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Do normal people really eat 2000 kcal or more a day? It's too much for me, I barely can make it to 1400-1500. It seems like a meme created so people would buy more food
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>>37503957
>everything revolves around me

I'm the same way though. Eating is such a chore and I only do it to get it over with. I stopped enjoying food a long time ago. I'm 135 at ~5"10 and not gaining/losing so I guess it could be worse. Meals skipped regularly. ~1400 - ~1700 cal daily.
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>>37503957
I know. Sometimes I don't understand how people can get fat. I feel like I have to eat all day just to get to 1500 calories, and my diet is mostly junk.
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>>37503957
It depends on body size (lean bodyweight) and activity level.

2000 is average.

If you're a skinny inactive NEET then 1500 seems reasonable.

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>tfw weird fetish has grown from 15% to 65% of my faps in the past 3 years
>tfw don't have the willpower to stop or whatever else the anti-fappers on here will tell me to do

I remember the first time I got off to this. Wish I could go back there and stop myself.
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>>37503893
What fetish, OP?
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>>37505012
not OP but ginatess vore and feet are all my fucking fetish... just wish i could bag a hot 6 foot tall gal closest i ever got was a 5'8" one
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>>37505059
Not really into the vore and feet part of this fetish but the giantess part is great (or terrible, seeing as how it's unobtainable)

How tall are you anyways?
>tfw 6'6" and I haven't met a girl taller than me in years

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Appears behind you
"Wtf anon"
That's it you're going in the fucking tapes
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>>37503840
Do it roastie, see if I give a shit. Tell your fag friend Tony that if he comes by it's a 12 gage slug waiting for him.
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>>37504845
First post best post

Hands down the worst show I've ever seen can't believe I sat through it all

It's hard to admit that, anyone can rightfully call me a fag
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>>37503840
Fucking kill yourself. Go back to tumblr where you can act all edgy because you can't handle it when life pushes you around a little so you want to kys. I bet you unironically like 13 reasons why.

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>fantasize about playing my favorite song in front of the school
>fantasize about getting cornered in an alley by some thugs and just barely escaping after a tough battle
>fantasize about my house being broken into as I sneak behind the robbers with a gun and say some clever line
>fantasize about being a kid again, but having my current brain, and how I would basically be a child prodigy and can get a head start on my goals
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>fantasize about fucking girls that I know
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>fantasize about being really open with someone at night and for a reason she understands all of my autistic screaching
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>>37503737
>fantasize about a life where i have goals and dreams
there is no tomorrow

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I swear to fucking god if I don't get a gf by the end of the year I'm going to punch my sisters baby.
Pic related: all I'm asking for.
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Recommend you kys instead...

...faggot
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>>37503664
I... just want a qt gf to hold me while I cry. Is that asking too much?
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>>37503608
But that's a lot to ask for anon

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>tfw no redheaded cartoon neo-nazi gf
She's so fucking BASED
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>>37503528
Her arms are so goddamn long.
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>>37503528
Nigga that's wojak in a wig with eyelashes, pixel lines fucking with your emotions lol
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>>37503599
say that about Murdoch-Chan again and Ill have you sent to the gas chamber

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>tfw i've seen literally everything on hentaihaven...
anyone else know this feel?
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>>37503483
Only when its tagged with Netorare.
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I wish I had that much time to fap nowadays
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>>37503529
i literally have nothing left to fap to and youre saying you dont have enough time

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>Anon, do you have water? I'm so thirsty from all this running!
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>>37503436
>will never have a qt busty redhead gf to go on a run with me and playfully laugh with when i need to stop way too soon
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>>37503436
Run your fatass into the ground where you belong you mole
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>ywn have a /fit/ gf who forces you to exercise

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Would any older femanons (like 27 -39) like to be my gf? I love MIlfs. I would love you forever and I would try to improve for you. I'm so lonely
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>>37503405
women won't fix your loneliness
they'll never love you
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>>37503437
>they'll never love you

I refuse to believe that
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>>37503405
what do you expect from an older woman? also some info about yourself would help

What do I do when the only thing in the world that offers me any driving motivational force is the idea of being an ancient soldier? How do I come to grips that I was born in what could be considered the most bland era of humanity?

What do anons? Nothing else appeals to me and before anyone says join the military... If a woman can wield it just as well as a man I'm not interested.

Any other anons have a drive for a hopeless cause?

>inb4 sex
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You can always join ISIS, women aren't allowed to join so it's perfect for you.
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If you were an ancient Roman soldier you would most likely be dead by your current age or at least maimed and infirm.
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>>37503343
Id rather bring glory to rome than rotting in my room smoking all day.

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I cant even fathom what it would be like to have a wife and start a family i cant even fathom it, it seems like something extremely impossible to happen.

I cant even fathom the idea of relationships, i probably think i knew what it was like but i dont even exactly know what that all is it feels like something alien to me and i cant grasp it

T. 25 Y.o Virgin
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Same here anon.
I'm just waiting for somebody to just fuck me up hard enough that I either kill myself or fix my life. I feel like i've been in a dream for the last 5 years.
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same. esp since i havent even had a friend in 13 years. i cant even imagine having a friend
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>>37503251
yet at the same time lol i wouldnt be friends with any of you from r9k even tho im exactly the same type of person as you. weird eh

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Do any robots listen to death grips? I really like Death Grips and MC Ride. He seems like a really down to earth guy. What is your favorite song? I like Takyon and I've seen footage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Htl3XWUhUOM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DigtCrO77L8
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>>37503080
pls respond
originally fuck off dumb robot let me post
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If you like this band you also like getting your boipussi pounded
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Nice meme

Also this
https://youtu.be/g8mUvqYFKwI

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How do I get shugazi gf.
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>>37503067
tfw no bilinda gf

kill me
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Step 1: cryfap
Step2: cryfap some more
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they dont make those types of girls anymore

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How long are your feet R9K?
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>>37502819
I wear size 13.5 shoes, though I don't know how long that is.
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>>37502819
Helluva cankle.
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>>37502819
6'0" with 9.5 shoes, no idea how long that is

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>meeting qt girl from r9k in a few weeks

nervous as heck lads, wot do
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>>37502690
get the fuck off this board and take your blog posts with you
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>>37502690
Watch and do nothing as Chad steals her from you
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>>37502690
only one thing to do, whole day of nonstop sex.

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