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My boss at work told me she loved me. Felt good tbqh.

I want a high IQ girlfriend but I can't find a high IQ girl anywhere. Where do all the high IQ girls hang out?

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>>37716735
Das cool. At my new job (first in 8 years after long term NEEThood), one waitress is a bit nicer to me than what I think to be normal, and I wonder if she likes me in some way or if she's just an extra nice person. She asked me if I had roommates, which made me think if she was scoping me out to see if I had a fuckpad, but alas, I still live at home. I might have a few weeks of the house to myself in about a month, and I'll low key let her know.

Plus that's a tasty looking ugly burger. I get 2 free meals at my job as a bitchboi.

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>>37716615
Reminder that a woman's worth literally decreases with every past partner and hits zero very fucking quickly

yes it is and it's disgusting. there is no good reason to ever be in a relationship with someone who has had sex with someone else besides you. women who sleep around are worthless in every way.

1 relationship OK. More than a few, you're with a sloppy bitch

no worth in someone who sleeps around with everyone. Easy bitches are dirty

When its a good friend i would do this kind oft stuff with him.
Nothing to loose.

>>37716587
Do you want him too?

The fact you're asking means you want him to in some way.
Do it faggot, make that queer happy and get your dick sucked at the same time

>>37716448
It is superior to retail and especially to fast food.

>>37716490
How so, I've applied to a few places, couple were retail and fast food

>>37716448
I worked at one in high school and hated it, but >>37716490 is correct

The best capture method is a washcloth

Cum sock? what is wrong with you

>>37716395
Whats the best way to get the toilet paper of my dick

>>37716410
I used the same pair of cum shorts for 6 years straight and only binned them back in February

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>>37716320
>eleven word shitpost due before I commit suicide
>heven't started

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>>37716372
>heven't

Anon. We have to talk.

>>37716320
>CompSci undergrad
>Taking Calc 2 and Physics in a summer semester
>Really wish I could be comfy and write essays again
Fug, why can't English majors earn as much money as STEMfags. I just want to express myself in words, not code and numbers.

>femanon here
>femanon here

>>37716278
first by getting of my board, normie

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>on road trip with bf
>eat truck stop sushi for dinner
>giving him a rusty trombone later that night
>when he cums he sharts chunky diarrhea into my mouth

>>37716241
I need my sleep.
this hump day was a fucking steep one

sorry NEET, I don't work tomorrow. but you can always remind me on the weekend when most wagies are off, dear pal.

>>37716241
joke's on you, the Shekelsteins of this world can suck my peenus weenus

and they figuratively do

>>37716188
i love you, cutie

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AWWWWWWW SHIT! I wish I had a job to quit!

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I promise not to get too drunk. I promise not to eat today. I promise just another pill or two and then I'll be OK.

>considered equal
lmao
Roasties have never ever had it as hard as men
>b-b-b-but muh first wave feminism
I would rather not vote than fucking ww1 I don't even vote anyway.

so which one of your assholes harassed her into setting her instagram to private?

>>37716182
Yeah it is.People here are just being edgy.

FACT: You're NOT owed sex.

why couldn't you just have a wank? was it empowering? do you feel any guilt?

>>37716139
Are you living out a fantasy through this post, or are you telling the truth?

>>37716139
Your Advice?

>>37716087
Plain and simple. God doesn't exist. It's just a series of unfortunate events that happened over the course of your life.

>>37716272
so is it the aliens? the universe? the karma? ...

God has pre-determined everything. There is no free will and there is no random chance. God creates some of us specifically to suffer, as a way to show his power, as a warning to humanity of what he's capable of.

God does not hate you, but he does make you suffer on purpose. It's all part of his plan. Be grateful that he allowed you to exist at all. You serve a useful purpose by suffering all your life as he intended.

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>>37715878

I just want to be touched, cradled, felt, and embraced. Missing out on skin contact brings me mountains of feels.

I "deal" by pretending I don't have these feels or trying to ignore them

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im fine with not being stacies crush. boys are better in every single way.

They do pay attention to me but in the most condescending ways.

seems like a decent price if they teach you it fluently
learning another language is a skill, not everyone can speak English and Japanese so it would help with employment and definitely impress people
you'd never want to work in Japan though

>>37715842
>spending 2k on something you can learn yourself for less that 50 dollars
>just so i can play games and anime without subtitles
BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breathes in*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i dont care if this is bait this is legitimately the funniest thing i've read today and i've killed 3 fembot threads

>>37715968
cool
when do you get your medal of courage?

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It's kinda weird how similar he is to me

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>>37715705
>characters that inspire you to realize your dreams
Naruto.

>>37715723
No idea who the fuck this guy is.

>>37715735
Naruto can't even compete with Griffith. You should have posted Madara or Hashirama.