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>>37523313
anon not all of us are deeply damaged individuals
people can have healthy relationships with their family where they just ignore sexual stuff

>>37523313
You can acknowledge that your sister/brother is hot, but having sex whit them means that you need a bullet to the head.

>>37523313

brrRrrRRrrrRRrRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

*hehe anon this one was just for you*

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Msjs

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>>37523257
Hey anon, how was work today?
Ohhh wait i forgot...

>>37523527
>this is what normalfags actually believe

tragic

>go up to guy in my class and try to talk to him after wanting to speak to him since last semested
>he just looks at me and says, sorry dude but I'd rather not talk to you
Shit hurt so much. I felt like crying but tried to hide my face so that nobody would see my mouth/eyes.
Haven't tried since. Anybody else too sensitive? Usually I don't talk to anybody at all.

>>37523033
I had a mental breakdown, went on a drug and alcohol binge, lost my partial scholarship, grants, got loans, """friends""", dropped out of college and ended up in a psychward.

A black girl sucked my dick and swallowed when I was drugged up a few times, she was fat. One of the best feelings ever.

Currently working a dead end security job in a condo. About to lose said job because of workplace drama and normans. I'm essentially an idiot. Any questions?

>>37523033
>try to be a chaddy teenager
>actually ends up going to parties and getting the attention of girls
>crippling INTP causes you to over think things
>end up being super passive because you're scared of failure
>slowly regress back into betahood

It should be illegal for any man under 6 feet tall and with a penis smaller than 6inches to talk to females at all.

Should be illegal for black men to walk in the streets.

Hahaha what!? fucking hell r9k

>>37522825
Relax, she's probably single but brought up her "bf" so that the creeps at work will leave her alone.

>>37522825
Ieave her alone you creep

>>37522825
Yeah, she's a real whore for having a steady relationship you fucking faggot.

>>37522788
Hm. If that's the case then I wonder how come he ended up on top and not you...

>>37522788

Kek I thought pic related was a girl.

>>37522819
Are you fucking kidding me?

148

>>37522751
>Watch the world burn
>Go loot me some new shoes

>>37522751
Crypto should soar during a market crash, I'll hold and see what happens. What are your plans?

>>37522751
I'm pretty certain a crash is coming within the next year or so, but what makes you say it will be in the next few days?

>>37522523
or just stories lol

>>37522523
>be born
>have vagina
>get fucked by chad
>hit wall
>marry beta
>have kids
>divorce beta for all he's got and make him pay alimony
>get taken care of by kids in old age
>die

How is this?

>>37522743
>implying the kids won't hate their mom for divorcing their beta father
>implying they still go through the trouble of looking after her in old age when they would just let her drop dead

>>37522288
watch real social dynamics on youtube my man it will help you of course you will fuck this up but you will get experience
there is no special pick up line or whatever

just chill and srs watch rsd

>>37522288
"Hey its anon"

"What are you up to today:

"That's cool I'm doing _____"

"So what do you like to do for fun."

Then build off one of the stuff she likes to do for fun.

>>37522288
Just send her pictures of crime scenes with an occasional cryptic message about your deep psychological misery

>>37522266
>tell me something
Do roasties ever say this? Even for me, that would be autistic as fuck

>>37522266
"Did you know it's impossible to kiss your own elbow?"

Then laugh at her for trying to do it. Everyone always tries.

>>37522290
what do ass smells like
just say this

>>37522058
They always go out and terrorists attack where there are NORMIES. Why would they attack weirdo's?

>>37522058

Is he one of us?

I am not sure, whether he is some reddit numale, or just a neckbeard that has decided to dress up in a fancy manner.

His gf was hot though.

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>>37522058
>be black
>recognize islamabad terrorists hate whites especially in the west
>everytime a group of white people get together to do shit they get blown up or stabbed or run over
>stay away from groups of whites
>dont get blown up or stabbed or run over

>>37522019
Op here.
I fucked up.
No bully plz

yes she wants your dick. It's not too late. The fact a girl would go to that much lengths means you could easily get with her, just ask her if she wants to go out to eat or hang out and go do something.

>>37522019
>i recently got a girl's number

stopped reading, fuck off chad

>>37522010
That's so edgy, edge lord.

It's pathetic that you don't have compassion for your fellow man, you also have to be pretty twisted/bitter to take joy from others misfortune.

I'm not taking the high ground because I'm the same. We're not "edgy", we're misanthropes(I may also be slightly sociopathic). The only difference is I have a wider vocabulary and wouldn't ask a question then immediately answer it(like a dumbass)

>>37522223
Good Lord this had better be bait.

>>37521866
Pic with timestamp and I'll help.

>>37521866
Can't you just order some instagram whore to fly over there and let you poop on her?

>>37521914
What can you possibly do?

>>37521792
Why wait 1-2 years?

In two years, her pussy will be wide open

lather yourself in pb and j and when they walk in, jam a dildo up your arse and scream 'GET READY FOR THE DICKING!'