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Tonight, from 10:46 PM to 2:55 AM, we'll be watching Family Guy via Rabb.it

Chat included + No signup needed.
Link: https://www.rabb.it/Dormin_

Please no bullying
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>>37721498
why family guy of all things
should have gone with anime idiot
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I'd rather do something substantial with my life.
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>>37721512
This. I'm not watching Family Guy.

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Someone explain to me how being 5'10" is considered "short" or a "manlet"
Sources and facts welcome. "Ur short cause it's short and your short faggot" memes aren't.

If you post that gay shit you broke the rules of my thread and are therefore forever kissless. This may or may not be a curse. Post wisely.
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I like turtles
Originalie manleto
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>>37721560
But that was a child. Children haven't fully grown yet. That doesn't count.
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>>37721477
>tfw just a 1/4th of an inch over 5'10"
>tfw people think you're just avoiding saying 5'9"
>tfw everyone seems to think that
>tfw if you're 5'11" and a 1/4th you could say you're 6' and people would believe you

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Tinder Thread.
Never had a match for almost 3 months.Yesterday i saw this girl and superliked her...nothing
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>>37721390
>Harvard

Unless you are some billionaire, I'm sorry Anon, but you never had a chance.
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>>37721390
>9/10
fake
>Ashley
fake
>19
fake
>Harvard university
fake
>Photo taken on a date
fake

its a bot/catfish
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>imagine being so bad at tinder that you are forced to use a superlike
>still get nothing
BWHAAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
just unistall tinder because you are clearly meant to NEVER get laid

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

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>dropping out of college
>today is the next to last day I will ever be in this town
>qt girl tells me she likes me

It's like poetry
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>>37721363
I don't believe you, fag. No girl would tell you that and you know it
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t-t-take her with you.
origi-desu
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>>37721363
Is it too late to not drop?

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>Used to make threads in /adv/ asking how to make new friends
>Followed their advice. Started getting out more, getting involved in my community, and putting myself out there
>It's been a decade and I still don't have any friends. I'm just "that guy that hangs out in public and attends events". People know my name and who I am, but don't want to hang out or do anything together.
>I don't come across as desperate or weird. But something must be inherently wrong with me
>"Anon, you just gotta keep trying..."

I've been alone for about eight years now. What do I do? I feel so alone.

A couple of months ago, I met this nice couple my age, and I seemed to hit it off well with them. We set a date to watch that new Ghost in the Shell movie, and they never showed up or called again.

I know there's the whole "heheh I'm so alone and ded inside" meme, but I feel like it's just impossible at this point. I don't feel suicidal or whatever, but I'm just upset that there doesn't feel like there's anything I can do.

I don't even have a family to fall back on.
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>>37721346
If you have no problems having online friends then it has to do with your appearance and the way you act in public, I know this may sound autistic but practice chatting and record yourself be more expressive and friendly, maybe find a hobby for introvert people
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>>37721447
>find a hobby for introverts
This is basically what I've wound up doing. Most nights I'm completely fine with it, but on occasion I'll realize how quiet it is or how I miss having people to talk to.

I have a small circle of people I play games with, but I can't rely on them all the time.

It probably is my appearance. I'm not overweight, and I bathe every day/groom myself. I dress normally. But I do have a lazy eye.

I don't think I act unusually. I'm a decent conversationalist. But it has to be something. You can't build a track record like mine without having something wrong with you.
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>>37721346
I am so happy I moved away from /adv/ to /r9k/. I was so sick of every other thread being about relationships when I was interested in career advice, personal finance, college, etc. Here, I don't have to try, I don't have to pretend to like people, and for some reason I can easily ignore the /lgbt/ threads.

My genuine piece of advice is to volunteer at a pet shelter. The animals you meet there will grow to love you. There's always that one cat that no one will adopt.

I have made many friends, and I have always cut ties with them. A bunch in high school, and a bunch in college, and then another bunch I assume in grad school. Friends won't do shit for you, everything's a cold, casual relationship.

