Any just wanna post some tard shit
>>37587539
>wake up
>make a retard thread on /r9k/
>masturbate to gay loli for 6 hours
>>37587539
summerfag fuck off reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>37587622
>gay loli
What is gay loli? Yuri loli? Trap loli? Trap yuri loli?
>20something NEET cyborg virgin
>somehow manage to travel to foregin country for few days
>time to experiment with some lewd stuff like online hookups
>search around a bit, find a babe who is not completely against the idea of us having sex
>early 30s 7/10 about as chubby as me
>I'm desperate enough, I'll take it
>she barely knows english words, use translation app to communicate with her in her language
>arrange meeting very close to where she lives
>oshitdisgonbgud.xml
>come to the place, she is nowhere to be seen
>did I just get goofed and am about to have my internal organs harvested?
>get text saying "siad adsfd wergweg wegrew asfe"
>use translation app
>"come to my door, I will open it"
>ok, now I am getting either laid or murdered
>it's worth the risk
>go to door, she opens, I get in.
>mfw 3/10 landwhale
>mfw bitch was wearing nearly 6 layers of photoshop in her profile pic
>ok, anon, think, how do I get out of this
>I am not 30 something landwhale, I can outrun her
>try to open door
>door locked itself
>o shit
>o shit I will have to fuck a landwhale to save my life
>stay there for few seconds, brain BSOD'd
>"asdafe asdfasfd joijoewr fsduhewn"
>I can't understand shit
>idea_that_might_just_work.php
>use sign language that I can use phone to translate shit she is saying
>sign language that I have to be outside for that to work
>she falls for it, opens the door
>calmly walk out, still acting as if I will be back in a minute
>second later I am running at speed that sanic would be jelous of
>mfw I am free
>mfw I don't have to fuck a 3/10 landwhale
>mfw my virginity is protected once more
I am not that desperate yet.
How many of you robots yould have done it?
Post a pic of said landwhale
>>37587508
No I'm not crazy -> forever alone
>>37587688
>implying I took pictures
>anxiety ridden POS
>sitting in my room at apartment
>no food
>roommates are in kitchen
>can't bring myself to go in there and make food
it's been 7 hours
gonna fucking starve lads
pray for me
>>37587352
Jesus intervened
>>37587352
Luckily you can go longer without food.
If your sleep pattern is 100% fucked you can just wait until 5am and then have dinner.
>>37587352
>going over music in middle school band
>learning about tempos
>gets to OP's pic
>mfw
There's this QT 3.15 virgin wife-matieral wants-family christian/lutheran wife-material god tier girl i'm talking with and she hasn't responded in an hour. Do I end my life now?
No, you retard.
People are sometimes busy outside of interacting with you.
If your intention with this girl is anything other than marrying her, having a family with her, and loving and caring for her forever, then you should kill yourself.
>>37587363
" marrying her, having a family with her, and loving and caring for her forever"
Believe me, this is ALL I have in mind.
>>37587278
Texting is really fucking annoying. I hate it. I would rather spend physical time with someone than texting them. Don't think about their response times too much. Unlike you they are actually doing shit during the day. They aren't on their phone or doing nothing important 24/7. If you really want this girl meet up in person. Don't text either to set the shit up. It's way too easy to not give a definite answer. Call her or do it in person instead. That forces them to give an answer then and there. Don't rely on forms of texting to build/form a relationship. You'll just end up as an orbiter at best.
