Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 4616. page

>>37486091
why is this legal

holy shit. this must be murrica or something

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Hahaha. Oh wow. Welp, either tell him to fuck off, quit, or take that dicking, wagie!

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lol fucking wage cucks

all while im here eating chicken nuggies and watching comfy vids all weekend.

when will they learn?

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because underage people have nothing of value to add here

don't think for one second that you do high school faggots

you may THINK you fit in, you really do not
wait and lurk for at least a year before posting

>>37486017
Isn't generalising bad?

>>37486159
Not when it's correct. Underageds are by worst the far shitposters. They contribute nothing of value. All they do is throw teenager tantrums about insignificant high school dramas.

someone pls help me

>>37486236
u dont have to suck dick to be gay

but if ur actually into boys youll probably do it anyways

>>37486343
I get along with boys, I just dont see myself copulating with them. I just want a cuddle boi that i can talk too and live with.

>>37485746
most parents do it the opposite way, with sending ther kids into hs after years of homeschooling. i feel bad for you. do your best though, don't give away. just try to find people with similar interests. it sounds like a platitude but its tru

>>37485746
"I'm a bit weird after being home-schooled for years, hehe. Will take a bit of time to get used to being around to many people again : )", he said after saying something that was awkward to people he was talking to at college. Now they think he is honest, they will chalk up all his personality defects to temporary stuff caused by homeschooling, they will feel sorry for him and want to help him get out of his shell, maybe invite him to stuff.

Good luck pal.

You're not going to make it, dude. I don't care what kind of degree you have. You won't be able to get a job at Burger King without decent people skills. Thank your parents. They completely fucked you over.

>>37485736
It doesn't hurt to try, anon. Fill out the application and try to ask your psychiatrist to vouche for you. You're on your way to winning.

>>37485765
ok so I just talk to my psychiatrist and ask for some sort of application? is there anything in specific I should be applying for?

>>37485787
Tell your psychiatrist that your condition is really making it hard to work and make adequate money to survive. Get all emotional and shit. Say you don't know how much longer your business can last. Lie and say that you applied to 20+ jobs and got rejected from all of them because of your disability. Ask for neetbux. ??? Profit

Get a job. If you have a job, start working out. If you have a job and already work out, change your style. If you have done all 3 of these things, go fuck a hooker

>>37485702
I don't have the confidence to get a job, and I don't have the money to go to a gym.

>>37485762
Hmm. Are you uggo, good sir? Being poor can lead to a lack of confidence, but you need a job to change that.

>>37485673

>busty teen raped
>daughter fucks dads friend
>neighbor rapes teen slut
>3 older force teen slut anal

bestiality

watching women that are such whores that they get off on fucking dogs is insanely arousing.

>>37485673

>creampie
>grannies
>female masturbation

Older natural women getting creampied is my ideal. I just wish I was the one banging them too.

fuck no, and thread hidden because this is disgusting! ewwwwww critters

e-stalkers or stalkers in general can go to hell

don't be lame.

>>37485496
2/10. Obv have a penus.
What girl says "eeeewww critters"?

>>37485447
It's been 4 nights. I like to hear voices so I stay up

>>37485447
I could go to bed and lay there for 4 hours, or I could just browse /r9k/ instead. Probably gonna masturbate for the 5th time today. These trap threads always get me

>>37485480
This. I just want to browse r9k but people keep posting traps and I can't help myself.

>>37485322
I want to suck a traps dick. And lick and sniff their feet and ass. I'd prefer if they fucked me but I'll fuck them if they want

>>37485363
>I want to suck a traps dick. And lick and sniff their feet and ass
this

>>37485322
you like traps because you don't understand how women work and want to be in a relationship where you can reason with your partner like a man, little do you know you're a raging faggot and women compliment men infinitely better once you understand how to control them (kinda manipulative but it's in there best interest).

>>37485298
What circumstances lead to this?

>>37485316
Really, I've been wanting to quite for a while, but I got baptized about 2 days after I quit, so that helps. Because if I do jerk off I'm meant to tell a priest. Obviously it's not required if you don't believe in that sort of thing, but you know, it is if you do.

Gives me a more normal view of women and, since I'm in a constant state of having an iron will, I can see through the aura that so-called "roasties" have around them. I almost fell so bad for roastie tricks, that inspired me to want to kick the habit.

>>37485367
I get it man, I'm religious too. Workaround I found; jack off while confessing. That way, if you nut during the closing prayers, the jacking off gets included into those you forgot to mention. Hard to sneak porn in, but it's that chaste life us religious folk must live

I WANT CHAD TO FUCK ME

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>>37485252
>"All good, my dude."
>do some radical handsign (thumbs up, OK sign)
>don't even bother asking him how he's doing because I couldn't care fucking less and walk away

>>37485262
Then you're a coward

I know this is probably a major problem you're dealing with anon and but this is turning me on.

>>37485083
Try to write better dialog and make it more believable. 4.5/10

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>>37485083
Final
>she continues dropping overtly sexual hints continuing right up until now
>family gathering ends in two days
>we're all shacked up in lakehouse until then
>aunt is making uncle sleep on a couch with their baby in a crib, still with aunt in bedroom
>she hasn't stopped dropping hints
I have a lot of respect for my uncle, which I think is why I initially rejected her advances. Now I've actually started seriously considering it. I've got two more days here and I've got no one else to turn to.
What the fuck do I do /r9k/? Could I get away with it if we do it somewhere other than the lakehouse? Should I even fucking be considering it in the first place?
What the fuck guys?

>>37485070
It doesn't disgust me, but I can't remember the last time I watched open that involved fucking. I also just watch specific fetish vids, and if these happen to have fucking, I skip it

>>37485295
>I watched open

Dumb phoneposter

>>37485070
penetration isn't hot to me because it's not something you can really do with lolis feasibly. i find oral much hotter as well as simple nudity

I don't interact with many people but I do try to control my family. It's frustrating because they annoy me in so many ways

>>37484998

It's not something you can't control. You just expect everyone to deal with your shit, but they don't. I don't think you'll get good friends by humiliating people in public, only backstabbing cowards that fear you and pretend to be friends.

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>>37484998
y-y-you can bully me if you want OP
what's your discord