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checkmate in 1, whacha do?
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>>37604394
Call in a drone strike, obvs
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>>37604460
kek, on it anon
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shit mang where do you play this online?
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Tfw r9k is a red board but has barely any nudes.
R9k is finally becoming a /nice/ board.
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>placing whiteout, a random mediocre flavor, next to those absolute legends
Whoever took that picture disgusts me. No understanding of Mountain Dew culture
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>>37604429
Even the "legends" have been replaced.
Behold!
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>>37604429
This. Replace it with Baja Blast and you have the Mt. Rushmore of Dew
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have diarrhea, need solutions
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>>37604174
Imodium bro
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Drink an extra glass or two of water today.
Diarrhea dehydrates you surprisingly fast.
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>>37604315
This. Buy generic, it says "anti-diarrhea" and the ingredient will say "loperamide".
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>Anon! You are NOT spending another Friday night sitting inside on that stupid computer! Let's find some adventure!
*montage sequence of the two of you playing, laughing, dancing, and generally enjoying life*
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I work late on Friday nights
Fuck off ree
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*montage of me talking to cops after shooting the home invader*
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>>37604093
I'm glad my gf enjoys staying in and doing nothing but playing yugioh cards
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>22-year-old neet dropout
>decided to find minimum wage job 3 days ago
>things are going well
>all i wanted to do was boxing but my mother ruined it for me and threatened to kill herself if i continue
>she is disappointed on me for my lack of interest in a good career
>accepted to finish my studies and get GED and that i would consider her opinion about following a career less than a week ago
>today my old gloves are gone
>There is only 3 people that were in my room in the last 6 months
>my mom, my dad that hadn't seen in 2 years and I only have contact via calls and my only friend who I've been friends with since i was 14
>everything else is still there
>my mom is having a mental breakdown about how she didnt do it and rambling about how it's someone trying to hurt me until I'm a hobo
>Already considered suicide heavily last year
I'm losing it /r9k/ they were the only 3 people i had real life contact and some resemblances of trust. I know it's probably my shitty mother, but she is my financial sustain and I'm afraid she will kill herself if I leave my home and yet all i want to do is fucking punch her in the face.
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>>37604072
>mummy touched my punching gloves
>better kill myself
I love /r9k/. don't you change-- your misery pleases kek
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>>37604183
I hope someone you trust destroys something that was important to you.
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>>37604072
It's simple dude, just become a professional boxer and let your mother live her life as she pleases. Everyone is entitled to live how they want and she can't hold this over you. If she wants to kill herself, that's her business and it has nothing to do with you.
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>just submitted my master's thesis
>scared of errors
>scared they'll fail me
>don't even dare to open the thesis in case I would detect a big flaw I didn't see in my revisions and stress myself out
Anyone else here had fears about their thesis or dissertation? I'm just so scared about having overlooked something big.
Also /uni/ thread I suppose.
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>>37604040
You already submitted it. Just forget about all that.
By the time you get back the marks, you'd probably have forgotten anything you wrote. Don't bother reviewing your paper after submitting it. There's nothing you can change at this point and you would only feel worse if you find a glaring mistake...Or in my case, I did fucked up pretty hard but the lecturer didn't notice it either so kek.
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>>37604328
Yeah, I've been reading websites and apparently having some mistakes in your thesis isn't terribly uncommon and they won't fail you for it.
I feel a bit better now actually, but I was intensely stressed.
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Just went to my last class. Only finals left and then dropping out
I've been wanting to drop out of school ever since I can remember. Finally...
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This is a girl(male), are you ready to admit it's not gay to like her?Yes, this is yet another desparate attempt to reach her, I love you Isla, please chat with me again
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>>37603678
PATHETIC ORBITER NECK YOURSELF
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>>37603776
I'm not even an Orbiter, I'm more of a Comet which got close to her once and is trying to go to perpetual orbit
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>>37603822
A COMET IS IN A HIGHLY ELLIPTICAL ORBIT BUT AN ORBIT NONETHELESS.