I WANT A CUTE HANDICAPPED GF
IT IS ALL I WANT
i want a cute mentally handicapped gf
How handicapped are you willing to go? I'll take missing one limb or mental lag like dyspraxia
>>37587026
Me2 a girlfriend like this may bring me out of my shell maybe even baby steps to happiness
has anyone worked out why severe depression the likes found on r9k and similar sites commonly deteriorates into a sensation of general smugness and contempt for everything. the smug pepes are so accurate, during my worst periods i just ate shit with a smile and reveled in it
>>37586989
Once depression gets the upper hand of you, you become so sad nothing cheers you up and you fall into apathy, stopping giving a fuck about anything and everything. Then you realize you've been in perpetual hell and somehow are still alive. You may appear to others as extremely frail, but in fact, you're more resilient than normies who would have killed themselves if they had been in your situation. This makes you feel superior to them. On the other hand, you know deep inside you don't deserve anything good, and you revel in whatever shit you may get. It's shit but it's still something. Furthermore, life has given you so much shit you don't even care and have actually grown to enjoy it. You have kind of reached enlightenment: you smear yourself in shit and become one with it. You ARE shit. Now you're at the bottom of any mainstream hierarchy, but if you turn that hierarchy upside down, you're actually at the top, or at least so close you might as well be the pinnacle of this construct. Now you're the best at being the worst. You have finally won, achieved, and gained something. You are superior to anyone and anything else at one field. This of course makes you smug. You finally got to drink a sip of the goblet of success, even if the liquid you were dispensed to may taste bitter and urinous, but again, you're so accustomed to shit and piss flying on and at you from every imaginable and unimaginable direction simultaneously and non-simultaneously that you no longer care or even may relish it all. You like it when others don't. You have the most refined taste in piss and shit. In some sense, you are very cultured. You win again. You become even more smug. This is now a constant feedback loop. You get shit. You enjoy it. You're the best shit connoisseur. You get more shit. You keep enjoying it. You get even better. Your sense of superiority increases. This cycle goes on and on. Yet you don't kill yourself. You don't need to. You may be shit but finally happy.
page 10 save rave for no apparent reason
>>37587373
I'm sort of like this irl I walk around as an alpha, I'm to depressed to care, even going gym doesn't make me feel better, I still do it just so I can rock climbing with no safety gear one day and hopefully find peace.
any anxiety-bros here? what websites do you use to talk to other failures/NEETs/friendless people? or people who're ex-failures I guess would be best thing
>>37586957
I like to go on Grindr lots of understanding people to talk to
>>37586957
I use 4chan and discord
>>37586957
don't go on discord its all thirsty faggots orbiting traps and femanons
Join super comfy friendly robot discord if you're feeling lonely :) /SxurGu
Invite has expired new invite plz
>>37586797
I'd like a invite as well >.>
>>37586797
What do you talk about?
Useless fucking robot
A qt 3.14 girl confessed to me. I think I am ascending to the normie life boys. This is probably my last post here. I enjoyed my time here. May all you robots be blessed with cute girlfriends and eternal happiness!
mate you were aIways a normie
>>37586788
I was confessed to last night
feels pretty good ngl
>>37586812
If I showed you the convos you would be convinced I am an autistic loser who has no idea how social clues work
>TFW make friend
>they tell me to keep in touch
>still afraid to contact them first on social media
I feel like they don't actually like me or they won't want to talk to me, how do Normies do it?
>>37586735
they just do it and don't even think about it.
i wish i had a normie mind
>>37586795
I can't stop thinking the other person is actually angry especially when they use one word replies
>>37586735
ha, I do the same thing.
Someone would have to like write out a proof that they want to be my friend and I still would not believe it
>father called me a dumbass again
Are you TR scum?
>>37586649
loyalty until death, my dude
>>37586649
>dumbass called me a father again
Behold, the only non-beta asian.
> Navy SEAL, 100+ combat missions
> Harvard Med School graduate, math degree from U. San Diego
> Selected by NASA to be part of next astronaut class, beating 18,000 applicants
How does this make you feel?
Empty, as usual
>>37586631
Ya but look at his stupid eyes.
>ISS less than 10 years away from shutting down
>no plans to go to mars/moon/asteroids
>nasa cant even launch people into space for another year or two
>hiroshi gets into astronaut school
>how does this make you feel
meh
T-thanks momahhsgdjfjirbdjehd
>>37586600
Your mom is savage. She single?
>>37586600
dubs decides thread?
ask her why girls ignore you?
or why am i a virgin mom?
>>37586600
Vaccines don't give you autism. It's literally a side effect of all the drugs our moms took in the 60's/70's/80's
Do you think pepe should replace yotsuba as 4chan's official mascot?
also pepe thread post your rarest pepe's
no because reddit already stole pepe
>>37586650
4chan made pepe popular before Reddit even knew who he was
Pepe is a fucking faggot redditor fuck him
If you had a Cafe what would it be like?
music / design / what you would sell / aesthetic / architecture etc.
It would be a dream come true, anon.
bump
also id love it
it would be a fucking hipster place..