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>>37518867
Some day anon, some day oreganically

>>37518867
>not sponsoring your own mini genocide
>no having your own mini genocide
common it's ok to dream a little and participate a lot. I'll say to you something my parents never did, I believe in you. I know you can at the very minimal had your very own micro genocide. Don't let your dreams stay dreams. I know you can, just believe a little and don't doubt your self so much

>>37518867

I don't care about genocide. I'd only ever get satisfaction by killing people who stood in the way of me getting pussy/money/life. Now if you said a pussy harvest campaign...

How do you eeat

>>37518886
I live with my mom and live what ever she cook

>>37518864
go to a pub and have beer. then have another one.

>>37518841
did he slice the uretha open???
he does he fucking pee

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>>37519081
exactly how you imagine.
>>37518841
>There's literally no excuse
mine was already augmented without my consent, thanks, I'm good.

>>37519153
so it just comes out of that openening????
Fuuuuuck how does he even get hard after doing all that to his dick

I love coffee. Anybody that doesn't like coffee is a cuck.

oh fuck yeah dance with me I just had my coffee I'll dance circles around you all and destroy you kekekekekekekekekeke

That's a pretty nice Minion meme, anon.

>>37518859
The upside is there's one less positive comment about minions that can be made on this board.

>>37518791
>post-op
What's the point? The dick is the best part. That's like ordering a cheeseburger without the patty.

>>37518791
>post op MtF
What the fuck does it mean ?!?

Why is Chad dating a tranny? He could get a 10/10 woman if he wants.

>>37518638
That's a dumb image, of course theyre humans dumpass, they're called homo sapiens not homo womanus

>>37518638
Because they won't touch your penis

>>37518666
>they're called homo sapiens not homo womanus
Holy shit master laugh

i can't even fit 2 fingers in my pussy

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>Women talking about sex the way men do.

gonna be voting no

privilege status: unchecked

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Really? > No < excuses?

>>37518667
gingers aren't white

>>37518516
This is perhaps the lowest quality bait that I have ever seen.

>>37518554

Isn't the point of shitposting to make the shittiest posts and threads possible?

>>37518516
>someone other than myself should teach you how to have sex

entitlement, thy name is cunt

>>37518507
How old are you OP and are you a virgin by any chance?

>>37518507
Buddy I would love to become good friends with you maybe someday you know maybe someday

>>37518507
are you a girl?
and is there any possibilty of me getting some pussi?
otherwise gtfo faggot

>>37518504
>how to do this makeup as a guy?
Bumping all gay threads

>makeup
>guy
you spot the problem

>>37518504
>as a guy
you don't you fucking twink, now take this shit to >>>/lgbt/

>>37518354
>I'm posting a JoJo everyday until the gay degenerate fags leave or mods get their shit together and do something about it and fembot threads.

What a coincidence, I post fag threads every day

Have you seen my thread here anon?
>>37518080

I think complaining about mods is banable

>>37518354
>Implying a faggot like JoJo could ever stop me

>>37518246
So you make you're own shoes? And if so what do they look like?

>>37518246
Isn't the term cobbler?

>>37518257
Yes, I got incredibly sick of name brand shoes and sneakers. I felt they were too normie for my taste so I went ahead and started learning shoe making and going to to start learning pants and shirt making too.

Pic in the original is some of my works

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>Alcoholic thread I guess

hey there what's good?

>>37518067
Nothing much man, just picked up two cases of cheap beer today because I can drink that shit like water.
I spent too much money on this beer though. I just didn't care at the time because I didn't want to go back and switch my order at the liquor store. Why is everything I do so damn awkward?

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what are you drinking

orginalo

>you cannot be a Robot if you know how to post on the Internet

>>37518028
How do you even fuck up that badly? I hope you never pass because I don't want to share the road with a retard like you

>>37518086
Because usually you stick to the left lane when turning left but they made it a one way since the last time