Almost bedtime, wagie. Me, you ask?
Oh I'm gonna be up all night again, those PS4 trophies wont win themselves. I have my NEETbux and AdSense server to get cash with, no need for a boss like in medieval times
>>37502196
Yeah wagie, you should go to bed now to not be tired in the office tommorow
Set up a coffe just in case
I will spend my night with organizing my music collection and ricing up my new Gnu/Linux Distribution on my ThinkPad
>>37502196
Why are you holding a laptop like that
>tfw you got the platinum in barbie and goosebumps
>arguing with woman about anything
>"but there are starving children in africa therefore your problems are irrelevant"
>>37501994
>arguing about anything on 4chan
>someone eventually turns it into a race war tier thread
>>37501994
Well it's true really, isn't it?
Your problems seem like they're bad because you have a lower tolerance for suffering, whereas people in deprived areas have to worry about disease, famine, murder etc.
>>37502104
>>37502104
A person's suffering is not diminished by the suffering of others. All suffering is bad
Did /r9k/ ever run away as a child?
>>37501902
I did when I was 13, random group of guys took me in for a few days. Then again when I was 16, but that time I got government assistance and lived on my own. Nobody even cared, they didn't even look for me.
>>37501902
Yea i did it alot.
Sometimes i just had to leave that god forsaken house and go sleep at the park some nights.
This world isnt fair.
>>37501902
Run from home...? No...
I used to run from others... I was beaten regularly, after being laughed at.
>sign up for plenty of fish
>see who is online in my area
>see this
are women everywhere this ugly or just my shitty location?
>>37501900
>are women everywhere this ugly
Those women aren't particularly ugly. There are a couple that are, and a couple that are maybe 7s, but for the most part they are average.
>>37501900
lots of trannies live near you anon
>>37501900
wow I've never seen an uglier group of losers in my life
>he genuinely thinks he has friends
>he belonged to a group of people at any point
>he has good relations with the opposite sex
>he goes out
>he drinks alcohol with others
>he is a she
>he is an attentionwhore for other people
>he freely gives his attention away to any roastie
YOU DO NOT BELONG HERE.
What're you gonna do about it cuck?
My group of "friends" told me at highschool graduation that they merely tolerated me being around them because they felt sorry for me, then told me to never contact them again
>>37501848
What if I do some of things but don't enjoy them?
How do I get a BF? I don't really like to go outside and have little social skills.
>>37501838
>I don't really like to go outside and have little social skills
Then your odds are quite low, unless you feel like you can do better via online means.
>>37501838
I'll take the b8
Find one right here
>>37501865
Guess I could start online then.
I know this is incredibly deep and meaningful conversation, but is futa gay? I love the idea of a dominate girl with tits and a dick. I see myself as straight, and I don't like males.
Pic related. Anyone else have questionable fetishes?
>>37501758
If you're attracted to something with a penis you're gay.
>>37501802
The thing is I have no interest in men, and I still like women, but this specifically is my fetish.
>>37501758
>dominate
Is misspelling dominant a new meme, or is there a sudden influx of big time dummies?
What are you boys sipping on tonight? I've got my $3 wine from walmart.
I took a tab of acid instead of drinking tonight. Last time I drank I got violently sick last week so I'm staying away from that.
Drowning my sorrows in psychedelics. Good idea amirite
cognac
>>37501727
I miss dropping acid with my buddies. Last time we did it my fat ass somehow climbed a super tall tree and I couldn't get down. I don't have an acid hookup anymore though.
>saw my 9 year old niece naked for the first time
>got pretty aroused
Am...am I a pedo?
>>37501561
You're just prison pedo. Since grown woman are horrible monsters, you have no other choice but for find little girls attractive.
>>37501561
how'd she look?
give details, plox
elaborate on the situation op
>ejaculated to BBC sissy hypno for the fifth time today
I need to stop this
>>37501466
Stop then. Find a new fetish and become addicted to that instead
>>37501466
How did this behavior begin? Tell me about the first time you saw a BBC.
>>37501533
all the
>white boy
threads got to me
>visting this board when you are older than 30
is there more pathetic thing than that? I'm 31 btw
I was thinking about this earlier. I'm 25. Will I still be here when I'm 30? 40? Forever?
How many others will never grow out of this place?
Describe your life.
Are you a kissless virgin?
I'm turning 24 soon.
I'm a kissless handholdless virgin who's been on in 4chan for ten years now.
>girl gets cheated on
>girl does porn to get "revenge"
How fucking stupid are these roasties
You're not welcome here son
>>37501249
They are lying you dummy. It's porn.
>>37501249
I thought they made revenge porn illegal?
is the shining the comfiest movie ever? i watch it a few times a week
also is pic related a fale picture of the maze or is it actually that big?
>>37501198
The model of the maze is the same relative size as the actual maze. It could be either.
That movie makes me hella uncomfortable. The book is better anyhow
If I watched that movie a few times a week I would probably be insane by now. It fucks with me
the tale of Ja'Andarrah, the drunken kahjiit prostitute
>Decide to play some skyrim
>get a bunch of retarded mods, one of which allowed you to be a prostitute
>Make a feminine male kahjiit
>Use Alternate start
>Spawn near Soulitude
>Get job as prostitue
>Only men want me
anythingforgold.jpg
>Get dicked for 100 gold
>this goes on for a while, Until i get 600 gold
>Employer sends me off on a "special request"
>see payout
DollarEyes.jpg
>take it
>Im walking out in the woods to this cabin
>Show up
>The woman inside gives me a drink
>take it
>Pass out
roofies.jpg
>Bill cosbyette is actually a werewolf
>I have no weapons or clothing, it all was taken
>run away, trying to avoid werewolf rape
>Escape into the night, nude and unarmed
>make it back to Solitude
>Employer is mad because I didn't fuck a werewolf
Such is life as a male prostitute
>Now I drink excessively to forget
>Run away to marakarth
>Start offering my "services"
>some guy refuses to pay
>ask for 20 gold at least
>He says no and rapes me instead
>Drink Even more now, about 4 bottles of wine a day
>Decide to expose massive corruption ring
>Get raped by a random bandit before the gaurd encounter
>left running away from town guard completely nude .
>get back to solitude
>employer is furious, sends me alone to a military camp to "boost morale"
owmyasshole.jpg
>Half of them refuse to pay because "My sandpaper tongue ruined the oral experience"
>just fuck off and head back to solitude
>get raped again
>Drink self into coma
What mods do I need for something like this?
>>37501433
radiant prostitution and its requirements
This 5'4" Mormon manlet is in a polyamorous relationship with a fat black girl and three other nerds, but you can't even get laid.
He's actually kinda cute.....I would fuck him.
I'm certain he doesnt get laid either, consider polyamorous relationship is code for "cuck"
>>37501141
Here's a picture of them all, kek