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How does it feel to know that your queen is a BBC whore?
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is this that traanny?
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at least she is happier with this
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>>37557830
She's not a whore, ok? She just likes big dong. Let her be herself. #FREETHENIPPLE

can i hear some people talk in vc
i just woke up and i feel like crying over something
i just want to hear people talking to each other
EdstaK
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>>37557680
Why does hearing people talk to each other help?
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>>37557706
i dont know why
i just want to stop this feeling it feels horrible
i cant stop thinking about how worthless i am and what he called me
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>>37557680

would you be interested in listening to nerds talk about politics and analytical philosophy?

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>joint pain again from lack of sunlight
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>>37557615
vitamin c supplements, dawg
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>>37557642
You mean vitamin d?
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>>37557642
its d you faggot

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I am going to kill myself today
If someone can provide me with a way how to kill myself and a place to stream it ill let you guys watch in return.

I wanna thank all of you guys for all the laughs and stories you gave me over the years.
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https://youtu.be/UVznerpOkTI
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>>37557600
I don't own a gammaray
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>>37557538
climb a mountain first

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Recently, my mom and dad were in a heated argument. I love both of my parents, but my dad went too far and said some really fucked up things to her, even wanting to divorce. About 2 years ago my mom had depression and overdosed on pills. She was completely fine untill the argument happened. Now she is just emotionless and unusual all the time. She doesn't go to work and just lays in her bed all day. When i come home she opens my rooms door every 5 minutes without any reason and sais nothing, just staring at random objects in my room. When i ask her a question she takes 5 minutes to utter a word and its mostly things without any context or meaning. She doesnt smile ,she doesnt laugh. Its just the same expression. She doesnt talk to anyone anymore, her phone is always off. Ive tried to help her, i wanted to get a psychiatrist involved but she seems to not even care. What do i do? Are the things shes doing a sign of depression or is it something else? Sorry if i have gramatical mistakes, English isnt my first language.
>picture unrelated
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>>37557510
You are young and probably don't know both sides. Let me spell it out. Your father was right because she was probably fucking around with Chad. She covered it up with pitying and overdosing, but your dad was such an alpha that he didn't want to stay cucked. Now she is just depressed because she didn't trap him like the self-pretentious slut that she is.
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>>37557558
Winner winner chicken dinner.
Your moms a hoe.
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>>37557558
The argument did start because my dad thought my mom she was cheating on him but i dont know the facts and i dont want my parents to divorce. I dont want to take a side and i was just hoping to know if my moms actions are a sympton of anything

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What's the point of living when you're an unattractive man?
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>>37557445
Make others suffer.
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A full body shot with you in a Zoot suit and I'd think you were a part of the Temptations.
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When you are born a robot... you have my permission to spray.

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Is Ana Foxxx the official /r9k/ blackfu, robots?
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HHHHHNNNGggggg

More?

Origignal
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>>37557486
It has a watermark on it just google it dumbass
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blacks literally can't be attractive

might as well pick an official gorilla waifu, or a down syndrome waifu while you're at it

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ITT: We watch a comfy trucker on periscope

https://www.pscp.tv/w/1BdGYvMYXRLJX
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comfy as fuck. bump
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bump we need more robots asking him shit
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holy shit! this guy is autistic as fuck

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His name is jake paul and he recently made an autistic music video.
Opinion on this faggot and is he a chad or fuckboy ?
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>>37557149
neither of those things have oxford english textbook definitions so its up to personal interpretation based on what you consider aspects of "chad" and "fuckboy"

in fact i bet if you made a thread asking what chad means /r9k/ would never be able to find a consensus because everyone here has their very own definition for chad
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whats the difference between fuckboy and chad ?
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>when arrogant chad appropriates black culture and it works and he's rich

he'll always be a slave to it though, like kanye said they traded their slave chains for gold chains lol

niggers

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Here's apparently how you can get to be world class at something.

And by world class I mean top 0.0001% in the world (that means you're in the top 10,000 on the planet) and can make a career out of it, unless of course you're aim is to be something non-competitive, like a butcher, in which case that doesn't matter.

>start from an early age.

This has a very high factor in success: nobody starts playing a sport at 30 and becomes world class good, because even if they progress at the same rate as the best players in the world, they'll be too old to physically play by the time they master the sport. Goes for non-physical activities too.

>spend thousands of hours improving

This is often misunderstood. Playing chess against easy AI your whole life is a waste of time because you're not making any progress. You need linear progression: always more difficult opponents, always learning from your mistakes.

>have natural talent

People don't like this one because they can't control it, but if you have a thousand people all spending the same amount of time practicing something, the one with the highest IQ or best physique or whatever wins.

So from what I've gathered this is only doable if

1. you've already started it when reading this
2. you enjoy it (otherwise how can you spend 10,000 hours doing something you hate)
3. you're naturally gifted.

