>"Kyaaa!~ Ara ara, what are we gonna do on the bed Anon-kun desu? Uhm....d-did I say it right? This is so embarrassing..."
What do you do?
>>37599805
MUUUUUUUUUUUHHHH~~
*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP* *Spreading shit on the bed with his tail*
Flush that disgusting creature down the toilet.
>>37599805
I don't like fat black girls
>HONK HONK HONK
>BEEEEEEEEEP
The wagecucks favorite part of the day has started.
>>37599672
Thisgave me an idea: introduce honking fines. Hang signs that read, "Don't honk! $350 penalty." Wagies can't help themselves and honk anyway, generating fine revenue and more tendiebux for us.
>>37600012
Well memed honk
Can robot wagies exist?
>somebody replies to your post without linking to it
Post like a man you fucking coward.
Make me frogcuck
>implying I would ever give out free (You)s for those who are not worthy
don't be a baitman then
Any planting bots here?if so whatcha growing?
>>37599536
Not my seed
I have a basil and a strawberry plant but I live in a flat. I'm moving soon to another flat with a balcony so I hope I'll be able to grow some other stuff there!
There are a lot of other plants in my house but it's mostly my parents' and they're decorative
Mostly a strain I've had a few years. It's a Jamaican seed (male) crossed with OG Purp from an Oakland clone. I've kept it going for about 7 years. I sprouted some random seeds too. Mostly seeds I've collected over the years.
Ceci n'est pas une message originale
>>37599407
>une message
Un message
Un
que paso taco
The Treachery of /r9k/
Truly a classic piece.
Reasons you haven't killed yourself yet
pic related
>>37599284
Bumping for interest in original
>>37599284
Mom and one friend would be devastated. And psychedellics once a month help me curb the urges. But really when my mom dies id probably heavily turn towards following through the thoughts I have daily and off myself.
The only other thing is to become a dad I think and spread my good genes into another generation. But who am I kidding with that? I'm a social autist.
Last girl that showed interest in me I had a panic attack in front of. And she completely tried to help comfort me, during and after it. I ended up reading her cause I was completely embarrassed since she saw me like that after only like the 3rd time we hung out
>>37599563
Deading*
It's been a year since I graduated from high school. I completed my first semester of community college. Wagecucking for the summer. I'm slowly losing interest in the things I once loved. I feel like I'm becoming an empty husk that's only purpose is to work and eat. Is this only the beginning?
Working is awful
>>37599250
Pretty much, it can get better. But then you'll have those better memories to look back on, and be like shit its gotten worse.
Now its shit again and you regret ever living
>>37599250
7 months into wagecucking and my life has become boring. I just count the days until the next holiday... 6 weeks more.
dunsel is gay
>>37599156
>this cat
i like this cat
i wish he was my friend
>>37599174
I thought you killed yourself how unfortunate
>>37599174
>you are being nearly lewd in a other thread
ayyy
also it will be forever my cat
>album still not arrived
>Fuck me hard and breed me anon. Shoot your sperm deep inside my pussy! Make my belly big with your seed, force me to have a mixed baby!
What did she mean by this?
BRAAAAAAAAAAARP
originalio lariginalio
>>37599003
To remind us of our civilising mission.
She desires to be BLEACHED
>tfw no qt androgynous French infantry gf
Are historical waifus best waifus?
Kinda, i still dont get the french infantiry waifu...
>>37598871
>Are historical waifus best waifus?
yes, sounds like you have become enlightened, my friend
where does one acquire androgynous historical gfs?
>fapped for 3 hours
>i always grip too hard without noticing, and then release and so on.
>wrist hurts now
>>37598840
OP ya gonna get CTS if you're not careful
>>37598840
Pls fap safely op. Ur pepe is only one and delicate
>>37598840
maybe this will help
> oregano
>decide to call my dad because I haven't talked to him in a while
>dad is pretty cool but didn't want anything to do with me ever
>he doesn't even know I have aspergers
>I'm getting my diving license and I though I'd talk to him about that since he has one too
>reception is so bad that we can barely hear eachother over the phone
>he keeps hanging up and I have to call him back
>"h-h-hello?"
>I try to listen to him and talk myself but can't because of shitty rural reception
>it doesn't really help that I can barely speak properly
>call him once more
>hear him laugh, honestly sounds liek he was laughing at me
>"I'll probably call you later, anon" he says with a loud voice
>hangs up
>send him a text "the reception is bad I can't hear you"
>hasn't answered yet
I can't even talk to my own dad without sperging out
shit like this ruins my entire day and I just want a cool dad
At least your dad is alive
you can have a cool dad in your mind
he just needs to die so your imagination can take over.
>>37598684
hahahahahah cant even talk to your dad wew what a life
high school thread
post stories of highschool. It could be fragments, or it can be the whole lot. It doesn't have to be heroic or funny, or sad, it just has to be you
>tfw none of your three friends have the same lunch period as you and you are left to fend for yourself
>>37598656
>come late to school, sent to reception to register coming late(I don't know why they did it that way)
>receptionist tells me: "Why are you late? If I come in late I don't get paid."
>I pause for a second and respond: "Yeah, but we pay to come here."
>get sent to principal's office, told I have to apologise or get detention
>say I'll take detention
>never get detention
>>37598656
>pop paper bag during lunch
>told I could have caused a scare like columbine
>get detention
You irl
[originale commente]
No you got it wrong, it's more like
Why was I not given a fair chance in life all I ever wanted was to fit in and be a normal person but either a crippling physical or mental defect has stopped me from doing so Ive been bullied since an early age and have no social skills and the very same people who actively ruined my life are now all successful and considered good people by the general populace and I'm still stuck in my hole that i will bever crawl out of because I was never able to become a part of society why did this happen to me?
>>37598917
Yeah this is more accurate
>>37598917
this. if you have the mentality of ops pic related chances are you are a normie
Genuinely curious, when I look at some people its kind of inspiring how much faith and love they put into a god they've never seen or loved, it almost makes me want to put the same amount of love and faith into it, but I feel like even if there is a god, its abandoned us for quite some time now.
I believe in a god that loves us all. It's just blind faith, and it's easier to believe that way. I don't believe in god in a traditional sense I guess, call it deism, really. I think this world is imperfect because god set the universe in motion and let it run like clockwork. One day he'll envelop us all in his eternal love. Or so I hope.
God exists, but we're like toys to him. He enjoys watching us suffer.
if god exists, he has a lot of explaining to do.