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Nick is the funniest Team 10 but why does he look like he struggles with women the most ? He's so cute and funny and chill like if i was a girl i would definitely bang him only.
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Rright ?
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>>37560918
"LITY!"
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>>37560918
YO IM NICK CROMPTON

AND NO IM NOT FROM COMPTON

ENGLAND IS MY CITY

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***NOT A SHILL***

I know a lot of robots feel ugly due to skin discoloration, acne scars or red marks, stretch marks. GET THIS SHIT. It works. I have huge genetic bags under my eyes and it even works on that. It's a miracle serum, you will thank me later.
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>>37560913
This is how to get rid of acne (although it won't help eye bags much)
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>>37560913
I have a bottle of this, but I havent used it in ages. Should I start using it again? I wasnt that impressed with it really
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>>37560913
>***NOT A SHILL***

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How many fingers can you fit into your ass?
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>>37560900
I haven't tried and never will because I'm not a disgusting degenerate like you. Kill yourself.
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>>37560941
Only if you let me poz you up first
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one or two but I can't get them deep because 1.handlet and 2. ass cheeks are too fat

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>tfw i gave my bf mono
>he almost died from it
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>tfw no qt gf to give me mono
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>>37561850
>qt gf
>op posted anime
Come on, anon
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>>37561864
im fantasizing

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Have any of you ever tried autoerotic asphyxiation? Serious question. I hear it makes cumming feel insanely good. And I imagine combined with my usual "fap drugs" (Adderall + Weed + Poppers) it would totally make me Mind Break/Ahegao in real life.
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Thats dangerous anon
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>>37560771
no but i wondered if my fetishes were leading me there. does it have something do with be turned on by killed youself?
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>>37560771
tried it with a rope before. i prefer to just choke myself instead

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>that time when you first saw your side profiIe
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>>37560545
I never knew my nose was this long. It was truly terrifying.
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>>37560545
T'was the worst feel of all feels. Never been the same since
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Why does my jaw look so nonexistant, why are my cheeks so puffy

Fuck that

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Is it even possible to be smart and happy?
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>>37560521
To a point. I think over all ignorance is just bliss entirely
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>>37560597
But is all bliss ignorance?
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Yes but you have to be successful. Unsuccessful and intelligent is bad times though.

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who here /emo/?
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVkAsEeLd0k
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>>37560366
I'm bumping this thread because it deserves to live.
https://youtu.be/56K5hFCVuS8
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>>37560366
I thought it was cool to pretend to be sad / depressed at age 11. Started being fake sad throughout high school which eventually lead to being a /cutfag/. Only about 4 times though. Lmao I even wanted the scars to look aesthetic.

>tfw unhappier now more than ever
>tfw you realise all this struggle will one day set you free

<3
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOH-DI3hc6k

yay bright eyes and elliot smith!

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>tfw no qt3.14 gf that lovingly encourages you to commit suicide and pushes you when you chicken out and then holds a bake sale in your honor and writes cute Facebook posts about how she misses you

Why even live ?
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>>37560062
What's up with her hairline?
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>>37560091
She got JUSTd
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>>37560062
>gf
>she
nah m8

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Is it appropriate for a male employee to ask a female customer for her phone number?
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>>37559863
It is never appropriate.
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I don't think it's very professional to do it while on the job; the boss might get irritated and tell you off. Not a firing offence or anything, just bad form.
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Only if you're tall, handsome and have a big dick.

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>tfw got schizophrenia from doing too much drugs and now I'm on fucking clozapine
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>>37559860
>tfw get psychosis everytime i smoke weed
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>>37559860
>tfw became schizotypal from too much weed and mental abuse
>that feel when on abilify and risperidone
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>>37559860
>tfw still believing in some of my spiritual delusions but no one will ever listen to my ramblings

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>tfw no old, grandfatherly, wise, enlightened Asian man to guide me through life
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Terrible feel that I get every day
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>tfw I want to be that wise old man

How do I do it, robots?
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>>37559740
well, first...are you asiaN?

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another long day of sitting home alone playing WoW
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Do one pushup, just one.
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>>37559627
God, I miss WoW sometimes.
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robot fist, doing the same

its sad how it became automatic for me to play it so all the dread thoughts come to my mind

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I've been approved for NEETbux. Rejoice!
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>>37559589
>I've been approved for NEETbux. Rejoice!
How many? Which country ? The time ?
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How long did it take to come through? Mine only took two weeks and my old special ed teacher said that's ludicrously fast.
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>>37559629
"Only" about 150, but that's more than half of what I've been making as hard working part time wagie. And I get it for nothing, basically. Not bad.

>>37559720
About a month from my perspective, but I think it was faster in office time.

What's a good way to make money online? Nobody wants to hire me
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cryptotrading
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>>37559322
Typist, I mean that is if your speed is above 75, you can basically just look for freelancing jobs that allow you to work from home.
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>>37559421
>can type at 100wpm (personal best is 121, personal worst is 85)
>could earn a good living out of this, if I didn't get cramp after typing for 5 minutes

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