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>Chad just fucked his 3rd Stacey this week
>You just posted the third laughing anime girl in the last hour
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Daily reminder that the game is rigged from birth and Chad won. You will never have access to prime teen pussy, 8+/10 Roasties, FWBs, Threesomes, and numerous other sexual escapades.
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>>37547086
>prime teen pussy, 8+/10 Roasties, FWBs,
Been there done that its more trouble then what its worth.
Fucked a few 14 to 18 year olds in highschool...
Yes I was a virgin long ago and was posting here since I was in elementry school.
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>>37547051
>Chad
That's a New York 5
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>First time in history men have been so insecure about their looks.
>normal men spend more time at the gym than ever before just to get a woman.
>every man is toned just to get a woman.
>men spend excessive time grooming their hair and even eyebrows more than ever before just to get average women.
>as opposed to the 1940s where men married some decent looking girl at 18, started creating children RIGHT AWAY and then focused on work/career and raising their kids and soon enough even grandchildren.
>people will still deny the 80/20 law, lookism, and the tall dark and handsome model stereotype perpetuated by the jews hasn't ruined dating.
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>>37546998
The sooner everyone drowns in a rising tide of boiling seawater, the better. Alternatively, hunt down and sterilize every male under 25.
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Anon, people cared about their looks immensely throughout all of history.
Look at the aristocracy and their patterns of dress. Look at the 1920's jazz scene.
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eventually women will evolve to only be able to be penetrated by a certain tensile penis strength and penile tensile enhancement tubes will be the new viagra
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>blocks your path
>"well anon, do you want me or not?"
What do you do?
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Neuter it
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>>37546946
Tell the dog to get the fuck off my sofah
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>yess finally
>don't fuck up don't fuck up
>"y-yes m-mla bitchdog muttslut"
>...
>it's back to the onahole drawer
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Hey guys, i need your help. im making a cancerous steam profile and playing CS:GO and just trolling kids. I have a voice changer on so i sound like in 14-16.
Now i just need your help with ideas or even a pic itself of what would envelope the mind of a 16 yr old.
Im drifting torwards something weed/rick and morty related
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Make it a hentai girl
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>>37546902
okay i could go for that. how about a sexualized adventure time princess?>
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make it squidward with a dick coming thru his window lol
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Looking to try and better your shitty life? Join my Anti-Orbiter discord. We're very small and not looking for attention whoring type people, occasional chit chat and like-minded robots only.
discord dot gg slash SwmJYb
Thanks
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>>37546809
Kill yourself
Oriandtheblindforesteno
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>>37547028
Looks like I triggered an orbiter
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>>37546809
Stop promoting your shitty discord.
Anonymous
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>it's acceptable for women to sit while peeing
>it's apparently "politically incorrect" for me to push elderly women down the stairs
fucking SJWs
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>>37546761
Its somehow rude for a guy to say no to a girl asking for a hug
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>>37546761
But women peeing standing is a lot hotter.
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>>37546761
>implying it's not acceptable for men to pee while sitting down
Is there anyone that lives in a cold weather environment that could help me get a job? I need to get out of Arizona
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Why don't you work at the morgue?
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ice cream man
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>tfw also live in Arizona
>tfw see this thread every week and get a rush of euphoria knowing someone else on /r9k/ is suffering in the heat with me
>tfw no AZ /r9k/ meet up
>probably would be a bunch of mexicans anyway
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How do you guys cope with the fact that nobody else really cares about how you feel?
It gets to me sometimes.
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>>37546302
Well it just is I can't make anything else of it.
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>>37546398
There isn't anything to do about it, of course.
But does it ever effect you?
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>>37546302
I remind myself that I don't really care about how other people feel either, and then it seems alright.
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What happened to the steven universe shitposter?
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still here. apparently also enjoys salad fingers
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Hopefully banned.
Nothing worse than avatarfags
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>>37546262
She stopped posting suddenly yesterday and hasn't posted since.
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Have you told your mom she looks pretty today /r9k/?
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>>37546079
No...I dunno my mom and that pic makes me un comfy.
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Shit dude I probably should tell her she's pretty today
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>>37546079
Yes, and i spend 4 hours cutting all of her white hairs because it makes her happy
She gets depressed when she realizes she is getting older
Poor mommy :(
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The only things to ever make me happy were adderall, xanax and percocet.
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>>37546062
The only things that make me happy are WEEEEEEEEDDDD DUUDDDEEE. But I can't get my fucking green hash because my dealers won't respond.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WEEEEEEE DDDD
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>>37546062
>xanax and percocet
How?
They either make me sleepy or black out
The only things that have done the trick for me are dxm and ketamine
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tobacco makes me happy i love chew so much but a bag every two days is like 7 buxx so im just wasting money
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>captcha says click on all vehicles
>Only signs in pictures
>Select skip
>Failed
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press the get a new challenge button!
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>>37545955
But... who was car?
Oregano
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>>37545955
But who was this post??!!!!
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Hey robots
I don't know about you guys, but I had a great day today finally
I hope you did too
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I did! A girl told me I was very cute and attractive
It was weird...
Why did you have a good day OP?
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>>37545941
Tell us about your day OP
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>>37546011
Woooo!
A random girl or one you're going to see again?
>>37546044
Well, mostly because for the past few years I've hated my room. I had no desk and it was depressing
Robots need a safe spot, especially as I have depersonalisation
Today I finally got a desk and some beautiful posters and can use my PC again
And so I ended up having the least robot day I've had in years
>woke up
>training in the gym for 2 hours
>made desk at home
>tidied apartment
>chilled at for a couple hoursand then I went on a date
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What's up with r9k liking TRASH
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Holy fuck this is cringey
I'm convinced r9k will like any anorexic girl if she's midly qt
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>>37545735
Why is infinite jest considered trash?
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>>37545735
she's really bad at doing makeup but she could be pretty idk
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>shat myself in class today
>so emberassed teacher had to call mom to pick me up
>smear shit all over seat when she picks me up
>smells like shit the entire ride home
>she doesn't say a word
>i'm 20
What should I do?
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is this for real
pics please
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>>37545616
Why didn't you just use the facilities when the urge came? Or do you have some weird bowel condition from sticking things up your pooper?
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>>37545616
how obese are you, anon?