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I don't truly feel like the monster, you know?
I just look the part. Are these the hands of a violent man?
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>>37593723
*teleports behind you*
*tips fedora*
nothing personal,.......................kid
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>>37593723
*teleports behind you*
*tips fedora*
nothing personal,...................kld
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>>37596412
It's even scarier to know that you cloned yourself.
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post your voices lads
https://clyp.it/eeyfsicn
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https://clyp.it/j4sqnbfi
here's my shitty voice
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>>37593825
404. Consider re-posting your link.
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>>37593825
>idubbz
your link doesn't work
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Why do so many robots and outcasts die from OD on heroin?
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>>37593680
I mean, it seems like a peaceful death, why not kys that way?
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>>37593680
Robots feel like shit all the time.
Heroin makes them feel good, they get hooked, tolerance builds up and they need more and more, then they die from ODing.
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>>37593680
The one on the left is a real cutie
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>tfw no bf in Stockholm to lose weight with
>tfw no monogamous relationship with boy
>tfw sad
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>>37593469
Tjej?
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>>37593887
Kille;_;
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lol fag
originalposttt
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As a cyborg who managed to make to honorary normie status I'd like to "red pill" you, as the kids say, on normies, cyborgs, Chad & Stacey and failed normies.
First of all, normies are extremely boring. Because of all the memes and dumb hollywood movies and porn your perception of normies is extremely warped. They barely drink, most of them don't do drugs, they're not promiscuous and their idea of partying is mostly just going to dinner and karaoke. They might go to clubs but they're only having a drink or two. They're more focused on their studies and work.
Failed normies are the ones who are into drugs and drinking and promiscuous sex. Like the fat guy who eats a candle at a party for attention. They hang out with normies but mostly hang out with themselves.
Cyborgs are neither robots nor nomies, nor failed normies. Cyborgs have some sort of gimmick like they're juggalos or metalheads or LARPers or something. They very extremely rarely branch out into normiehood if they grow out of their meme identity. They're also very much into drugs and alcohol and having sex (except for straight edge but that's not really a thing anymore).
Chad & Staceys go beyond normies and circle back to the other groups. They're very much into drugs and having sex and drinking. They also mostly keep to themselves but do let normies & failed normies get into their circle if only because they look better by comparison or they know a guy who gets them molly or weed.
Again, normies are extremely vanilla and boring. I've been to normie parties and they were either nervous or amazed that I had just a bit of weed on me or some molly. They were amazed at how much I drank and how "crazy and wild" my sex life was.
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>>37593004
Seems p accurate
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>>37593004
to me it just sounds like you're hanging out with a bunch of white people
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>>37593376
Mostly white, but a bit of everything else too.
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Who will be at your funeral, anon?
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>>37592910
My little glowing friend.
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A bunch of feminists. No joke.And yes, I am a white male too.
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I don't know. Honest. Maybe my brother. He might die before me though, since he lives recklessly.
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So there are actually virgins here? I thought it was all a ruse and part of the board culture.
How can you be over 18 and had never had a romantic encounter of any sort? I don't believe you.
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>>37592872
I thought this board was for original content, and yet I see the same posts daily.
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>>37592872
Why post this, it's not even funny in a sarcastic way
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>>37592872
Well I am a kissless handholdless virgin so I guess there are people like me here. Now fuck off normalfag.
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Why are men so fucking retarded?
>Comey, under oath: you can't pick a choose what parts of a witnesses testimony you use and call them a liar on the other parts
>Trump's lawyer (a male): Trump is totally vindicated by Comey, but Comey is also totally lying, Trump never asked for his loyalty, and Comey lied about the memos, he released his memo before Trump's tweet about tapes (seriously males, how stupid do you think we are? we have this shit recorded, Trump's tweet about the tapes came before the story about the memos)
>Sean Hannity (a male) right now: Comey said Trump is completely innocent and that a NYT story was mostly false which proves this is a massive witch hunt, also Comey has a huge double standard and BUTTERY MALES. This is sick. Comey is a criminal. The radical alt left destroy Trump media has truly lost it. The stock market is surging right now because Trump is innocent!
Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with your gender? You are the gender of Micheal Flynn and co. I would be mildly nauseous if I was a male and had to live with the fact that I have the same set of chromosomes as people like Mike Flynn.
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I didn't even watch this. Why are you watching political drama
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>women thinking in the here and now and not the whole picture
Comey is a snake, has always been a snake, and will always be a snake. He tried to play both sides of politics, and ended up biting his own ass in the process. He should be thankful that Trump won and he just got fired, instead of Clinton winning and him ending up having a fatal accident while lifting weights for the first time in his life hours before he was scheduled to testify against her.
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>>37592846
On 8/24/16 Trump called out Comey's critics as unpatriotic for calling Comey a liar.
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BLACK ME UP SCOTTY
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>>37592526
did you take this picture OP?
i really like it
it made me hmmm
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>>37593104
I did not didn't take it
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>>37593225
where did you did not get it then
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Are we all settling? I've yet to have sex with a girl who I found "hot". They're either "meh" or "she's ok". Is this just my problem or is it a problem for all men (even Chad)?
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>Having sex with women
NORMIE GET THE FUCK OUT
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>>37592337
Op here. I've only had sex with 5 different women on 5 occasions. I'm 24
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>>37592233
I've intentionally only pursued women in their 40's and who were either fat or not very good looking, or both. The thought of sleeping with someone who I find genuinely attractive and would find me attractive in return is such an absurdity that I don't even consider it.
It isn't worth it, by the way.
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abcuckdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
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>>37591873
I honestly don't know what it is about this fetish that makes people so incredibly insecure
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>>37591873
I swear theres like hundres of women whove done BLACKED now but its still Elsa Jean that gets posted and that gets pol pissed off
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>>37591892
>fetish
it's literally just vanilla porn
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why is my mind constantly racing with such random shit and hyper fast connections between everything?
I don't think I'm highly intelligent or anything but my mind just seems to buzz at a higher rate than normal people. and there's so much random nonsensical shit running through it
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You're ascending.
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>>37591608
i have that too, currently i'm trying to meditate to calm my brain down and become better at controlling my thoughts and ignoring nonsensical, paranoid, anxious thoughts.
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>tfw to intelligent to think slow
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Why is this allowed /r9k/?
>AC suddenly not working, blows air but not cold
>Friend refers me to company #1
>Call them and the next day this cuban driving a nice pickup comes to my house
>Inspects unit and says that the compressor is done for and needs to be replaced which would cost $1600
>Despite being a 2014 model with the fan motor working
>Give him 50 bucks for the service call and decide to have a second opinion
>Company #2 guy arrives in 1 hour of calling he tells me to turn the AC on and he gets straight to work
>Within 1 minute of looking at it he says "I know what's wrong" to his partner he's training
>Says the capacitor is burned, replaces it, and it starts working
>70 dollars for the service call and 70 dollars for the part and I have cool air again
So tell me /r9k/, why the fuck is this allowed? I almost got scammed out of 1600 because of this cuban fuck. I basically paid him 50 dollars to scam me while the other person got the full 140 and fixed it in 5 minutes. What would you do.
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>>37591475
You could only hire white people and cut out like >80% of the scammers probably.
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>>37591505
Makes sense. There are a lot of hispanics and blacks here. No wonder Cuba is a communist shithole with everyone scamming each other and taking 6 hour siestas.
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>>37591475
Btw the scammer company has full 5 star reviews. Why...
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Ever since I got a job my mom has been asking me for money.
How do I get her to stop? She chooses to be unemployed and will not look for a job.
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>>37591393
Tell he to start selling weed
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Do you live with her? Parents asking their kids for "rent" is a common thing, she kind of has the upper hand on this if you live with her
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>>37591393
move out now
i fell for the living with parents while paying rent meme and they lied cheated and stole from me for 3 years
MOVE OUT
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When was the last time someone messaged you on facebook
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When was it anon
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>having Facebook
Origineleoon
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enjoy you're botnet
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>>37591352
Yesterday. Sent something I found funny to my oneitis and she also found it funny. Teased her a bit and she gave me a straightforward answer.