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So your at the Club and this guy redistributes your GF to the district workers' council. What do you do?
Btw: He's 5'9 and 236 lbs
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Jeff Monson, MMA fighter, btw.
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>>37536391
you expect me to have a gf?
silly anon
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>>37536391
I battle him valiantly. even if you have a losing shot at least you went down honorably
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Why does every board try to brainwash people? Is chan culture just that cancerous?
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>>37536343
Nigga who's trying to brainwash you? It's just a damn imageboard
If you're seriously that mentally weak and take 4chan THAT seriously to where it alters your way of thinking...well...dunno what to tell ya.
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>>37536343
if you think that every post here is brainwashing you, it might be a sign that you're weak-willed.
that being said, leave while you still can.
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>>37537100
Doesn't stop normalfags like you coming here to try "fix" us, does it
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In my life I've had one girlfriend and that was 10 years ago and I'm in my late 20s now. I found out she is married now and I haven't talked to her in almost 10 years. I've had an obsession over her for about the last 12 hours and it has kept me awake all night and I haven't slept. Up until now I've barely even thought about her over many years. I thought about contacting her but I'm scared to.
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>>37536165
Go have a wank and go to sleep. Get plenty and drink a glass of water then you should be in a decent mindset, don't contact her ever, you wouldn't want your girlfriend to be contacting other men, would you?
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>>37536331
>Get plenty and drink a glass of water
>Get plenty and drink
>Get plenty
GET PLENTY OF WHAT? DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING I NEED TO KNOW!
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>>37536353
That was supposed to read "get plenty of water" though I didn't want you to over-hydrate and get a headache so I changed it to just "a glass", failing to proof-read on my part, apologies for that.
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I guess at least one robot must have researched this topic.
What is the buyer expected to do?
Is there any guarantee that she won't fuck you over or run away?
What would stop her getting a visa out of you and fucking off with Chad?
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are there also mail ordered husbandos?
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I read a couple of stories where they leave you after a greencard.
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>>37536054
Are you able to offer them any reason to stay?
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>"OHHHH ANONNN!! Lizzie told me you're a virgin!! Is it true!!?!"
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>>37535836
Yeah, but why do you wanna know?
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y-y-y-yes, with a squeaky voice
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Yes.
Fix it or GTFO
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Do you ever sympathize with evil characters?
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Only if they're losers.
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>>37535595
Dunno about evil, but at this point I feel like most movie protagonists are at least as unlikable as the villains who occasionally have some redeeming qualities.
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MetaKnight mostly
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I finally get it now! If you want to talk to women you're suppose to treat them like children because they are biologically inferior. If you're gonna be rough and act dominant on them they will see you as a potential mate. All women are submissive and they want you to be in command even if they don't show you that. It's simple as that, don't be afraid and act like you're better than they are.
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>>37535411
I have a girlfriend and can confirm that's wrong, good attempt though you might figure it out on day.
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>>37535411
>If you're gonna be rough and act dominant on them they will see you as a potential mate
I seriously hope you don't have kids
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>>37535434
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Then what is the damn secret???? Why the fuck it's so hard for me but easy for others? This is fucking unfair!!!!
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Are women even people?
Are they just NPCs?
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>>37535395
Sword art online season 3 will teach you that NPCs are people too.
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All people are just NPC
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>>37535395
Estrogen is the NPC chemical.
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Ever call one of those suicide hotlines? How did it go?
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>>37535327
>hello
>hello, this is the national suicide helpline
>i would like to order one suicide please
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the volunteer told me to quit whining and kill myself
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No because I've heard they send the cops around if they think you're not just attention seeking
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>Oh my, nom nom nom. That's some good ass horse semen you got there, Anon. Nom nom nom. Where'd you get it?
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>>37535313
ok shut the fuck up
i only have sandwiches no horse semen
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a horse you dumb bitch where do you think
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>>37535342
>Bill's farm
>Grocery store
>I have a horse dick
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is Gary right /r9k/?
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>>37535262
Men are on average more narcisstic but okay.
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>>37535279
want to back that claim up at all? you seem pretty sure about it
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gary seems miserable
i only want superior alpha males like jordan ; ) <3
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ITT: /r9k/ in Trench warfare!
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Gott erhalte Franz den Kaiser! Orig
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GOTT STRAFE DER HUN!
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this is bullshit. it's all spooks and lies. *shoots myself*
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sandwich fucker (ID: !!F8ua1BF722G)
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What is the best subway sandwich?
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>hi id like x sandwich
>great now tell me how to make it step-by-step
I hate subway.
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>>37534891
ordering them gets tedious but i really dont mind since i love subway
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>>37534870
meatball sub
all other answers are invalid
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how /paranoid/ are you? 2017-06-06 11:32:25 Post No.37534753
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>tfw every time I see a link with what could be a lowercase "L" or an uppercase "i", I use ctrl-F to make sure it's not a phishing link
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>>37534753
>every time im home alone my mind goes to "ANON GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE HOUSE A HOME INTRUDER MIGHT RAPE AND KILL YOU"
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I don't eat at McDonalds because I think they lace their food with a mind control substance that makes people think and behave the way the government wants them to.
I have schizophrenia.
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Or, you know... Just check the fucking certificate.
Phishing sites don't use certified TLS.
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Does anyone eIse on here ever get vagina envy?
l don't think I really want to be a woman, but I look at my dick and just wish l had a vagina sometimes. I hate having a refractory period. I realIy wish l could have multiple orgasms. Good sex and masturbation just seem so much more pleasurable for women it makes me deeply depressed... lt just feeIs Iike biology and my body have betrayed me.
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>>37534743
you sound like a faggot
subs and penises > vag
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>>37534743
>had indian qt gf who had a fucked up sense of humor
>she'd taunt me with how her orgasms were better than mine
>"My regular ones feel better than your most powerful ones. We're just better at it Anon."
>one time she had a uterine orgasm and was in pure bliss for a whole 10 minutes
>she could make us both cum at the same time.
Idk if I have envy but damn girls have it better
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>>37534743
This is literally what they described traps experiences before they transition. I'm not trolling you I just find it interesting you exactly described the primal drive behind men transitioning which is vagina envy.
Take this information as you will.