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>>37601679
>sexual liberation

There is nothing about libert on that disgusting and degenerated lifestyle of the vile normalfags.

Oh boy that sure is some tasty bait. Come and get it fellas!

>>37601679
Kek
Womrns liberation was liberstion from the shame of sucking 13 different chad cocks.

>>37601640
Robot in the yellow shirt

>>37601640
Just get a job and hustle for a better one and your schedule essentially fills itself. It's a feedback loop.

No amount of partying will fill a life void of meaning no matter how hard those in the picture try hehe

>>37601633
Most white people are ugly neckbeards

>>37601642
All non-whites are just ugly as sin

>>37601681
Japanese babes? I think not.

so u sayin...

hol up

She tugs you off with both hands
You day dream about being in a band.

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>spend all day on the computer
>chad finds out new ways to do her

>>37601252
>tfw no feedee bf
why are straight male feeders so rare?

>>37601276
>tfw no feedee gf

I don't even wanna make a girl a landwhale I just wanna take a skinny girl and make her thicc/bbw. Also straight male feeders aren't rare at all lol

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I'll never have the opportunity.

Unbelievable. To think someone here has made posts that weren't the unvarnished the truth

>>37601189
Don't lie, that's your Netflix and Chill face

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>>37601189
>mfw I've spent years making up bullshit stories on 4chan for years for personal entertainment value
>mfw I've spent years
>on 4chan for years
Well well wellerino look who can't speakerino

>>37601178
Shave regularly, get cool clothes, get a good haircut, whiten your teeth, get rid of acne if you have it, smell good

The biggest thing that draws women is assertiveness and confidence. Speak with authority and conduct yourself like you are in control. Women can pinpoint nervousness or weakness like a hawk.

This doesn't mean be a dick though. The only men who can get away with being assholes to women are 10/10 chads. I don't think you are one given this post.

But you also can't be too nice, needy, or clingy. Be polite and respectful but not overly nice or complimentary.

Learn how to relate to women and engage in conversations with them.

Also, make sure you have a job and your own living place, living with your parents is a no no and also being a NEET. You also need to be able to drive.

>>37601419
Some women have told me I'm obnoxious. They say you might not be wanting to be, but you give off that vibe. Should i drop the whole bring cocky mean persona, and just be nice?

>>37601178
>want to change. I want to be the alpha who steals other men's women.

that is not alpha that is cuck as fuck. nothing alpha about going for sloppy seconds.

>>37600861
Another day contributing to society instead of being a loser like some people here

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shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no talkie

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Does this cup look empty to you?

>>37600623
I skimmed over it.

the emotionally insightful sex can't process anything it seems

"w-what happened guis they wanted to sex me X("

the never ending cycle of female empowerment and victimhood never ends.

they are sacred cows

>>37600702
That is some beautiful poetry

>>37600623
>Stop! I cried. I must have laughed from the embarrassment and the ridiculousness of the situation. Women, after all, are supposed to be cool, and take any form of sexual harassment with a laugh. But I still told him to stop.

I'm fucking done with women.

Society never abused me. Some people did, but the majority of people don't know or care I exist, pretty much like I don't care about 99% of the people I meet on a daily basis.

The best way to abuse the people who abused you is get rich, get fit, steal the abuser's women. (most abusers are just beta cucks really)

Once the Autist King rise, we will follow him

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>>37600414
Normal people don't think like you

It's your ideal world though, you can have anything that you want.

>>37600468
Please define "normal people", because my idea of normality is dysfunction and failure.

I don't want to be racist. I've lived around black people my whole life, (always been neighbors, classmates and coworkers), and I think it's only morally correct that every person should be treated the same, regardless of how they look.

But at the same time if I'm going to write a story there aren't going to be any minority characters in it. I guess I prefer specific aesthetics and black people don't fit in that mold.

you're racist and evil I hope you get raped by niggers

>Lancia Stratos Zero
Nice taste, original message

>>37600710
I like to look at pictures of nice cars that are rotting in storage because the rich fucks that buy them never actually drive them anywhere

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>>37600277
fucking lancia has such neat car designs

>>37600170
Great ass! Can I have more m'lady?

He's thirty and working retail?

Yikes. Yep he's robotic

>>37601592
He has like 30+ RL friends and literally just had like 3 of his childhood friends over.

He is not a robot.

create something great

oh, wait, that takes work and talent

let a man fuck your anus

>>37599906
no man would ever fuck my anus... even if i'd pay them.

im ugly af.

it's literally some autistic beta indian sperg's fantasy

he's trying to take the jerry Seinfeld model and insert himself with hot girls to trick the viewers

it's basically brainwashing

>>37599866
He's more attractive than the woman in this pic. What's unrealistic? I haven't watched the show post more pics if there's a real example of it.

>>37599866
Nah, my Chad friend got pissed off that his cute ex is with an Indian manlet now. It's really funny.

It does indeed happen, I've seen other cases too, like white girl with Far East Asian etc