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Lemme toss some tips to gettin a gf to you guys...
>1st meet girl you like
>then get to know her a bit better. Establish a connection.
>Ask her to hang out in ways that'll get her interested in you. Dates. Just going somewhere. Be interesting. Be happy. Be friendly.
>Once you get to be friends, begin flirting.
>This doesnt mean "haha i wanna fuck you lol"
>no, it means she says something innocent that can be double entendre, you joke about it being lewd when its not
>also compliments that are clearly showing affection/romantic interest
>Physical contact is huge. Get touchy feely, but making sure she's wanting it first
With those steps you can't be friendzoned
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>>37552544
>Waiting for compliments that are clearly showing interest
If we could read that shit we wouldnt be here now would we?
Sage
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>>37553280
He meant give her compliments, not wait for her to compliment you, you aspie.
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>>37553311
>No shit, but how is anyone on this board supposed to tell when she drops such a comment you fucknut
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a friend of mine.. oh boy (first time on 4chan no haterino)
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>saturday
>goes to friends house
>friend has call of duty bo3 now
>"lets 1v1 do it no balls"
>she agrees
>team deathmatch so 100 kills to win
>100-13
>flips her shit
>punches me and hits me with something idk what it even was
>her mum comes into the room
>the look on her face..
>run.jpg
>i heard yelling and arguing, so drank coke in the other room.
>heard blackjack or someone say "play nice"
>coke spews out of my mouth and i die laughing
>they both come out to see me on the floor losing it
>theyre not happy
>ran back home
sorry for long post. lmao stay safe
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get the fuck out you normalfag, i hope this is bait
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>having friends
what the fuck are you even doing here, lad?
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>>37553007
Not OP but it's just memes dude. It's board culture to say you don't have friends. You've got friends right?
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Why don't you have a girlfriend yet? There's lots of girls who would love to date you.
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>tfw no gf to encourage you end all your pain
Her compassion is on another level, most people would want another to suffer instead of ending it, to protect their own feelings.
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what the fuck was that
Christ
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>>37552082
this shit makes me so mad I can't even describe it. I hope she gets the maximum possible sentence. she does not deserve to be alive.
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Brown-skinned """people"'" are taking over the world. Whites and East Asians are being replaced by low-IQ subhumans. How do we stop this?
Populations of higher IQ races are steadily decreasing and those of races with average IQs under 80 (which is considered mentally retarded by Western standards) are steadily increasing. Moreover, civilized White countries are allowing these """people""" to invade their homelands where they commit rape and theft and contribute nothing to the economy, all in the name of political correctness. What can White people do to prevent the coming apocalypse? The world is literally turning into Planet of the Apes.
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complete systemic gen0cide
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>>37551754
>What can White people do to prevent the coming apocalypse?
Nothing.
Western civilization had a good run, but its about time we tried something else.
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>>37551754
m8 east asians aren't going anywhere, do you know how many fucking Chinese exist around the world? There's as many Han Chinese alone as there are whites in the world. And places like India and other "brown" places have always had high populations. It's not that brown people are replacing white people, just white people are having less kids. This is normal in most developed countries.
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How many of you faggots actually fell for the cuck meme?
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Please explain "the cuck" meme.
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>>37551694
Please teach me on the way of the *cuke*
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I did. Only in porn obviously since no real robot is getting a girlfriend. I'm asian so it has an extra kick to it.
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Welp, its over, Taylor Swift has officially been BLACKED
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How dat make u feel white boi
orinigger
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>>37551528
Always knew she was proper BBC whore.
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>>37551528
>Welp, its over, Taylor Swift has officially been BLACKED
Considering cameras are as good as they are nowadays this is pretty obviously shopped
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who else is drunk?
wanting to get drunk?
I am about 2 beers deep but I have hit that sweet spot where I can keep drinking the right drink all night
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I'm almost 25.. and I have no job and no degree and I get drunk and high still. wtf? nobody reply
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>>37551588
>almost 25
mate i'm 27 and am into graffiti, getting high, getting drunk, and smashing bottles still. we're all aimless here. that whole societal standard of being a success at your age and having the whole thing going of a great job and shit is just big trash. societal standards big trash. fuck em. the working man in general is a sucker, sacrificing his fun for money - working for 50 years just to do what he wants on the weekends sparsely getting nowhere and when he retires at such an old age that he can't truly do it anymore with the last 10 years of his life in span
fuck that noise. do what contents your heart - if you have fun getting drunk and shit, have fun. tomorrow is never guarenteed anyways.
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>>37551947
Still need to pay rent and buy food.
But I hear you.
Work your whole life just to retire a few years.
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How long does death by suspension hanging take?
Would getting drunk or taking pain meds/other drugs beforehand help with the pain and discomfort?
Would standing on the branch and breathing super fast so that you fall unconscious and drop down make things less traumatic?
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>>37551473
it's gonna hurt like hell regardless, Get a gun or OD
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>>37551473
if you are serious, research rope length for executions. The pain that comes with hanging is the suffocation.
Y u want to die?
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>>37551483
Nogunz, no money.
It doesn't really matter in the end.
I just thought it would be nice if it could be a little more peaceful.
