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>tfw no qt3.14 time traveling photographer gf.
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>>37608263
I didn't ask for these feels.
Feels something awful, man...
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>>37608295
Me too, anon. I've been thinking about a Max gf all day. I have never been this in love with a fictional character. I wish girls like her existed IRL.
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>>37608263
She's cute and I like her personality, but I don't think we'd have good chemistry together. Something tells me a relationship between an autistic loser and a less autistic semi-loser wouldn't work out.

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c-can anyone tell me what type of vans these are?
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Vans Authentic
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>>37608229
thx anon
afsadasfvda
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Those aren't vans, you retard, they're shoes.

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Why haven't you taken the langan pill yet?

>195 IQ
>Proved the existence of god
>Lives comfy life on a ranch with his wife and dogs
>Bodybuilder
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>>37608171
>My IQ is shit.
>If god were to exist he would be dissapointed.
>Live in a shit appartment and have never had a gf.
>skinny manlet

Gee I dunno lolz
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>>37608171
his IQ will pierce the heavens!
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>>37608171
>Still hasn't proven the existance of god though.
>too stupid to realize that whether god exists or not, it would make zero change to his life

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How do you deal with jealousy from other people directed towards you?

Like family and coworkers
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>>37608126
>How do you deal with jealousy from other people directed towards you?
I know it's petty, but I secretly enjoy it when others are jealous of me.

It's like we're in some secret contest and I'm winning. I try not to think like this, though. If someone is jealous of you, the right thing to do is pay them no mind/
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>>37608162
The normalfag psyche, ladies and gentlemen

Everything is definitely not here
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>>37608210
Well what's the psyche for dealing with jealously, then?

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>"man I love those dank memes!"
>"I hear 4chan is really mean so I stick with iFunny"
>"I'm such a nerd I've seen all the Marvel movies"
>"Le"
What else do they say that pisses you off! (Pic unrelated)
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>Why are you always so quiet anon?
It doesn't really make angry it just makes me sad. I've tried social activities but they're just not fun for me unless i'm high/drunk. Besides I've got nothing to say
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>>37608111
>Love will find it's way to you anon, don't try so hard to find a gf!
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>Man it's funny to watch people die on the internet. Have you ever been to 4chan slash b slash?
>Don't be so shy, anon!
>Haha I have crippling depression XD
>Have you ever seen filthy frank?

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>drop out of college
>be NEET for 2 years, pushing on 3
>have crippling anxiety so every time I get a job I quit
>getting kicked out of house and now have to get a job
> now I can't because of NEET time, no references, and bad employment record

And I was just reading the wagie thread were the guy making 55k could barely make it. Should I just kill myself? Not even memeing its the only option I can see, seeing as I can't even get a wagie job now. Not that I could survive on it anyways but at least I'd be able to eat while I'm homeless.
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>tfw it's another he accidentally his life thread.
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>>37608083
>the guy making 55k could barely make it
That's because he was a dumb nigger with lavish wants and no self-control. If you can't make it on $55k, you're a fucking idiot.
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>>37608190
Isn't 55k the 20k of places like San Francisco? Not american, don't know to what extent this is true, but otherwise yeah, I can't even imagine how I'd spend 55k without being deliberately wasteful.

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How easy is *anorexic *goth Stacy's life?
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don't know, don't originally care. If she wants she could probably catch someone's dick
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>>37608024
BDD is a psychologically crippling nightmare. Imagine this place yet more ambient and you can never log off.
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Is that a public restroom?

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Hmm... If women are having more sex than ever why are there so many male virgins?
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>>37607685
Stop making the same threads over and over again
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>>37607703
>>37607720
This is my first time posting
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>>37607685
Need a source. According to a study cited by the LA Times Millenials as a whole have the least amount of sex than any generation in recent history

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Mines like 3 or 3 if i'm lucky
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>>37607649
>he has social media
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>How many non relative females like your post on social media
GET OUUT REEEEE
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Only one, if I'm lucky. It's my girlfriend though, so does that count?

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>tfw 25
>tfw literally 0 achievements in life
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Start frequenting /diy/ my man
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>tfw going to be 27 in two weeks
>tfw starting my first job in a week
>tfw going to move out to my own place in a week

I'm not sure how I feel about this.
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>>37607632
>turning 24 in a month
>in love with an 18 year old
>working a wagecuck tier job
>still haven't finished school

Boy life sure is complex

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my brobots, I need help and advice. I met this girl 7 years ago when she was model status beautiful/10. she moved away and came back. totally catfished me on jewbook. Idk if I should die inside and put up with her or live forever alone. t. verifiable chad
>gained massive weight (obese II)
>crippling credit card debt
>been divorced once
>has kid
>kid has congenital conditions
>she carries hereditary diseases/ illnesses
>no job
>no education
>dyes her hair
>Hates Trump
>Hates memes
>cant keep up with a sesquipedalian
>tattoos and piercings in all the wrong places
>jew
>needy
>jealous
>controlling
>social media obsessed
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>>37607585
Absolutely not man, kick her fat gross ass to the curb.
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>>37607585
>are terrible girlfriends better than no girlfriend?
hah no. Freedom is great
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>>37607585
>are terrible girlfriends better than no girlfriend?

Fuck no. No terrible partner is worthwhile. If you can't be comfortable with the company of yourself, then you're just clinging onto someone to avoid loneliness. At that point you two are a disaster waiting to happen.

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Is it better to fap before or after working out? Would thinking about hot women while working out give you a test boost?
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>>37607564
I would also like to know this too
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>fapping ever

Oi
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>>37607564
i get tired after fapping and that is bad for working out
worrying about testosterone is bad for test levels

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>Where you going, whiteboi?
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>>37607518
n... n... n.. n-n-n-n-n-ni-n-n-n...
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>>37607518
sorry, i dont speak africa
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>"I-I need to go impregnate my fertile Ayran wife thank you very much."

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Anyone else feel like they all alone in the world?
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>>37607381
but anon you ARE alone in the world.
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IM LOST IN THE WOOOOOORRRELLLLDDDD
BEEN DOOOOOWN MY WHOLE LIIIIFEEE
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yes. I even try to make friends with robots here but they all either live on the other side of the earth or ghost me or both. FUCK.

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So somebody I talk to over steam mentioned that there are websites advertising prostitutes and that I could probably find one for my local area. I don't want to just go googling 'local whores' so how would I go about finding one of these sites?
Even if I don't ever use it I think it'd be nice to see the prices and what's available.
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>>37607227
You honk the horn and they will wave at you.
Then pull around the corner ask them about nude modeling. A cop won't nude model but a whore knows..
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>>37607280
I don't actually live in or near a big city so I can't actually just drive around and look for them.
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Backpage is probably the easiest but it's also totally random on the quality of girl you'll get
Occasionally you can still find girls on Craigslists, that's where I found pic related, just look in the w4m ads

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