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>he uses Android

Eww. I bet he's a virgin too haha
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>>37721338
Android is just stupid unless you're Asian.
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>>37721338
What about Windows Phone users?
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Now that I think about it, every girl who's trying to be an upper-middle class gold digger seems to use Apple shit

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Satanist here

How does it feel being dragged into this silent holy war? How does it feel knowing that some rich bastard is forcing the have nots to go the people have? How does it feel knowing one person poisoned the water supply just to the rest of mankind stupid and keep them poor? Its not coincidence that someone you feel things going down hill. They made you undisciplined and took away everything that was sacred and now all you have left is base instincts that you aren't even aloud to act on. And you can't and won't do a damn thing about it.
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You are all normal human beings. Its not your fault you becane like this. You live in a society where the free minded are destroyed and punished and the simple follower is given the riches. You deserve more and you need more. This isnt right and you arent doing anything about it.
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>>37721334
tfw to intelligent and a satanist to boot
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>>37722056
But i am still smarter than a female.

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Just finished day 1 of my first job and I already want to kill myself.

How do people manage to do this for years and years?
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>>37721218
The alternative is to starve on the street.
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When will you virgins learn its not having a job that bugs you, its the job itself?

Maybe you should switch to a better place OP. A place where your skills are valued.
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>>37721218
they think theyre working for the greater good or something. thats what keeps them going. it gives them a false sense of duty.

then you have those who dont care about the """greater good""" but dont have the intelligence to figure out anything or develop anxieties relating to the workings of the world, but im not sure what keeps them going neither.

those who can see through the bullshit and still work those jobs must have it the worst.

in any case try to find a job that wont make you want to kill yourself. theres barely any escape from the modern world so you might as well.

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Hey Anon why are you so sad? It's such a nice day out, we should go hiking
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>>37721213
W-will Tyrone be joining us too?
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Sorry I'm trying to quit outdoors sex.
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>>37721213
Why are her hands so big?

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as a femanon i just had my first BBC and i must say it was absolutely amazing, why arent you getting dicked down by jamal on a weekly basis?
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I mean no offense, but I think it's quite apparent that you're not female.
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post tits or gtfo


like what femanon who has been dicked can think of the chadlet nigger as such an object to call them a Jamal?

bad bait friend.
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>>37721203
Where is this picture from? Post more if please.

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>tfw no qt Jewish waifu to pluck from the clutches of (((Israel)))
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>>37721197
Is she retarded? I don't watch h3h3's videos at all, but the clips I have seen make her sound "slow" in the head.
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>>37721197
Agreed. Glory be to the Trump trap.
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>>37721197
Jewishness is passed on maternally though.

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>femanon here
femanon here
>femanon here
femanon here
>femanon here
femanon here
>femanon here
femanon here
>femanon here
femanon here
>femanon here
femanon here

whats going on bros? are we being invaded?
Is this an attempt for the "females" on this board to take over? How do we stop them?
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>>37721143
I WOULD GIVE HER(MALE) THE SUCC IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
AMIRITE FELLOW ROBOTS
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>>37721143
men larping as women etc etc stop being retarded and falling for the meme
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I don't like it. I used to post with implications that I was a woman but not straight saying it and get attention. Now I just get ignored. Back to pretending to be a man for me.

J-just until summer ends, right?

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I'm posting kakyoin with cool sunglasses every day

day74
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I'm still drunk from day 73
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>>37721133
Good job, champ!
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>>37721797
thanks pal!

original

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>come home after a long day of wage slaving
>roastie parks in my spot
>get my funnel and empty a bottle of water, a bag of flour and 3 packets of mcdonalds bbq sauce into her gas tank
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excuse my fuckup, i meant a gallon
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>find random thread on /tv/
>ruin it

>sneedpost
>samefag
>not that guy, but....
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>>37721003
kek, the absolute wreckage you can make of someone's life if they don't have full coverage insurance...

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What are some non meme ways to get through severe depression and loneliness?
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>>37720933

Friends. This is the only reason I socialize, it makes me feel human. Do you have a job/hobbies/friends?
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I don't exactly know because I'm going through the same shit anon. I do know I can distract myself with going outside. Hiking is good, since you can be all alone.
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>>37720933
I listen to girls on chsturbste and leave when they start masturbating.

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