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Hello faggots I need help.
English Is not my first language so bear with me. In a couple of days I'm going on a trip with 2 guys and one female otaku. We are introverts but still kinda close as friends due to being in most of our classes together. But I need good questions about anything that an introvert might be interested to talk about, kinda like from the game truth or dare but only questions you have to answer trutfuly. We have already done this before and It worked great talking for hours about shit no normie would like to talk about. We set a rule that there are no boundaries and that we can ask any questions without judgement. Everyone must answer and discuss stuff. Perverted/sex realted questions to the girl were the most popular and she didn't mind talking about them at all, she even looked quite interested with It. Bring your best/worst questions I could ask the girl or the whole group.

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Anonymous 2017-06-04 06:00:04 Post No.37493964
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>>37493658
lexy is dat u

Anonymous 2017-06-04 06:06:36 Post No.37494098
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>>37493658
>no normie would like to talk about
But you're already a normalfag with your normgroids friend go back to the >>>/camp/

Anonymous 2017-06-04 06:10:57 Post No.37494181
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>>37494098
You first fuckface, you don't know anything and judge without evidence. Fuck off

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Anonymous 2017-06-04 05:40:59 Post No. 37493618 [Report] [View this topic]

>19 year old student
>first semester of IT
>live alone with my mother who hates my guts
>haven't been to uni in weeks, lost track of nearly all the material, utterly demotivated to even attempt catching back up, shit's too hard
>perpetually tired, sleep 11-12 hours a day and still be sleepy the whole day
>do nothing but play wow and talk to online 'friends', no irl contacts
>usually depressed
>want to get a therapist but that requires me to talk to my insurance company to cover the costs and then call a bunch of therapists who have like 30 minutes allocated to taking calls per week
>way too anxious to even make a phone call
>too pussy to kill myself

Why am I such a worthless waste of space. I need help but even getting that takes a lot of effort. I just want to lay down and sleep and never wake up.

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Anonymous 2017-06-04 05:42:00 Post No.37493632
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Anonymous 2017-06-04 05:42:00 Post No.37493632 [Report]

>first semster
>shits too hard
do you even try

Anonymous 2017-06-04 05:42:39 Post No.37493642
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Anonymous 2017-06-04 05:42:39 Post No.37493642 [Report]

post discord. if you want to talk, I'm here

Anonymous 2017-06-04 05:43:54 Post No.37493668
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>>37493632
it's not that hard really but i'm weeks behind and especially maths is way way harder compared to school

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Anonymous 2017-06-04 05:33:50 Post No. 37493479 [Report] [View this topic]

>girls your age are now in the mature category on porn sites
>you're still a KHHV
I give up.

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Anonymous 2017-06-04 05:42:02 Post No.37493633
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Anonymous 2017-06-04 05:42:02 Post No.37493633 [Report]

>tfw no one here relates and your thread just sinks to the bottom

Anonymous 2017-06-04 05:45:35 Post No.37493694
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>>37493633
27 here, I'll soon be there as well.

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>>37493479

That Wojak looks surprisingly much like myself. What year did you have the misfortune of being born? '81 here.

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Hentai Anonymous 2017-06-04 05:29:45 Post No. 37493410 [Report] [View this topic]

My friend has hentai babes on his guitar, what do I do?

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Anonymous 2017-06-04 05:30:46 Post No.37493430
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>>37493410
Call him a weaboo

Anonymous 2017-06-04 05:31:14 Post No.37493439
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>>37493410
those look Western to me

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>>37493410
>hentai babes

They aren't and you're a fucking normal faggot that needs to get out of here.

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Anonymous 2017-06-04 05:23:01 Post No. 37493273 [Report] [View this topic]

What drives a middle aged man to do this?

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Anonymous 2017-06-04 05:23:58 Post No.37493297
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>>37493273
Wokeness. More men need to be feminized

Anonymous 2017-06-04 05:25:38 Post No.37493327
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Anonymous 2017-06-04 05:25:38 Post No.37493327 [Report]

Rome yet lives

Anonymous 2017-06-04 05:29:50 Post No.37493411
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>>37493273
>What drives a middle aged man to do this?
You know whats sad? Most of the faggots here would fuck this thing without even thinking

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Anonymous 2017-06-04 05:20:04 Post No. 37493218 [Report] [View this topic]

What goes on inside the Bilderberg Group meetings?

