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>squat
>Friends make fun of me and say im taking a shit
>Mfw

I'm going to do it until it becomes a norm.

just say youre russian and its just your culture

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stop bitching about leg day, quadlets, calflets, and hamlets

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>>37517920
>unprotected sex
>prostitute

>>37517920
>Having to resort to fucking a prostitute
How does it feel to be worth less than the whore you stuck it in?

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>>37517958
Feels great. I've had sex with many prostitutes since.
Any women you have sex with is gonna want something in exchange. Thus just happens to be money.
Plus I love whores. They're the best.
I'm sorry you fell for the virgin meme.

I like airports in general. I always take an edible or stop at the bar then wander around the terminal riding the sliding sidewalks.

>>37517950
A night job seems comfy at the airport. One where you need to get around alot and have access to all areas

24/7 convenience store late at night on a weekday. That is the single most comfiest place you can see

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>>37517260
>tfw you're 5.6 manlet

Tfw I'm 5'7 and 45 years old with a 5 inch cok

Wear shoe lifts and you're average height. Problem solved.

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>>37517002
>chad's spreading his seeds
>while nobody cares about your needs

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Chad (and tyrone) fucks her all night
While you're busy larping in the alt right

>You stay in your room, wondering where it all went wrong.
>Chad's fucking your oneitis right through her thong.

>>37516979
Reminder that MBTI is unscientific and literally worse than fucking horoscopes

>>37517027
Doesnt matter, its fun, so fuck off

>>37517259
You are falling for the most basic kind of brainwashing
I'd rather have the board full of trap shit than fucking MBTI

Let me guess, you're not particularly attractive?

>>37516911
5'7, 103 lbs. I thought I was decently attractive so I don't know what happened

>>37516929
>5'7"
Are you a 12 year old boy? She was too old for you bruh.

>>37516546
fuck off back there then

>>37516594
nope sorry but you've won me over with your endless dick pick and tranny posting, i'd reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee if i had to take my normie ways back to redd it and stop listening to you complain about chad, your small penis, short height, how the girl you like is seeing like half a dozen other guys and has like 20 of them all waiting on call in some text chat and when her nudes finally get leaked to /b/.
maybe stop posting gay shit and about high school all the time and the board will be less shit with redd itors?

>>37516594
>>37516729
also a girl told me she wants to be my gf but i said no, so i have to make tfwnogf posts somewhere other normies wont tell me it's my fault

I refuse to believe you aren't a woman
Only a roastie could be this much of a drama whore

>>37516528
no
I like Aya the way a child loves their parent

>>37516585
Well, I hope you can find a new parent one day.

Don't you ask the manager of the pound?

>>37516361
Did you feed her eggs?

>>37516361
You mean ask her to be your gf?

You don't. That is a completely unnatural question. The relationship has to develop organically. You'll find you are bf and gf even though you've never explicitly agreed upon it.

Are the 3 votes for "I love Rem romantically" ironic shitvotes or are they legit

>>37516589
>Are the 3 votes for "I love Rem romantically" ironic shitvotes or are they legit
I want rem to fuck me unironically

>>37516655
Interesting
What attracts you to Rem, anon

Are you retarded? Do you even understand where your chin is relative to your eyes?

>>37516186
I went down from 233 pounds to 212 pounds in just a month. How? Eat fucking nothing. Its going great so far, the pounds are flying off

>not healthy!

Whatever, i just want to lose the weight, ill get in actual shape afterwards

>>37516254
hah dude
you cant keep going like this forever and when you stop you wont even notice you gonna hit 250lbs

>>37516024
>born an ENFJ
>Believing unironically in the MBTI
Erase yourself

>>37516024
what do you want to be?

orgieneal

>>37516108
INTP
ENFJs are robotic spergs

>>37515965
Probably not a foot fetish, but a shoe fetish. Just a particular type of footwear.

>>37515993
sandal != shoe

>>37515993
Even if a photo of the footwear alone doesn't affect me at all?

stick my dick in the tranny ass

walk out, I cut my own dick off because I'll never use it

>>37515866
suck my own dick in the corner