https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz3ygZ4FbPY
shillin'
>naturally look angry because of eyebrows
hold on I'm not mean I want fren
I want to share with you all my roastie tales. I have more if people want to hear them.
2015 - Beginning of girls
>Meet this nice girl on omegle
>She's 19, I'm 17.
>We become friends really quickly
>Spend all day talking, shit from our feelings to fallout to our future
>Gives me advice about going to college
>Few months pass, I tell her I have feelings for her.
>She has feelings for me too
>gf acquired.
>We talk all day every day, our lives revolve around eachother.
>Summer rolls around
>I'm finally gonna go meet her
>Get the train ticket, pack my bags, ready to leave the next day
>She calls me that night sobbing
>saying she had an irl boyfriend the whole time
>says she loves me so much more than him and would break up with him for me
>tfw I've been cheated on this whole time
>hang up, block her, spend the next two weeks crying in my room.
>feel better a few weeks later.
Early 2016 - trying to make friends
>Meet this girl on /soc/ (I was lonely)
>We shoot the shit for a bit, connect really well together.
>she lives across the world, scrap any idea of romance out of my mind
>We talk for a year, she talks about how lonely she is, I talk about how lonely I am
>We're there for eachother, we're confidants.
>best friend mode achieved.
>We talk for months, things get sexual but never romantic.
>One day a few months ago she tells me she met this really nice guy and they start dating
>She starts ignorning me more and more, we start talking less and less.
>Eventually gets to the point where I'm being straight up ghosted.
>mfw
>go on her facebook, see it filled with pictures of her and her boyfriend.
>She completely cut me out of her life
>No one to talk to now
I hope this place still exists in 30 years.
I hope some of us will end up succesfull with normal lives and still visit this place once in a while to give actual good advice to the new generation of robots.
But il have a feeling this place will be totally dead and destroyed by then...
Heh, I've tried to give advice, no one takes it.
>just bee white bro
>all girls love white guys
>can whites even be robots?? for real smdh
>check your privilege pussy ass white boi
>Have brown eyes
>Go into outside world
>Mexican dudes have beautiful green eyes
>Some have blue
Fuck this
>be autistic and 5'7''
>go outside
>blacks and hispanics are all tall, athletic and charismatic
the fuck
Comics
Vidya
Lego
Moozic
Scott Pilgrim :3
These are now the fundamental pillars of my life. My social life has faltered a fair bit: is it worth it to just cut off from social interaction? It hardly seems worth getting attached to someone only for them to maintain a half-hearted friendship/relationship. What say you, /r9k/?
Who else here blush in public like a retard? Ffs, it happens all the time for me, and the worst part is that it happens with no reason. Like:
>Stand in line in shop - blush
>Talk to some girl on a street - blush
>Say "Hello, how are you?" to shop assistant - blush
How the hell I can control this? Girl don't have to be cute or even in my dating range for me to start blushing! Like few weeks ago it happened in shop while I was talking to 1/10 fat 30-40 year old women. I wanna just end it.
Really, no one can reply and help out?
Your image makes me want to make gay /pol/ vaporwave spinoff cancer now
>>39261287
Become a trap
Originally
Reminder that unless you're over 6' tall and wealthy you're not even good enough for 5' tall mid-40's over the hill Craigslist whores
>Wilmington, DE
Fuck off Ciara.
>breathing unironically
why do normies do this?
>he fell for the oxygen jew
>tfw prefer aryan women but will never taint them with my half-breed genes
I wish I were white
Why are normies so retarded? They gang up on the older brother but do nothing when they see the little sister getting beat up
I'LL
SEE
YOU
WHEN
WE'RE
BOTH
NOT
SO
EMOOOOOOOOOO
SHUNNEL
this happened a few months ago, thought i'd share
>be me
>be degenerate that has unironic fetishes for feet and inflation
>18, almost done with senior year
>eating lunch in library with three roastie friends
>still a virgin, but had a good chance of hooking up with a dorky 8/10 junior in that group
>one girl asks if she can use my laptop to search up job listings in the area bc she just quit her job as a hostess or something
>i agree and take it out and give it to her
>she opens up the search engine and starts typing
>"anon, what's this?" (audible OwO)
>look over her shoulder and she shows me shit in the search suggestions that i had looked up the other night
>i had deleted my browsing history but not google's search history
>howcouldthishappentome
>just laugh with them and play it cool
>sell them some bullshit story that i was vcing some internet friends and we were just looking up inflation porn etc. and spamming it as a joke
>i'm working on becoming an actor (just started studying) and they understand and have a similar sense of humor that i do so i get out of what would otherwise be a disaster
>eventually end up going out with 8/10, broke up when i left for college but we still talk
>she and the other two still tease me about it and i still manage to play along
>never came clean about the foot thing yet to her but i figure if we hook back up that it's not that bad so i eventually will
>but when she makes fun of me about inflation
>"wouldn't you love it if i blew up like a balloon anon?" etc
>always laugh along, "oh FUCK YEA" etc
>she will never know that me saying "yes" is actually kind of serious
regret
>>39260778
They don't seem so bad, open minded at the very least.
>be me 27, kissless virgin wagecuck
>usually work, go home, play vidya, go to sleep
>save enough money to travel for a month across the world
>went to my first club in my life, got drunk first time in my life, saw lot of things, discovering things all the day from morning to night
>go home
>suddenly my 27 years of my life feels like a total waste
>I am depressed as hell because of it and can't sleep without xanax
do something with your life younger robots, because when you realiza it what did you miss you will want to an hero