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Anonymous 2017-06-04 05:20:39 Post No.37493231
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>>37493218
>What goes on inside the Bilderberg Group meetings?

"how can we fuck over the goys this year"

Anonymous 2017-06-04 05:39:12 Post No.37493581
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Anonymous 2017-06-04 05:39:12 Post No.37493581 [Report]

>tfw attended lodge in that very building
>tfw live in a trailer

Its a complex feel goys

Anonymous 2017-06-04 05:56:24 Post No.37493894
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>>37493581
What's a lodge
what did you do exactly

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Anonymous 2017-06-04 05:13:55 Post No. 37493086 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw no CIA gf

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>tfw no DPD insane gf

Anonymous 2017-06-04 05:15:11 Post No.37493109
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>>37493086
we're entering new levels of autism

Anonymous 2017-06-04 05:18:10 Post No.37493172
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>>37493098
actually wouldn't mind this tbqhwys

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Anonymous 2017-06-04 05:03:32 Post No. 37492885 [Report] [View this topic]

Please hold me someone i need a hug, i'm 26 years old living in a small apartment i haven't been hugged since i moved out when i was 19. I just want to be held, warm and safe, help please please i need a hug.
please

PLEASEE

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>>37492885
I can't really help but umm I would hug you if I could. Feel better.

Anonymous 2017-06-04 05:05:11 Post No.37492915
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>>37492885
Don't worry anon, everything will be fine.
You are doing fine.

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>>37492915
>>37492905
Some of you anons are okay guys.

Raspad
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Bara Husbando Raspad 2017-06-04 04:57:14 Post No. 37492784 [Report] [View this topic]

Just how much would you like to be kissed and hugged by a big, bear-type/bara bf, Robots?

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Anonymous 2017-06-04 04:59:18 Post No.37492822
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>>37492784
fuck off, faggot
oregano posterino

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>>37492784
They don't exist so....
How would I be seen with anyone that's built-fat?

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>>37492822
Come on, Gaybot: just imagine being enveloped by your burly, hairy bf; his pleasant warmth and gentle scent lulling you to a state of sleepy comfort, while his reassuring and deep voice talks about how much he loves you, boosting your self-esteem and making you feel giddy on the inside.

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Anonymous 2017-06-04 04:47:37 Post No. 37492595 [Report] [View this topic]

How do I get a GF like 90's Lara Flynn Boyle from Twin Peaks?

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Another pic

Totally oreganoli

Anonymous 2017-06-04 04:49:06 Post No.37492616
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>>37492595
You can still find a girl like her, but the only difference will be that she has been tainted by at least 20 different alpha cocks by the time you get to her.

Anonymous 2017-06-04 04:49:35 Post No.37492627
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>>37492595
Bitch got a box jaw, out here lookin Jay Leno lmao bitch ugly as hell

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Anonymous 2017-06-04 04:45:40 Post No. 37492558 [Report] [View this topic]

Daily reminder to accept yourself and your mistakes, past, present and future.

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Anonymous 2017-06-04 04:50:33 Post No.37492645
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Anonymous 2017-06-04 04:50:33 Post No.37492645 [Report]

I've accepted it. I've given up.

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>>37492645
good good young padawan

Anonymous 2017-06-04 05:18:13 Post No.37493173
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Anonymous 2017-06-04 05:18:13 Post No.37493173 [Report]

>tfw all your past fuckups rush into your mind

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Anonymous 2017-06-04 04:42:41 Post No. 37492510 [Report] [View this topic]

You know, I feel like most people on here fall into 1 of 3 categories.
1. People who are genuinely mentally ill looking to wallow in self pity
2. People who are seemingly normal, but just insecure and shy, and use this site as social interaction
3. Le funny memers that think /r9k/ is the birthplace of all memes

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