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Don't you fucking see It, dumb sheep?
We live and breathe and feel happy or miserable sometimes but this Is a cruel fate. The way I see It, It Is a cycle. We feel happy just so that we can preserve our sanity long enough to feel miserable again. If there trupy Is a god why had he cursed us with such a perilous existence? The normies, they are the ultimate slaves to the evil machinations of our divine overlord. They live and cry and laugh and for every tear they shed they smile equally. They live tob have sex and breed to create new victims to the cruel cycle. The only way to beat the cycle Is to either br always happy or always miserable which Is almost unachievable as constant happyness Is Impossible and those who are constantly miserable eventually kill themselves, which Is, I think, the only way to escape the cycle. Our god created us to laugh at our meaninglessness, to smile as he watches us endure our own misery; Rot In the prisons that are our minds. I refuse to bow to the plans of such a deranged being. Kill yourselves, hate yourselves and escape the cycle!Hate the mother for she brings new victims to the cycle. Cry for the children for they were born In agony and live In an Ignorant bliss, unaware of the crulelty that their fate has In store for them! End this existence, kill yourselves and take as many people down with you as possible to save them too FUCK THE WORLD FUCK THE GODAND FUCK YOU READER
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>>37574328
Wow talk about edgy.
Are looking forward to starting grade 8 in septembe?
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>>37574328
i just watched that yt vid too, but i tuned out after a bit
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This strange thread again.... Ah, deja vu!
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>tfw no big pendulous balls
feels bad
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>>37574298
Not as fun as it sounds. Sex bruises them, wearing boxers that sit wrong bruises them, wearing pants with the wrong cut for the inseam bruises them, sometimes you sit down on them, sometimes you're teabagging the toilet water, runnings an issue unless you suffocate them in supportive underwead which also bruises them, sometimes you placd your legs wrong when you sleep which bruises them, etc.
They're just inconvenient.
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>>37574361
Could a post a pic of them please? I'm curious how yours look.
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>>37574361
but big cums thou
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>you, as in your conscious self, only came into existence this morning when you woke up
>you never experienced any of your memories, simply inherited them believing they are your own
>when you go to sleep, that's it.. lights out forever, you no longer exist
>as your body sleeps, it begins generating a new consciousness
>the new consciousness experiences dreams as it is inaugurated into existence, and manifests itself into the brain and body
>the body awakens rejuvenated, with a new consciousness in the place of the old, believing that it experienced the memories of days past and that it will awaken the next day still alive
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>>37574182
Really makes me think about it.
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>>37574182
I hadn't noticed.
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>>37574182
Really gets the noggin joggin around the block.
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is it morally wrong to emotionally manipulate people?
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>>37573789
Yes. This should be obvious, stop being an edgelord.
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>>37573789
Only if you're a woman. Since you're asking that question in the first place, I know you aren't
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not if the people you're manipulating are jealous evil succubi cunts in the places where their hearts should be
then it's jus a matter of convincing them that acting like they feel sad and guilty about you is going to get them more essence to feed on
and then you tell them that you were jus fucking with them the whole time
ethics are relative you retarded spaz, read a book
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>slept 18 hours today
>too much social anxiety to get groceries
>cc debt and getting kicked out of apt in 2 wks
what the hell is wrong with me?
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>>37573754
>vlcsnap
/g/ here, you guys don't actually use VLC, do you?
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I have mild social anxiety and I find groceries to be the worst. I've learned how to deal with it some places..my job mostly. But grocery stores make me sweat.. they suck so much
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If you're sleeping that much you're depressed, first of all.
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>tfw no nice gf
Why do girls become mean when they hit puberty?
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>>37573692
ChinoStare
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>>37573692
you must not of ever known any girls because a lot of them are real fucking mean before they hit puberty too
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Girls are cute even when they are mean!
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Any idea why females do this? Almost everytime they look better in the before. ITT post things you dont understand about females.
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>>37573643
That actually makes sense. Some girls are just naturally really gorgeous on features but they still put a lot of effort into looking good. So when they're constantly trying to make themselves look better they end up going over board thinking one little tweek is going to make things better when it was fine to start with. depends on how much tinfoil hat you wanna wear sometimes i think they just get their ass beat by the dude their with and end up getting a nose job or something to cover up it getting busted. other times celebs die or just don't want to live in public anymore and get replaced- like Andrew W.K.
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>>37573643
she's probably a decade younger on the left, not fair comparison.
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>>37573643
let bus
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FEMBOT General -- NO BOYS ALLOWED 2017-06-08 05:14:37 Post No.37573624
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FEMBOT General -- NO BOYS ALLOWED
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Do any other fembots ever wish they were born male so they could become chicks with dicks? I like being a woman, but I've always wanted a penis, and I enjoy pretending to be a trap here to live out my fantasy. I know there's more of you. Don't leave me hanging.
