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Any of you robots ever been homeless/verge of homelessness? how'd you get out of it?

You should probably get some job skills then.

>>37543297
I moved recently to attend college, but the in-state tuition doesn't kick in until I have residency for a year so I'm struggling to even get any job at this point

I wish I wasn't such a pussy and could kill myself

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>>37543164
I don't find happiness. Look, I know it's annoying to hear but it's the truth: there's plenty of fish in the sea. If she doesn't want to be with you, cut contact and find a new roastie. Eventually if you're lucky you'll find a roastie that will stay, but it takes a while of going through the cycle or it may never happen. Don't kill yourself over a roastie that doesn't like you. You either go through the cycle or you give up. I've chosen the latter

>>37543164
>tfw you surmounted your social anxiety
Care to explain how you did that?

>>37543491
Not Op but im in the same situation. You just have to stop giving a fuck about what people around you think. Its truly freeing.
I know its corny but i keep repeating in my head a quote from fight club ''let that which truly doesn't matter slide''

>>37543146
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkcKaNqfykg
Fixed version:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRjnII_J6rQ
>How can roasts compete?
Gee, I dunno. By being real?
>That's what my pocket pussy does.
Masturbation isn't real sex. It's pretty sad if you think it can compare with being intimate with another person.

>>37543321
>Gee, I dunno. By being real?
Once again, my pocket pussy is real.

>Masturbation isn't real sex. It's pretty sad if you think it can compare with being intimate with another person.
>Intimacy.
>In 2017.
>Believing in love in 2017.
All females can offer is sex.
Your kind doesn't understand what companionship or friendship is.
Sorry to burst your bubble.

>>37543378
>All females can offer is sex.
I hope you don't truly believe that. Sex is a shared experience nonetheless. If you really dislike women so much then you probably won't ever have very good sex.
>Your kind
lol no

Stop being a whore

D'origine

>>37543388
I'd rather be a happy whore than a sad and scared virgin.

>not a real friend
when you're that fucked in a particular social circle, it's best to just pick up and move

it was comfy until shit hit the fan

>headcrabs everywhere

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>>37543072
My fucking nigga.

I made some threads before like this with the same feel. I hear you. It's comfy as fuck.

>you will never have that beer with Barney after your shift.

In before neither did Gordon. I'm sure he did after lots of previous shifts

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Being a security guard seems comfy. Having a little office, walking around, riding the tram

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>>37542991
No, but I have the Naruto whiskers though

>>37542991
That's damage to your iris, anon. Not even kidding.

>>37543073
Please explain the crease between my cheek and eye is noticeable like that

>heh don't mind me sis
>*unzips dick*
>let's see how happy you are to see me, woof-kun
>say, that's real nice
>*pats on head with dick*
>hey check this out sis
>sit! shake! sit! shake! sit! shake!
>ha bet you like that
>good pets get rewards
>*let's rip cum into the mouths*
>now this is dog racing.png

Yeah that be me when i move back in with my mum and kill EVERY dog she has or ever will own

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>that backpack
You know that means she's a child, right?

>inb4 200 replies

Orig

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>>37542819
heebee doo bee dadadada
bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk
peepeepoopoo heeheehoohoohaha i made a poopy made a pee make a poop on you

>tfw no girl to call Mom
I just want a mommy gf but I'm not cute enough or smol enough.

So when you are ranking them, you are doing it from left to right, correct? As in, 3rd from left is the 5th hottest in your opinion?
Also, what does the tattoo mean

the first porn site i remember using was jesuslovesporn.com
i never even fapped to it, i just looked at the pictures. i remember "cheerleader" was one of my favorite sections.

it is now some kind of virus website

also:

6/1
---
3/2
5
4

back when I was first getting on the webs and into porn I was going to typical tube sites but also ones like timekiller and wtfpeople.. miss those days

>>37542305
Because video games usually have whites making them and or in them.
Rap doesn't.

Because girls suck at games and they want them to feel better

>http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/hip-hop-misogyny-double-standard_us_55cdf7b9e4b07addcb42a7b8
>http://rhymejunkie.com/2016/08/17/rap-hip-hop-sexism-feminism-feminist-21st-century/

they do.

nice collection desu

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Do you havd this one?

>>37542303
>>37542655

what website you use for Anime Mugs?

Art(Cow) is nice, but shipping is slow since it's from Hong Kong.

>>37542234
I would tell his mom that he forgot his pills again.

i want to cum on his tummy

>>37542234
>ballsack sticking out
lmao

>>37542156
Who pays you to shill here? I've seen this thread for over a year now.

>feb 2015
Bring me some newer material to laugh about.

>February 12, 2015 | 10:24 AM EST

Thanks for this breaking news, bro

I am and it feels good man

>>37542153
>image
I hope becoming a tool is optional.

That's why I'm trying to do
currently 50kg, still about bmi21 i think

Waking life
just trust me

>>37542069
I'm not a big fan of Linklater...but I'll keep it in mind

>>37542043
13 reasons why