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if i kill myself will i came back as a normie in the next life?
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>>37495215
Nah. This is that reincarnation cycle shit.
You want a better life? Do good shit in this one till you die otherwise your next form is worse.
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Time is a flat circle, anon
If you kill yourself you'll just be reborn as yourself and everything will play out exactly the same. There is NO escape.
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>>37495310
i will change time
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WAGIE WAGIE WAGIE WAGIE WAGIE WAGIE WAGIE WAGIE WAGIE WAGIE WAGIE WAGIE WAGIE WAGIE WAGIE WAGIE WAGIE WAGIE WAGIE WAGIE WAGIE WAGIE WAGIE WAGIE WAGIE WAGIE WAGIE WAGIE WAGIE WAGIE WAGIE WAGIE
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>>37495003
Thisthis this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this.
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O wagies, tick tock tick tock.
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3 weeks left of my notice period boys before NEET life
tfw no qt baka aniki to fall asleep playing bidya with or to tell me im a good girl. what is this lonely life /r9k/? i will never have a lovely adopted older brother soulmate to love me unconditionally. may as well die desu
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>>37494900
i need this mousepad. i have never needed a mousepad more than i need this mousepad.
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>>37495843
oh fuck. meat's is even hotter
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>bidya
the cringe is real
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>Just found out yesterday that there's a Wonder Woman movie out
>Probably also unaware of a thousand other normie things
How did I become so out of touch?
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>>37494813
Why would you want to be "in touch" in the first place?
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Same here. I'm 25 but I don't watch TV, use adblock on everything, and don't visit /v/ or /tv/ much at all anymore. I hear people talk about new movies and games and it's shit I had never heard about. I didn't even know there was a Prey reboot or new Tekken game until yesterday.
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>>37494851
People with friends and social circles are "in touch" but I'm so distanced from the normosphere that I can't even pretend that I have friends.
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>Apply to every single place hiring within a 5 mile radius
>Haven't gotten 1 interview
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>entry level position
>requires 3 years experience
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>>37494685
>lol get a job anon its easy!
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>>37494685
>can't even get hired washing dishes
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Well guys, I did it. I finally did it.
/ck/ challenged me to find the perfect food and I've done it. When you get right down to it, McDonalds sausage breakfast burrito is the perfect food.
>cooked hot and fresh each morning
>moist and warm New Hampshire eggs
>perfectly and modestly spiced Iowa sausage
>warm pepper shavings
>delicate authentic tortillas (diversity!)
>$1
>available till 11:00am
I fucking love 4chan so I thought I would share with this hot tip with you. Get a breakfust burrito today! It's the perfect start to your day!
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>>37494316
We put those in the microwave (i think mcdicks calls it a que) to cook em.
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>>37494316
>the perfect food is fast food trash
no.
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Fast fat companies still shill here?
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>fap to dicks all night
>go outside
>only attracted to girls
whats wrong with me?
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a porn problem. When addicted to porn and fantasies, you crave a deeper and deeper high. So the next place to go after women is clearly men, but this high doesn't necessarily affect your real life, so you're straight, but in order to seek the high, you'll do anything. Or at least will allow the ideas of anything in your mind.
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are you me op?
Am I talking to myself?
h-hello
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>>37494293
you are a greate anon.
More people need to see this respond.
I feel like OP and I dont think im gay but I would give you a suck for that post because it may saves my future.
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>he doesnt have several posts up on /soc/ right now
>he isnt going for the slim but very real chance of meeting a horny /soc/ slut in his area and fucking her
I did it and it worked. It was the best sex I ever had.
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When everyone rates me as a 4out of 10, says I look lame, and all regard me as "pity cute" then no, I'm not going for that slim and very non-existent chance
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>>37494246
Because I don't live in the USA
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It was the only sex i ever had*
FTFY
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>long ago in a distant land
>high school
>dweebs still play yugioh in public
>end up playing in bathrooms
>chads get in on it
>bet on players
>make small dollars and keks between class
>kids cheat sometimes
>cheaters got fucked up
>worst was a kid getting his hand slammed in stall door
>fingers broken
>principal catches wind
>goes apeshit
>last straw was kid getting stabbed over trying to steal cards from beta
>bans all card games
>mfw kids couldnt even bring poker cards
>bathroom passes were also banned because kids were printing out copies and selling them
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beyblades got banned in my school, some kid sharpened it and threw it as a ninja star at this fat lard ball. Nothing happened but the staff still freaked out and they were banned from school
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me and my friends used to sell sweets at marked up prices to the younger kids who weren't allowed to go outside the school for lunch. we got caught and they banned us from doing it but they had no way to actually enforce it. the only thing that killed it was when the kids figured out they could buy the sweets before school started.
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Did you make these?
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>>37494084
You always ask that
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buampa scruampu dumpa bumpa lumpa scumpa
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So you think your life is shit?
Let me tell you what it means to have a shit life
I am 22,work at a restoraunt and get paid minimal waige,my coworker is always a complete ass to me,and if id say that to my boss he would cut my pay to be even less,my only friend is a mentally retarded guy,we only walk around and do stupid shit,im not moving to the next town over because i never got a drivers license,i failed it EVERY.SINGLE.TIME,
And you wanna know the worst part
I live in a pinapple under the sea.
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Spotted it at shitty coworker and boss
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>>37494045
>that pic and your shitty memes
Redd*t check out ebin meme friend
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well played, OP. best post I've seen in a long time here.
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Well femanons? Did you sign this pledge? ;)
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>>37493985
Tried it, it wasn't worth devoting a life to.
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>>37493985
real talk though, after Trump won election there were a bunch of white sluts who got #nowhiteboys or something like that trending
your societies are a joke western boys, you're not even allowed to be called men anymore.
you are utterly cucked
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Sass for grills is THE PiT. Great artist desu
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>tfw AvPD
Life is suffering
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>>37493949
So many regrets and missed opportunities
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>>37493949
>Alien vs Predator life?
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Alien vs predator sheeeit heard people hack in therr
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Will an escort let me eat honey out of her asshole?
I want nothing more in life.
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>>37493892
You're literally and figuratively asking for oral herpes. Also, no
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>>37493892
why would you want to eat an escorts booty? its probably festering with all sorts of aids and stds and stuff. dont do it anon.
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>>37493892
Dog, there are escorts who will literally shit on you and let you shit on them. Eating honey out of her ass is like asking her to have sex doggystyle with the lights off. She'd probably think you were one of her more normal clients.
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What to do with your life knowing you can never have true beauty?
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>>37493867
No you dont you fucking lying faggot or else you wouldnt be on here
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Delusion is the only remaining thing to turn to prevent you from reminding yourself of the horrid reality that no beautiful women will ever desire you. It's why all betas turn to 2D, real dolls and VR because your imagination can never hurt you and will always love you.
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>>37494065
I would kill myself before I become delusional faggot having an imaginary relationship with some fucking retarded chink cartoon or whatever sex puppet, honest to god
rather be proud to being alone and unwanted than that omega shit