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post comfy beverages, I'll start
>hot water w/ sucralose
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Wtf is sucralose
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Green tea, so I can feel like a Taoist when I'm drinking it
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kafe
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>watch videos about the west
>feel inspired
>remember that just last night I masturbated to a fuckton of furry shit
>even worse sexual fantasies
>internal conflict, I want to be great but keep failing
Holding back tears, I'm a fucking disgusting degenerate. I don't want to have these sexual tastes but I've had them too long to be turned on by anything else.
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Sexual degeneracy is not necessarily detriment to greatness. Joyce is considered one of the greatest authors to have ever lived.
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>>37556524
many great people in history did weird shit in private
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>>37556524
you're not going to become great you stupid shit
greatness is seen early in a person's life, it creates the stories and legends people tell of the person.
greatness, it wouldn't be great if any fucking alt right cuck on 4chan could achieve it, you probably barely know any history.
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Does jelqing work? Is it worth it? How do I increase my girth? My dick is small and I'm extremely self conscious about it.
>pic unrelated
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What the fuck is "jelqing"?
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>>37556516
technique used in the hopes of enlarging ones penis, google it
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>this exact same fucking thread for the millionth time
Yes. It's a fantastic idea. Do it rough and hard, really get in there. You want fast results don't you?
so if i was home alone and shot a rifle indoors
and lived next to neighrbors and a firestation would anyone have the right to come inside my house based on firing it off? would i be left alone
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They would definitely have the right to call the cops and report a gunshot in their neighborhood if they heard it. If you want to shoot your rifle in the comfort of your own property, go buy a ranch out in the middle of nowhere.
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It's illegal to discharge a firearm in a residential neighborhood. So yes they can come inside.
I know this because when I shot my dog with a 20 gauge the cops came pounding the door down with pistols drawn. If I had not answered they most likely would have come in.
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>>37556302
Why the fuck would you shoot a dog in your backyard with a shotgun?
Is being insanely attractive the cure for aspergers? Or will the off-putting nature of the disorder doom you no matter what?
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>>37556159
Nothing really wrong with aspergers really, its the personality disorders that will really fuck up someones life sometimes caused because of intense bullying in childhood because of aspergers
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>Is being insanely attractive the cure for aspergers?
Yes.
Source: Jordan Schlansky
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I think you can easily get laid, even with aspergers, if you're good looking enough (for a woman that's 5/10, for a man it's probably around 8/10). But when it comes to a relationship? Idk, I don't think being good-looking is enough, unless you're willing to settle for someone who will never connect with you emotionally and sees you purely as a sex object.
Which actually sounds fucking terrific.
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I remember when i first tried Coffee at 20 ,I felt happy for the first time in a decade now I have tolerance and i'm miserable again, What the fuck is wrong with me
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understandable, just take a break from coffee my dude / try some new flavors.
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>>37555922
No when i stop i almost feel Extremely mentally unstable
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>>37555903
Well the answer is: start taking more powerful drugs.
Like cocaine.
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Is anyone on /r9k/ a lawyer/barrister/solicitor/attorney or studying to become one? Care to share the red pill on this section of life.
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>>37555820
Ye i do and its full of fucking normies. Everyone acts superior and have that smug face.
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>>37555847
why else would someone become a lawyer?
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>>37555870
I know that's why i hate it
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What does the head of a dick smell like?
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It doesnt smell if its clean
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do you wanna find out?
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mine smells like shit
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>females allow other man to piss in their mouth
>shit on their chest
>they lick their asshole out
>multiple males cum on them treating them like trade goods
>meanwhile i never even hold hands with a girl
give me a gun and i make you proud robots
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celibates, monks, stoics
it's not the girls that make you hate life, there's something else missing.
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>>37555785
Let's rape a woman anon and make them pay.
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>>37555785
I've done all of that, except I never shat on her chest because neither of us were into it. I also pissed all over her. Even inside her. Gave her a piss enema too.
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IT ALWAYS FUCKING RAINS AT DOWNLOAD FESTIVAL
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2017.going to download with shit music
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>>37555709
What the fuck is download festival? Eat shit normie
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>>37555783
it's a normie festival, you wouldn't be interested
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>tfw I'll never get a gf like pic related
Why live?
