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Tick tock, wagecuck. It's the last day of freedom.
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What a ridiculous thread. Clocks can't talk
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>>37488784
Good, I fucking hate weekends. The boredom makes me wanna kill myself.

How do you shitty NEETs even survive?
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Nah man I'm one week off.

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>Be in 4th grade
>Math test on Friday
>Teacher says if we don't understand a problem it's okay, just put a smiley face and she will help
>Half way through I get confused
>Look up and grin as broadly as I can for as long as I can
>Moved into special education a week later
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please tell me this is not true
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>>37488478
Stop posting this fag, I can't even count how many times I've seen it posted.
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>>37488970
I am so sorry you don't know how to count. :3

>tfw balding
Hold me lads
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Maybe you will look good bald.

For myself, I am balding and I have a fivehead.
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Thank your dad.
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>dad has thicker hair and a better hairline than me

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12 y/o
>would you suck a dick for 1 million
>thats gay haha no way

16 y/o
>would you suck a dick for 500,000
>no way!! (secretly consider it)

18 y/o
>would you suck a dick for 100,000
>haha im not gay but sure why not

22 y/o
>would you suck a dick for 10,000
>sure but only to pay the bills

25 y/o
>would you suck a dick?
>sure
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i kekd but i'm super high so take it with a grain of salt
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30 y/o
>Would you pay me fifty dollars to suck my feminine penis
>It's not hairy enough, no way!
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/r/ that photo of richard dawkins face on emma watson's body

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I'm 25 year old dude with asperger's syndrome and supposedly ADHD on top of that (doctor wasn't very clear on that), and I just got a prescription for a drug named concerta. Still haven't taken any because I need to build up my courage, but I have read online it's supposedly very helpful if you have concentration issues.

I also read it's commonly issued for children, how come I got prescription at age of 25? What am I in for? I also made this thread yesterday, but I would like to hear more about this concerta. I wasn't diagnosed with ADHD before, but the new doctor saw my papers and insisted to reevaluate them, and then she wrote the prescription for concerta.

Here's some of my problems with concentration
>get really exhausted after reading just few pages of book, even if I find the book interesting
>can play vidya for like 30 minutes, then I need to take a hour long break
>have to take breaks during watching movies
>school grades have always been pretty bad, spent most of the class drawing stick men and starting at walls
>hard time with conversations, can't keep up with long discussions

Some of them are probably asperger related, but ADHD must play some part as well. The doctor said my exhaustion could be the result of me pushing myself to the limits when concentrating and using unnecessary amounts brain power, thus ending up exhausted really quick. And because I'm always exhausted and tired from doing brainwork, I'm too tired to keep up with social stuff.

Any experiences with concerta? Anyone else here with asperger's and/or ADHD with concerta medication? I'm also worried the side effects will overweight the benefits, I'm really sensitive to all kinds of substances and I get really anxious after one cup of coffee. I heard to most common side effects are mild headache and lack of appetite, but those don't really worry me. I'm more worried that the drug will drive me insane or something.

TL;DR:
Got a prescription for concerta, what am I in for?
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>>37488323
Why the fuck didn't you ask your doctor this shit? Is this some retarded copypasta? How is your doctor unclear on whether or not you have ADHD? This is either some really bizarre troll attempt or you have a shitty doctor.
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>>37488323
its really nice, it should help a lot.
When i took Ritalin the first time i felt like a god.
Be careful tho, you can get addicted to that shit fairly quick.
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>>37488378
Well what the fuck was I supposed to ask from the doctor? All I got was the prescription, pamphlet about concerta, and a long lecture about the headaches and nausea. I thought it was pretty self explainatory, and desu I was also kind of not listening because I was so anxious.
It's not like the doctor said "Anon, you have ADHD", the doctor only talked about concentration issues, and by those words and the prescription drug specifically made for ADHD patients, I think it's pretty safe to assume I have ADHD diagnosis.

I also find it more comfortable to ask these casually on here where people may have actually used the drug.

>How is your doctor unclear on whether or not you have ADHD?

No, the doctor is not unclear, I'm unclear. And frankly I don't even care if I have ADHD or not, because I know I have concentration issues and now I got a medicine for it.