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Just posting the updated de-normified version of that "why you don't have a girlfriend" venn diagram.
Friendly reminder that normies will instinctively deny everything in pic related, despite the fact that it's entirely true for the vast majority of robots here.
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Might as well post the infograph on female hypergamy as well in case anyone hasn't seen it.
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>>37604088
>le autist memesters and their le delusional infographics
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>>37604122
The hypergamy infograph is taken from a survey. Go ahead and post evidence contradicting it if you'd like to rebuttal my claim.
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any robots up for harassing a pedo? 2017-06-09 04:58:24 Post No.37603508
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any robots up for harassing a pedo?
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This sex offender convicted 3rd degree assault on a minor threatened me by saying he's coming to my house because I "touched" his old lady. I told him to come over and egged him on I desperately want to put buckshot into his chest. He bitched out but fuck this pedo bastard i'm doxxing him.
https://sor.nebraska.gov/Registry/Offender/201009QKH
Have fun lads
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>>37603508
wow he's on the same you get put on for peeing near playground
I hope this guy fucks you up desu
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Post this link on the Facebook page of his job.
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>>37603550
Third degree means no physical harm during the rape you idiot.
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Select all road signs
>selects all cars
Select all cars
>selects all road signs
Can't wait to see driverless cars crashing everywhere because of me!
Who else here /mischief/ ?
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>select cars until there are none left
>select them
>ok seems good
>please try again
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH WHY THE FUCK DOES IT ALWAYS FAIL
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>>37603708
>not hitting refresh until an easy one comes up
amateur
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lately I've been seeing some "select all shorts" and it will show a picture of booty shorts on a woman. makes me want to use legacy captcha
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this qt has been killed in the london attacks
>tfw you will never save her
>tfw she will never become your wife
>tfw you will never make aryan kids with her
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RIP stacy
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>save her
>"eww get off me you creep"
>goes off to marry chad
>goes off to have mixed race children
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>>37603307
Queque, original
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What mental illnesses do you have /r9k/?
>be ocd
>get feelings that i feel might mean i'm doomed for eternal torture
>after reading about garham's number, afraid that therae would be pain to the degree of that number
>this was going on for two years
Sometimes I feel like I'd need to erase my memories of these feelings for it to go away completely, I'm too scared of ECT tho
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>>37603187
>be ocd
>parents close the door
>no objects clean enough to touch to use to open the door
>stuck in the basement for two days
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I don't know if mine are considered mental illness. I think mental illness means that you're schizophrenic.
I got diagnosed at 29 with the following
1.autism
2.schizoid personality disorder
3.severe depression
4.anxiety
5.ocd
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>>37603299
Those are all mental illnesses, dummy
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"I'm sure you'll end up with someone, Gregbury. You're not the kind of guy who would make a girl's heart race, but you make people feel calm and secure. You're the kind of guy who, one day, a girl will realize that even if you're not the one she wants, you might be the one she needs."
A female friend of mine told me this last night. Should I feel offended?
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>>37603141
yes
GREGBURY
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>>37603141
Fucking blank that slut
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Yes, that seems really harsh. Hope she was just joking.
That is basically the same thing Louis CK said "you'll be the branch she grabs on her way down". She saying you will be some girl's last resort.
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>in a couple decades, even the shittiest computers will be able to run games with photorealistic graphics at any framerate
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>you will be dead within the next two decades and never get to experience true VR
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>>37603165
why u gonna dead, anon?
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>>37603165
Hopefully you'll be reborn in your anime world, anon-chan
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if you could ask >him or >her one question that'd they would completely forget, what would you ask?
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Did Bush do 9/11?
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How come we don't even talk no more?
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Not "did you really like me", I know she was interested. I was too, but never said anything and it soured an she lost interest. That was about 3 years ago now. Took me way too long (1.5-2 years) to get over it, but I've moved on. Recently saw she got a boyfriend. It sorta helps, it fully crushes that small, futile hope that she'd still be interested whenever it appears. Doesn't hurt any more.