Who's the girl you are never going to be with, /r9k/? Tell us about her.
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"she" is disgusting anon, traps are gay anyway
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>>37555706
its like young David Bowie with a sex change and bad tattoos
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>>37555706
You must be joking.
One time a drunk bum told me wise words when I was on a date with a skank white trash.
>you don't have to buy the steer just because you like the milk
true story
and the drunk bum was right
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How can I fucking get rid of a fetish? Is there any hope? 2017-06-07 10:51:07 Post No.37555698
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How can I fucking get rid of a fetish? Is there any hope?
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I have a crush fetish and love watching women in big spiky boots crush the shit out of small insects...how the fuck can i remove this?? everytime i watch it i feel so fucking wrong but thats part of the excitement...CBT? Drugs? Nofap? Help me
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>>37555698
Watch vanilla porn
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>>37555698
Who cares, as long as it stays in your private life, it really isn't a big deal. You can ignore that part of yourself but you're just denying yourself pleasure, enjoy your life of degeneracy live in sin, if its not significantly affecting your life jack off to whatever you want you were born in the ideal age to experience such delights don't throw it away.
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>>37555698
Stop masturbating so much, my main man.
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I AM LEAVING THE FRIENDZONE 2017-06-07 10:48:36 Post No.37555654
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I AM LEAVING THE FRIENDZONE
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Me and a girl really hit it off and we've been good friends for one and a half months. Last week she felt comfortable enough to sleep at my house so I made a move on her. She said no and told me she just wanted to be friends, so I said okay, let's stay friends. I thought I could give it a try to see whether we could just stay friends because I enjoy her company.
It's been a week since then and I'm going crazy. I don't want to just be friends. I want to kiss her and hold her hand and fuck her.
I'm going to let her know next week (I have important stuff this week so I don't want to fuck it up).
Background on her: she's a typical roastie slut, hot as hell and rode the cock carousel but now she wants to "settle down". She's been actively looking for a serious relationship, which I can't give her.
What I want: I want us to get intimate. It's torture being with a hot girl and being unable to do it.
I'm not going to be serious about it, just gonna hang out as per normal, and when we're in a good mood I'm going to say, "so... I want to be more than just friends, are you down for that?"
and I know she said no previously but I'll talk it out with her, just keep it cool but firm, make sure she knows that I can't be friends with her if we don't fuck.
What does /r9k/ think? inb4 get out normie
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>inb4 out normie
hahaha no no my dear fellow anon you don't even deserve to be called normie. Your status had has been revoked into that of a KEK
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You arent a normie clearly as you are going to sperg out at her and scare her away and stay an anime posting virgin
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I think you are where you belong op
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What feelings does this elicit in you?
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>>37555493
It strikes really close to home for me. I wish more people were like that.
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Couldn't actually read it. I got bored on line 3. So boredom.
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>>37555493
Depends on what she's buying in the first place.
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Maybe we should just not worry about girls and sex. Doesn't get us anywhere.
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You're right but tell that to the failed normies and normans that are crawling this place now.
True robots never gave a shit about women and that wont change anytime soon
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I am actually quite happy that you stupid imbeciles can't get any girlfriends. You probably will never breed your retardation which cures the fucking cancer I get every fucking time scrolling this board.
Most of you are just arrogant pricks that would rather eat their own shit in self pity than actually move their fucking fat asses and do something.
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It's a bit different for me, you see I'm a cuck, by new agey 4chan definition anyway:
I had a gf from age 15 to 23 - we both agreed to break up, we both wanted to be single, things like Instagram and Tinder popularised while we grew up together, it's easy to feel like we missed out.
So guess what happened? I was not nearly as marketable as I thought I was, she, being a woman, got fucked by many men. Now she's not to blame, hell I spearheaded the fucking break up.
Anyway fast forward 2 years and we're recently back together. I actually embraced the life you're talking about, forgot pussy, forgot women, life was good. But.. now, with no chance of evening the score, I am with her and own the knowledge that maybe had I tried to fuck more girls, perhaps I would have, instead of pulling out of the race.
But for anyone who has been gf-less I say do it because it's hella peaceful and you won't encounter my problem.