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https://youtu.be/ufLcO3VPayM

Lmao
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Beaners desu
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"What is this??"
"My catheter "
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Fuck these niggas

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What do, /r9k/?
>Be aerosexual. Have a thing for planes
>One day, feeling a bit horny. Get crazy idea to relieve urges
>Fucking print tons of plane porn and pictures of me until my printer fucking dies
>Get to work, sticking my face over the guys who are fucking the planes so it looks like I am fucking these planes
>Try to jack off to it
>Cum buckets, shit is cash.
>Begin taking them everywhere, started jacking off in public without a care.
>Two days ago at office, making my way through hallway
>Have to pull out some shit from briefcase
>Accidentally spill all the briefcase's contents
>Fucking gaping plane vagina and huge anime plane boobs on the ground
>Ohspaghettios.gif
>Everyone sees, they laugh
>Get my porn and fucking skedaddle out of work
>Been crying for days, questioning sexuality
>MFW someone sends me a picture of a plane with the caption "Would you, Anon?" on it
I need to get my mind of this shit, what the fuck do I do, /r9k/?
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you stop telling lies on the internet
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>>37488108
I really need help, anon.
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>>37488094
Would you, Anon?
oreg

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tfw no balls gfs
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What the fuck.
orego
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>>37487992
>your balls will never suck your dick
Why live
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>>37488032
kek
originel comentarius

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>ask mom for a haircut because long hair makes my widow peaks much more prominent
>she does some stupid shit that makes me look like a cuck, long sides, flat top
>shave myself with no guard
>not that bad, it actually hides my fivehead
>mother spends an hour telling me how awful I look and how nobody will hire me now, she says things exactly to hurt me
Do all women turn into turbocunts in their 50s?
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dont let her dumb woman speak affect you. my mom told me that whenever i cut my hair into a mohawk i look like my almost diseased father, which makes no sense in the slightest.
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>>37487885
>the one person in the world who is supposed to tell you how handsome you look NO MATTER WHAT calls you awful looking

wew, put her in a home
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dude moms want to control you, just dont give a fuck and dont listen to her nagging and you should be fine

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Where do I find a trans gf?
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>>37487741
vietnamese chinese cartoon boards.
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>>37487741
You're a chaser, they don't want chasers, they don't want anyone who'd consider them attractive before they consider themselves passing, which even they are never satisfied about.
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>>37487854
this, never EVER chase a tranny. make sure you seem like you are doing them a favor for being with them, like this they will worship/submit to you 24/7.

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fembots, what makes you keep coming here even though you know you can't be a robot?

have you considered going to a different website?
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Why do gays keep coming here when gays can't be robots?
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i dont need validation that i'm a robot to come here so
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what website would you suggest? i know im not wanted here and rarely post, but i like to lurk.

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hello have you been posting threads like these for a while?
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>>37487547
That's relative
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>posting a screenshot like that
anon...
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>>37487541
hey man literally the key to this is to accept and realize that there is no point in anything and live with knowing that.

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>pit bulls
>niggers/race
>dinosaurs/feathers
>star wars
>Goku vs Superman

are there any other retarded things that really piss you off when they come up? post them here
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>>37487525
Unrelated porn pics
"Omg guis doesn't dat piss us off XD" posts
Lists
>misplaced greentext
-not using greentext
Hating something because Reddit
Silencing opposition with Reddit witch hunts
>inb4 "redditor confirmed"

Nope.

But watch.

I can do the "Reddit spacing"

Because it's just so cancerous so separate text.

Never understood that one.

Space

Space

Space

Are you triggered 4chiiiinnnn
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>>37487580
you're typing so much like reddit I can neither tell what you're saying or if what you're saying is intended to be ironic or not
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>>37487618
Hehehe I'm on so many levels of irony right now

Hehehe
He
>not getting le irony may may
>irony

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REEEEEEEE
SO MANY ROSTIES HERE
WTFFFUUUUCK IS GOING ON

NORMIES AND ATTENTION WHORE GET OUT
REEEEEEEEE
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>>37487508
Woah, you should calm down there. You can talk to me about it on Discord.
Nightrose#2309
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>>37487526
WHAT IS THIS NORMIE SHIT
SHUT UP YOU NORMIE AND FUCK OFF
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>>37487526
>normies getting blown the fuck out by real robots

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>get first job
>22 never had any job and unexpierienced
>be redpilled about it that people will try to make a slave out of me
>someone tellse me to do something
>hes doesnt look like the boss of this gym
>start an argument and almost break his nose
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>>37487329
congrats, spastic. Learn to control yourself

How is this not original.
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>clearly sees that he's not the boss of the gym
>doesn't even attempt to fuck his ass
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>>37487329
You're supposed to tell them OK and then just go chill in the back room or something.

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