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> Ex-wife found the alimony money
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>>37533284
>aunt found the anus
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>Mother found the words that hurt
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>i found my dad
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I feel in love with my friend's gf. Literally dreamed of her last night
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>>37533144
Ask her if she wants to kiss.
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how do you even fall in love with used goods?
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>>37533144
You're not in love with her you dumbass. She's the only girl that's in reach for you. She's relatable, because she is with your friend so she can actually talk with you, because your friend can talk to you.
She's of similar status to you, as she is dating your friend and your friend is the same social status as you, otherwise you would not be friends. You just fell for the first girl in reach, your problem is you're not meeting enough women you can relate with. Have you considered going to an anime convention?
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how old were you when you realised these marks were bedbug bites? im 26 and just figured it out. i now feel bugs on me but still too lazy to move
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>>37532925
Never had to deal with bedbugs
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>>37532925
clean your fucking house
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>>37532989
dafuq? are those meant to be itchy or something?
explain fagets or else ill stab ya in the DICK
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>It's a "get a text from an old friend at 3 am in the morning" episode
Why can't they just leave me alone so I can die?
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>>37532898
Because they care about you
Some part of you cares about them or you wouldn't make this thread.
Or are you using this as an excuse to brag? Or some made up story becauseyou're lonely and wish someone did reach out to you?
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>>37532962
I know they do, but I'm not the same person as I was a year ago.
I've been fucked over and screwed over constantly, I just want to be left alone.
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>>37533009
You're looking for an excuse to lay down and die.
You know why we use prison as a punishment? Because your time is the one thing you cannot get back. The more time you spend feeling sorry for yourself the less time you'll spend living
Go do what your ancestors did when things got shitty. Move. Pack your bags and move. You'd be surprised how much moving can solve, you'll have an excuse for not seeing your friends, they are hours away. Family trouble? You can't see them beyond holidays because they are hours away. Just move
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nothing matters because everything has already happened or will happen
if time and space are infinite there is a 100% chance of every conceivable event having occurred at least once
so why bother doing anything
an alternate version of you has already done it
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>>37532703
youre right. might as well an hero anon. chop chop
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>implying the ego isn't an illusion
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But I am not the alternate version of me that can draw porn.
You think that's gonna stop me?
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>wow you bunch of god damn little faggots. i'd fucking destroy everyone of you. it took me like five minutes to figure out how to post on this fag site. thank you chad for giving me the website. how about everyone of you meet me in person and watch what happens when you say something. my girlfriend is a great person and don't you dare talk about my dad like you know him. nothing could have changed what happened you little pussies
>chad
What did he mean by this?
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Chad got mad.
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>>37532439
His girlfriend looks like skrillex
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chad is his girlfriend
im a Married NEET
my wife is a BI sexual, stacey that has more sex with other females than me her husband
>AMA
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>>37532428
you are a cuck faggot to be quite honest with you
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this is exactly why islam is enticing our youth. we need an internal AND external crusade.
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>>37532428
So you're like a designated emotional tampon? Orbiters beware: this could be your fate.
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>fat women have all kind of support and encouragement to lose the weight
>fat men are still laughed at and considered a joke for getting fat in the first place
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Men generally get no support in anything they do.
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>fat girl posts picture of herself looking fat and pig like
>other girls reply "ur so pretty xxx"
>girls far far more attractive calling pig face a "babe" and "beautiful"
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fat people will make any excuse for why they're fat but god forbid its their own fault
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>second cousin twice removed discovered the tumor trumpet
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>uncle discovered the dick dispensary
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>the Prophet Muhammad, peace be upon him, came upon the colorectal cummies capsule collection capacitor.
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>>37532357
>sally sold sea shells down on the sea shore
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Should i consider medication against anxiety attacks and stress?
i can barely get groceries to the supermarket checkout without panic attacks.
Alternative: how do i prevent people from talking to me?
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Wearing headphones should keep most people from talking to you. there's always bound to be someone that'll keep trying though
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Where do you go where people talk to you? Whenever I'm out and about literally no one even notices me, the most I say is thank you too a cashier.
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Wear that hat that says "please be patient with me, I have autism". Alternatively you can wear a shirt with that print
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Every time I see young girls in tiny shorts I just want to run my creepy hands up and down their smooth legs, then pulling down their shorts and licking their assholes. Is this bad? I'm old btw.
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>>37531755
No it's not. Hebephilia and Ephebophila need to be legalized. I jerk off thinking about my 12-year-old niece all the time.
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>>37531755
She has a great ass and upper legs but she really needs to work on her lower legs. I'm sure many young Chads have been made very happy draining their sack on/in her.
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No, it's normal. Only when you start being attracted to pre-pubescent girls have you fallen below the bottom line.
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can urine and poop bottles be distilled into alcohol, also alcohol thread who here drinks to often, 1-4 drinks a day..... captain Morgan rum
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Generally, no it can't. Unless you're diabetic or old. Then you can ferment it into alcohol.
You can also use it to make jenkem.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenkem
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>>37532492
Niggas sniffing poop fumes.
Wtf man. We gonna get high nigga on this here Jenkem shit daayuumm son. Sheeeiiit.
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>>37532492
damn u weird nigga
jenkum what the FUCK
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Why don't you just get a Pet-girl GF?
>always excited to see you
>wants attention from you
>listens to what you say
>will never leave you because you own her
>needs you to take care of her
This would be mutually beneficial to you both. You'd be stupid not to get one!
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No girls like me. I can't choose any kind.
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>>37531720
I caN't fuck my cat, anon.
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>>37531720
does she come with cat ears/semen demon horns?
if not, i'm not interested.
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You guys are too immobile to live in a place like this.
>http://www.architecturaldigest.com/story/natalie-portman-purchases-montecito-estate
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imagine all the insects getting in your furniture
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>>37531202
imagine all the bugs that come in every time you open the place up
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>>37531202
>the fucking moths
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>2000 calories per day
>Lift weights 4 times per week for 45 mins (read /fit/ sticky)
>Stop looking at porn
>Shower daily
>Grow a beard if you can. If not, shave everyday.
>Buy a decent pair of jeans that fit, a few long sleeve shirts and some non-autist shoes.
>Do your fucking laundry
>Look at girls in the eye, don't break eye contact. Wait til they smile then return it.
With this regiment, you can be a Chad in 6 months or less. Relatively little effort too. You'll still have time for lurking.
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>>37531105
honestly i decided to follow 7/8 of these tips a few weeks ago and i'm feeling fucking great.
I still lurk here often and have no friends.
But my quailty of life has definitely improved.
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>>37531105
>Grow a beard if you can. If not, shave everyday.
On that note, is it worth switching to a wet shave from an electric razor?
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>>37531105
>I do all of these
>have been doing it for 2 years
>tfw it makes no fucking difference
You can't fix what's already broken