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>>37507726
stupid shit. but you better pretend its important so you get that pussy. they like to talk about their life but the thing is nobodies life matters cuz life is meaningless. but still pretend its important so you get that pussy. good luck hoImes.

>>37507726

They talk about how rank and filthy their vaginas are

>>37507726
guys and other girls mostly

>PhD in mathematics
>any job I want
>$300k starting

I don't know. You tell me how it feels to be a brainlet.

>>37507600
>bragging about his achievements on an
imageboard
Something tells me you have a small dick

>>37507625
>being this new

lol

You'll never be able to catch all the people who want to fuck Illya, anon.

I honestly don't mind loli hentai existing if it helps them control their urges. It's like banning nicotine patches.

>>37507499
3D loli pussy isn't 'that' good i don't know the appeal

>>37507366
I know that feel op. Gettin real tired of this scenery. About to drop this game

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>>37507366
>i am my worst nemesis
>slowly losing emotions
>incapable of understanding humans or conecting to them
help

>tfw not part of the abyss watchers
>tfw can't raze entire countries to the ground at the first sign of roasties

>>37507346
>facebook
I got a tip for you, faggot, bend the fuck over

>>37507346
So you have bested your father and now claim your mother as yours?

>>37507387
Well, he's divorcing my mom, so naturally all the bills are gonna fall onto me.

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>>37507127
i've come to feel more "at home" in sorrow than in joy to be honest
being happy is just way too hard, plus loniless makes sure i won't need anyone else

>>37507158
>>37507127
are we ascended ? r just in the bottom of the pit?
i also feel like this
hell if a girl offered me sex or a relationship,money or any wish im pretty damn sure i would reject it.

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>>37507204
don't know, right now it doesn't matter anymore
lately i've been just away from everything, from myself even
in few words, i've become my own life's secondary character, and i'm strangely fine with this
i posted pic related in a feels tavern the other day, still can't come up with a more perfect explanation of what's going on

>>37507076
Yep. I'm sure she would see or atleast hear about it.

>>37507076
what are you thinking man?
dying over a woman is not worth it if you're gonna kill yourself at least do it for a more noble purpose

Too bad she's a slut
I will stream my suicide although it's just gonna be me in a warm bathtub slitting wrists and downing meds

Shit dude I used to love one with that fight in it.
It had the dramatic instrumental music but I can't remember what it was called and I couldn't find it.
There was another with gaara in it and had music like let the needle drop the floor or something.
Could you help a fellow robot out here?

Linkin Park DBZ 9/11 tribute

>>37507038
its an all time classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqTocV2qhWI

>>37506840
That sounds like a recipe for disaster Anon. Alcohol and Xanax are not friends.

>>37506876
that's why he said he takes them so he might die

I wish I was normie enough to know people to get drugs from.

>>37506666
Whatever the wrong answer is. Now please kill me

>>37506666
cool ranch

Ranch. Now go to bed

my favorite time

where can I buy a novelty size watch?

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>>37506416
Where can contenders sign up?

>>37506356
Try chemical peels for a few months first. Much cheaper and still effective, although slower.

>>37506381
Yeah I've been looking at doing those..just scared I might fuck up and burn my skin or some shit

>>37506356
I've had IPL treatments for rosacea, which are similar to lasers (although not the same.) They are expensive but they do have some benefit. Just make sure that you get them done in a board certified dermatologist office. Medical and day spas will fuck you uo really good, because their staff is not trained well enough

is that her? does she always act like this ????

>>37506300
Let's get a shot of that ass with the tights pulled down

>>37506300
This place really is the new /b/

but what does that make /b/?

Yeah a little depressing ending desu but it's just a manga mate

Yeah, all of it hurts

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I check her social media profiles, her steam account...

Kek, what is this shit? Do they make a bus with that pattern if you vote for it or something?

>>37506099
This made me giggle for some reason.

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lel. What the hell is this? Is this some kind of vote on city bus designs?