Anyone here fit the criteria?

I would like to hear from you.
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Do your sorry ass a favor and stop obsessing over this stuff...:)
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>>37557100

This is bullshit. There are no rules for anything in this world and most things like your post are memes that get passed around like roasties.
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>>37557163
Motherfucker don't be rude it's interesting to me reading how people end up on the far end of a binomial distribution. This shit should be taught in schools so that people know where to focus their energies and we can produce more superhuman mutants for our own entertainment.

They already do this shit in China.

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>Women can hold the baby of one man at a time
>Men can impregnate multiple women at one time
>The number of partners a man can impregnate and hold as his current mates is only limited by his physical capability of fending off male competitors
>In the wild, this is a very simple task for Chad, as the vast majority of males can't compete with him physically
>betas attempt to override the system by inventing modern "morality" and "religions"
>It eventually backfires as the primal instincts of nature take over and women still want to be dominated and forced to join Chad's harem
>Women don't want to be figuratively "objectified" by betas, they want to be literally made into objects and used by Chad

I never realized the true nature of these statements until I started bettering myself and slowly becoming Chad.
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>>37557077
When ww3 comes, we'll rise and we'll fight, and only one will be left. He will take the women, the technology, the factories...
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>>37557077
You are not Chad. Pics and timestamp or you're an attention seeking faggot.
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>>37557077
There is a flaw in your argument. It assumes Chad the center of the universe and women line up for Chad when its the woman in complete control and domination not wanting just one but many partners that get in line. The woman picks from the queue of docile males.

>the alt-right took our best, most monumentally influential meme and turned it into a shit-tier normie meme
now I know what's it's like to watch someone else play with your dolls and do the voices wrong.
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Now you understand why Pepe's creator killed him off. You just got woke son.
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>>37557076
You got it wrong. Normies had already got their hands on Pepe with some nigger celebrities posting it on their twitter and everone posting pepe on their facebooks. Associating Pepe with racism was the best move you could do to bring it closer to its roots because it made the meme socially unacceptable again.
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>>37557076
Oh look it's another Redditor and/or summer kid trying to fit in

I have tolerance on literally every type of drug out there

I did 80mg oxycontin a couple of days ago but didn't feel shit because opiate tolerance

Last night I popped a couple of adderalls but all that meth I've been taken in the last couple of weeks made it feel like a couple of coffee

It's not the morning and I'm on 3 bars of xanax and I'm still wired as fuck because I use them every night to get to bed

Is there anything left to try? I can't go cold turkey on everything at once cuz I'll literally die of bored.
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>>37556835
>I can't go cold turkey on everything at once cuz I'll literally die of bored
You'd probably die from withdrawal first.
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Taking bets on how soon OP dies
within 3 years 1:1.5
within 1 year 1:3
within 6 months 1:5
within 1 month 1:10
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>>37556879
I only drink when I'm completely out of drugs and alcohol is the only thing that kills you from withdrawal so I'm gonna be okay.

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>You have a sweet tooth
>Its late at night.
>You walk into you're kitchen to grab some cake
>You know there is a full cake in the refrigerator
>You see this

wdyd
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>>37556825
Any good cook would have known that cottage cheese and cake don't go well together.
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a fight till death
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>>37556825
replace cake with face

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how do you know if you're losing your mind?
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If you say irrational things and deeply fear imaginary conspiracies you are probably insane. I was diagnosed schizophrenic, but I still forget that I am a schizo and start to get caught up in and believe strange imaginary conspiracies such as people are poisoning or contaminating my food, Jews put maggots in my kitchen, (really the garbage just rotted and some bug laid eggs in it) Dead people are watching a TV show of my life and commenting on it as they view everything. Living people are watching me like Truman except I'm a piece of crap so I'm a pariah that people can't stop hate watching. I'm dead and I'm already in hell. I'm living the same life over and over again. My cat is super intelligent and has magic and tricks me. Gays are trying to turn me gay with a gay agenda. (that ones probably true, gays are always trying to get straights to go gay like it's some new Hollywood diet) Seth MacFarlane uses me as joke fodder. Louis CK hates me because I telepathically and sarcastically asked him if his wife left him for being a faggot. I telepathically told Joe Rogan the answer to a question a guest asked him and now he hates me and has a begrudged telepathic link to me at all times and thinks im a stalker thats going to stalk him and his family. constant insane fears is a good sign. they seem rational to the insane person though and are usually kept inside so it's hard to know you're crazy.
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>>37556571
If there is no sign of Schizophrenia or other mental illness in your family and you are not diagnosed sometimes severe stress and sleep deprivation can make you feel like you are losing your mind, especially if you have a personality disorder going on..
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Your mind is the dirtiest part of your body

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