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Be my switch gf and peg my boy bungus. After the reach around I'll eat you out before destroying your asshole
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>>37573658
Subject: NO BOYS ALLOWED
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>>37573683
Jokes on you I identify as a sex robot with a cock. My anal cavity is called a boy bungus because it was invented by Jackson Bungus. Boy is because Jackson was a boy and my asshole is sculpted from a mold of my creators.
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Caught sperging out in the bathroom AGAIN
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Oooooh boy robots, i fucked up
>be in college co-ed bathroom in dorm building
>getting ready to brush my teeth and take a shower
>songs playing really loudly in my head
>happens constantly during waking hours and drives me crazy
>have gotten used to tolerating it but sometimes it pushes me too far
>yell "shut up stop shut up stop shut up stop shut up!" while smacking my head with my palms
>stacy that lives in the room next to mine walks in as im doing this
>she jumps a little (I startled her) and she quickly turns around and walks/runs out
>i leave and run back to my room
>have been here since
>didn't even get to brush my teeth or shower
>too embarrassed to leave
fucking hell, why does this shit happen to me? not too long ago someone was in the stall without me knowing and heard me yelling at myself; for all i know it could have been the same girl. She's popular too so i guarantee you that she is going to tell everyone what i was doing. Should i just an hero now?
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>>37573577
This is an easy fix! Was one side of your head turned away from her or were you facing her?
If one side of your head was turned away, she obviously didn't get too good of a look at you before running away.
So, if you come across her any time soon, just say "Hey, didn't mean to upset you. You heard me fighting with my ex-girlfriend over the phone in the bathroom, right?"
And BOOM, you're golden. Make it seem like an honest mistake, and throw in that "Ex-gf" bullshit so she thinks you're a normie!
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>>37573577
Tell her the satellites won't stop sending you messages. Then scream "What's the Frequency Kenneth?" and smack her in the face.
That'll teach her to fucking knock before she walks into the bathroom.
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>>37573577
See a psychiatrist. Meds will help.
>tfw been growing my hair out
>tfw been wearing a loose ponytail
>feel cute af
>can't wait for hair to be longer to wear even more cute hairstyles
>tfw wonder if girls are into manly cute boys/men
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>>37573258
>manly
highly doubt it with the faggotry you're posting right now.
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>>37573464
I'm pretty manly, I do manly shit, I just like feeling cute and pretty.
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Can you send me a picture on discord I wont judge
Is life in America basically like living in a cartoon? People there never seem to act in a moderate fashion and instead always acting based on extremes.
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yup
everyone here grew up on television animations
so the mental function of the population is foundationally looney toons
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>>37572963
we should be socialists like the eurocucks who get blown up by their mayors huh
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>>37572963
America is a soulless void just like Europe only with ADHD and without good architecture.
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>Facebook nows not only recommends you to the people you stalk but also the others you stalk to them as well
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>using kikebook
>ever
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>>37572859
which is why you don't use your real name, you fucking amateur.
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holy crap is true is fucking true imngonna kms why did nobody told me
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I can't guys. I just fucking can't with Normies.
Do they not do anything vague or left field whatsoever? Have they ever googled anything? Had an original thought?
Every time I speak to someone it feels like I'm speaking to a copy of a type of person. I've just heard it already. No one is original. No one is worth speaking to. Everyone is a cookie cut clone.
Oh let me guess your favorite movie was Deadpool this year and you can't wait to drink the newest IPA from your local ale house and blah blah.
FUCK
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Yeah OP Hondas are decent cars. Hey you hear the new pitbull song?
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>>37572842
System Check:
Your post expresses nothing vague or left field or original.
You are normiebot, the most anonyclone that it gets.
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>>37572842
>Every time I speak to someone it feels like I'm speaking to a copy of a type of person. I've just heard it already. No one is original. No one is worth speaking to. Everyone is a cookie cut clone.
Are you remotely aware of the irony of this exact same thread being posted for the third time TODAY?
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ITT: Autistic shit you do
>can't talk to white girls because I find their faces ugly and they tend to have tits so my eyes are always darting around elsewhere when I'm talking to them
>can talk to asian girls because I find their faces visually pleasing to look at (yes, even the ugly ones) and they have no tits and fridge bodies
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>pretend im hurt and have a limp so people think i'm cool
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>>37572809
what the fuck i do that and i stumble some times to act high or drunk
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>>37572785
I AUTISTICALLY PRAISE SHAUN FROM 22 MINUTES
HOLA MI HERMANO. ME LLAMO JUAN. SOY DE ARGENTINA. AQUI ARGENTINA ES EL PAIS SUPERIOR. YO QUIERO UNA ESPOSA AMERICANA. LOS ESTADOS UNIDOS SON MIERDA.
DEATH TO AMERICA
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Ehue che
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>>37572272
Si mi hermano
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Americanos son Boludos. Todo el mundo save que Argentina es el pais mas superior de todo. Tu sabes que. todo de sur America deveria hacer parte de Argentina, nadamas son hijos de drogas Y boludos Brazilanos. VAMOS VAMOS ARGENTINA VAMOS VAMOS A GANAR!