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All the normalfags around me are miserable, working dead-end jobs, and only survive mentally by consuming media, alcohol and weed. Society has become a race to the bottom where life has no value.

>>37722247
Never holy shit no no
I would become a true recluse, not the 4chan addicted pseudo-hermit I am now
I'd be one of those fags that gets an easy job in a lucrative field and gets some huge open-air house in a weird area that no one ever goes to
Then I'd get bored and live in a tent in the woods or something because by then I would be acclimated to independence and not give a fuck about dying or whatever it is we're supposed to be afraid of

Honestly? No.

It's more fun to be on the outside than the inside of the social stream of conciousness.

You can point out the cringe instead of being the cringe.

#1 in artificial coloring

i feel AUTISM IN YOUR SOUL

>>37722190
oh my GOD I WANT IT.

Where do I get it? How do I get it? How much is it?

I'm not even being ironic. Blue is my favorite fucking flavor.

>implying I would ever want to live with you autistic fucks.

Need a fembot to do the dishes

fake robots would take over
rampant prison gayness

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>>37721971
>four loko gold

are you me

Kek someone actually saved my what's for dinner robits pics

cut up mini bell peppers and trader joes yogurt chive dip.

>>37721899
Was it the guy in the white shirt that did it? Would be funny if this bitch started attacking a guy who was innocent

why absolutely yes

I'm not sure, not because I think she doesn't deserve it, but I don't want a bunch of white knights trying to impress her and start trying to beat me up as well

>>37721872
Aerospace engineer. I dropped out of 10th grade

>>37721882
>Aerospace engineer. I dropped out of 10th grade
And what do you do now?

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I wanted to be an infantryman ever since I was 13. I couldn't because of medical reasons though.

If any of you guys would actually let yourself get walked over like this, then you need to man the fuck up

>>37721846
Nigga, I haven't seen you in 7 years. The last time we saw each other you responded to me asking you out by pulling Chad out of the crowd and making out with him just to say no. You think I'm gonna pay for your fuckin' shit now?

Bitch got me fucked up, damn.

You think I got that kind of money? Shit here's $10 for some taco bell and maybe some bus fare if you manage to stick to the value menu. Have fun

>Get humiliated every single day at school
>Watch the girls you desperately want to fuck get taken by superior, alpha men
>Feel weak and feminine due to never having romantic success with women

It's super easy to understand, even if all those things disgust me. Most robots are "failed men" and think life would be easier if they were a woman with no control over things.

>>37721812
4chan used to be full to the brim with pedos

now its all traps and nigger worship. its normalfags and redditors.

>>37721845
Happened to me too but I'm not into any of that shit

as a femanon its my duty to shitpost
to talk about the things i like about chad the most
he's certainly better than anon
in more than a few places
his cock gave my the straight flush
made my squirt from my royal aces
im seen as a queen
these robots are my severants
they give me (You)s all the time and i dont even deserve it
living life on easy mode the other girls are constantly jealous
they call me a whore and curse at me but their pockets are upset and zealous

when will these robots learn we fembots run shit now
enough of your feels threads w
because we run that shit now
absolutely beta getting cucked by a girl
no wonder you wanna kill yourself because we only fuck chad and we are taking over your world

I'm lyin' here in bed hoping that it's all worth it
That the hold back from the 'tism now is gonna rework its
Self to help me try and get a gf
If I was still in school bein' social would net me F's
I'm hoping I can clean up but it might be too late
Sorcery's on my tail, I'm tryna get to the gate
My body's not slim but I'm workin' to change that
Hittin' bags and hittin' blunts I think should help me arrange that
I say this to myself in the mid of the night,
"If you wanna get the girl you'll have to put up a fight"
But workin' hard and punching shit is easy, y'see;
When it comes to the hardest fight, my worst opponent is me.

I actually hope this thread gets going I like writing these

I'd post mine but I'm planning on eventually making rap music and I don't want anyone stealing my shit desu

nope. fast food is disgusting. can't even remember last time i touched it. no thanks.

they aren't filling in comparison to homemade burgers.

>>37721783
dude, it's my favorite food, i would eat at mcdonalds everyday if i had the money

You're going to die of a stroke at 45.

>>37721756
>code red
>number 1

negro, you are tripping.

>>37721779
WHO FUCKIN CARES NERD???

anyways OP, retard, the new monster soda is better

Regret the decision and cry

Femanon here.

Who?

>>37721644
what'd you do, mate?

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>>37721593
Getting ready to go to sleep because I got to get up early tomorrow for work, then got to also workout and bike 8-10 miles, then got to fix a computer for a family friend, then go to a social event.

Then next day more fucking work, working out, and shit.

If I was rich my life would be fucking awesome. That whole money cant buy you happiness shit is bullshit.

>>37721593
Is this a spam bot posting all these random strings of text?

The server is fun, come join us!

>>37721586
you shouldn't stop thinking about her
you shouldn't stop loving her
no matter what

>>37721627
Why would you torture a man like this?

>>37721586
Never gonna happen, the sooner you kill any hope the easier it will be

I see you like Blacked, heh

How can you use a female when you can't even get one to talk to you?

>>37721529
I try to keep an open mind but time and time again women only disappoint and let me down to no end. My anger and sorrow grows by the day.