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>Mr. Anon, how can I expect you to be able to stay focused on your work, when you don't even have the discipline to avoid staring lecherously at my exposed soles?
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>>37551340
but i never wanted to work.
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>>37551340
i laughed
asdfsadfsglswkejhws
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>>37551340
FUCK ! i have a footfetish now.
wat do ?
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Okay:
>Somewhat of a Chad reporting in
Not to brag, boast, ridicule or what else but just to share some simple life lessons that you robots should consider that I have learned over the years.
It would seem to me as an outsider looking in, that many of you are simply concerned with "losing the V-card", and view it as some sort of gateway to a better life, a rite of passage that will vault you into happiness, and contentment.
Some of the rest of you appear to be focused solely on the idea of fucking as many women as possible, in an effort to deal with deep seated childhood and teenage memories of being rejected by women, by "getting back" at all the ones who didnt want you by showing that you are wanted now.
And still more of you spend your days feigning about the magical pussy, worshiping it like a child dreaming about the day you see one.
Well robots, I just want to tell you that having sex with a random girl you pick up because she's hot is honestly the most underwhelming thing you can do.
After you nut, all you want to do is go to sleep. She becomes a nuisance. What you have done is traded legitimate human interaction and memories for a nut that will blend into all the other nuts you have ever had in your life until you barely even remember her by next week.
Instead of having a wonderful memory of taking a beautiful girl for a midnight run on the beach and drinking whiskey on the beach and talking, getting to know each other, you now have a memory of getting ultimately physical with a girl who's first name you cant even remember. It lessens the experience to such a degree I would recommend not even doing it.
You lose something of yourself when you take such an intimate experience and turn it into a casual encounter
>this is after lots of experience
and at this point I can see how its damaging me in relationships I want to pursue now.
I have lots more to share, if you guys want some knowledge Ill share mine in the comments.
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>>37551329
Man, you are misunderstanding this board.
Robots come here for the pity party and the support group/ confirmation bias. They don't want to imrpove.
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7he w4ll p0ster
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>>37551329
the game is rigged.
(original commento)
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What races do you hate, robos?
I hate the Chinese. They're lying, cruel, selfish cockroaches. They don't give a fuck about what's true or fair. They only care about themselves and their own needs. Related:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUfu712tlkE
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>>37551268
>What races do you hate, robos?
White people. They're lying, cruel, selfish cockroaches. They don't give a fuck about what's true or fair. They only care about themselves and their own needs.
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>>37551409
That's clearly not true though, white people are the most self-sacrificing people around. There are white rape victims who don't report their experience to the police because they don't want to encourage racism.
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>>37551409
>copy/paste bait
XD
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Did you little roaches really think I was done with you?
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My spirit animal is a cockroach.
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>>37551107
Lmao fuck off hijack. I might let you have some of my roaches if you do my bidding. Remember who is ACTUALLY in control of this board.
Hint: me
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Pls hurt us more, please abuse us more!!!
I have been waiting for your return.
Now do it!!
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It's another autistic things you do/did thread.
>Be me
>Be younger, around 6-7
>Clog toilet for the first time somehow
>Mom unhinges, beats me, basically tramatizes me
>Wonderwhymydadleft.jpg
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>Associate clogging the toilet with being beaten
>Stop using the house toilet out of fear I'd clog it
>Always hold poop in
>Would sit on my knees and clench it back in
>Sometimes not go for weeks at a time
>Always wait until I have to chance to go some place outside house
>Remeber one time I shit in a grocery bad and threw it out the window I had to go so bad when I was 11
>Flash forward to today
>Still have to remind myself I live on my own and can use the bathroom, just that I have to unclog the toilet if I need to
Fuck man, I was such a stupid kid
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Fixing typo,
>Remeber one time I had to go so bad I shit in a grocery bag when I was 11
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>>37551051
When I was a child I also had a similar fear. I would never shit because I was absolutely terrified that the toilet would clog and flood the entire building. I had to wear diapers for ages but even then I would try to hold it in longer than I could, and eventually it would all come out and sometimes it was too much to contain.
Now that I'm older, holding in my poop and teasing myself before finally slowly pooping arouses me so much. Same with peeing. I have a huge fucking piss and shit kink thanks to some childhood trauma.
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i mean, alot of people here piss in bottles because they dont want tro chance human interaction by leaving their room, so this isn't that bad.
I've shit in bags because its 4am and I don't want to go through the house.
I started crying in the Burger King drive through today
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here anon
look at this picture of this funny bean
hopefully it'll help you to feel better good luck
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>welcome to mcdonalds, how can i help you?
>lean over mom
>I-i would like four apple pies, a salad, a big-
>sir it will be 5 minutes before the apple pies are ready
>ask mom to drive away
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Why did you start crying anon
Anybody else pee in the sink to save water, or just me?
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Same. It's a robot prerequisite, anon. It's alot better than deafening yourself in the middle of the night by flushing the toilet, desu.
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>flushing a toilet ever
Normies fuck man
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I used to have a buddy who would piss in the sink but it was really just using any excuse to get his dick out. he would also do naked backflips into the pool and was a chad/10
now he doesn't want to be my friend anymore and I don't have many people to hand out with and I am sad a lot
I don't know I am drunk now