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>>37568766
>looking for jobs, get one that's shit but works
>get a phone call two weeks later, "are you still looking for work?"
>"no", they wouldn't tell me what job it was for
>get rejection email, it was for a high paying dream job
>get fired two weeks later
>browsing 4chan 18 hours a day now

>>37569423
What was your dream job, anon?

Bixbox

>Apply for job
>Get no response
>Change name from Joe Smith to Jose Esmitho
>Suddenly get call from HR person, name Juanita

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>>37568737
>sister contracted the cunt contagion

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>>37568737
>Pencil pushers found the penis prison

>cousin turned on the anal bead lamp

Fembot here, :^)

You know it's true. Stop falling for larpers.

Why doesn't anyone on this board ever try to improve themselves? It's like they want to be miserable virgins.

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>>37568473
I wish I were a girl too, anon. It's a rough feeling

her face is pretty atrocious, but yeah i get what youre saying. tfw no monster tit gf

>>37568554
>caring about her face

we have a fag here boys

except like don't be an annoying cunt all the fucking time

that pic is hot any more amateur pics of girls rimming guys preferably in public?

>>37568415
imagine having foreskin

>>37568385
do you speak Chinese? that should be your primary concern, desu-wa
getting robbed is only a problem if you get fired for it

>>37568385
>Chinese place
Lmao I applied to work at a Chinese place once, and they turned me down because I """"didn't have experience working in Chinese places"""".

They probably won't hire you unless you're Chingchongistani.

But on the off chance you do get either that job or some other delivery job, it is is pretty /comfy/. The place I worked at was very busy so we made decent money, didn't deliver to the super unsafe places, and the only other things we had to do besides deliver was wash dishes.

>>37568385
i delivered pizzas thinking the job would be okay and wouldn't be hard

little did i know they wanted me to make all the dough, prep all the ingredients, make pizzas, wash dishes every night for a few hours, etc..

it wasn't worth the time or money for the effort put in

you'd think it'd just be delivering and a few other things but it just isn't. that's why drivers are always needed for food places. i found out the hard way

>>37568321
Alright. As long as we are shooting other nogs and no white people I am fine. I'll just get my slavshit and go to town.

>>37568321
I don't have a gun man. you'll either have to give me one or let me go buy one.

>immediately goes to police that are located in the non-gang part of the city to snitch.

>>37568321
I'd suppose I would have to go to basic training soon so I would make good use of the time beforehand by getting my affairs in order and familiarizing myself with my new role within the gang structure

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>pretty girl gives you a passing glance/makes eye contact and smiles
>remember how ugly you are and she is just teasing you because she knows her giving you even the slightest bit of positive vibes will make you daydream and get your dick hard but in reality she'd never consider even kissing your ugly ass

terrible, terrible feel

stop being ugly then you bitch

>>37568937
>implying anyone asked to be ugly

>>37568098
pls don't i come here to escape the modern world.

>>37568112
Well, that's too bad because we have a lot to talk about.

>>37568098
This guy is living proof that people like us can never be successful in normalfag society. If even a genius Chad couldn't do it, what chance in hell do we have?

>>37568013
sure bruh don't be so insecure

just be patient

Wait a week and ask again, dont mention her sister at all, if she bullshits you again just delete her number

"(family member) is in the hospital" is the biggest bullshit excuse of all time. She found someone else and is too much of a bitch to be upfront about it.

>>37567930
Oh I am I'm trans I'm part of the decline

i do what i can to hasten it
a crash at 100mph is better than a crash at 10mph

>>37567930
Name literally one positive thing on the decline right now?

I know its cool and edgy to talk about how great everything used to before you were born, but its simply not backed up by facts.

90% of metrics are improving faster than any time since the industrial revolution.

>>37567856
bumping this thread because it's my thread

>>37567856
It was meant to show you that if you try hard enough and do really well that maybe, just maybe, you too can be a 50 year old black woman with brain damage and HIV.

I have faith in you Anon. Godspeed.

Presented in front of class yesterday. I blanked and stuttered a lot. I bet it sounded like I was about to cry. I'm in college for fucking sakes. I should have outgrown this . Life of a beta is suffering

jyoseisharyou ni kaere kuso onna

>>37567827
bleach your asshole you stupid fucking cunt , your ass looks disgusting.

>>37567827
don't worry, we can share
>>37567882
>the year of our lord two thousand seventeen
>having taste this bad

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>>37567747
>e-celebs
please return to reddit

Oh man, I remember when I watched egoraptor. and gamegrumps when jontron was there

>>37567747

I miss when Egoraptor had a soul

I liked Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide too.

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>>37567731
wow thats a 10 if I ever saw one

clyp.it/qrwvmqt5
https://clyp.it/xphgyjnp
I wrote this
Its the same song, one acoustic one electric.
Which is better?

>>37567746
was ned a robot?

poor kid had to go through all sorts of hijinks in school