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>messaging robot
>he mistakes your shyness for being bored
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same, just genders reversed
have a pepe
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>messaging fembot
>she gets bored of my shyness
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>>37618952
write more than a sentence so the two can be differentiated then ffs.
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>spent a decade and a half whining about never having sex
>finally get the opportunity
>pussy out for no reason
WHY
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I don't know, give us more details
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Explain your failures annon.
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>>37618849
You were probably worried about premature ejaculation
lol
>been depressed for 3 years since the gf an i split
>thought it was for the best
>end up hating everyone and being lonely
>working shitty construction job for friends dad making less than 300 a month
>live day to day
>suicide probably gonna happen
But i just got a new job for a legit company, i started this week and have been working 35 hours, going to be making alot of money and with that comes confidence to ask girls out... will this be the end of my depression??
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>>37618771
>been depressed for 3 years
hello newfriend
>will this be the end of my depression??
if you're normie, then yes
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>>37618963
You really think so?? Thanks anon! Cant wait to be happy again
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>>37618771
Fuck. This might be me from future.
Do not want. Please, god, no....
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RECKONEEEEERRRRR, TAKE ME WWWWIIIIITTTHH YOOOOOU
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is that the lyrics for reckoner?
I love that song
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>>37618597
It is hard to tell but yos
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>>37618563
Dedicated to aaaaaaall huuuuuu aaaaaaaall human beeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaangs.
Daily reminder that only INFP males are true robots
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With the possible exception of I and E, these acronyms are largely meaningless.
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>>37618274
I/E is all that matters in the end. The rest just falls down to personal tastes, learning methods, and quirks.
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>>37618274
Daily reminder that MBTI is useless pseudoscience based off of magical thinking.
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How do I deal with the loneliness robots? I'm not exactly normalfag tier but I'm definitly no where near robot levels.
My online GF (Yes I know it's fucking shit but I've met her IRL 3 times and we were absolutely great together for one and a half years) broke up with me a month ago, and at first, and even still now it still hasn't effected me that much.
Now however, this feeling of stagnation and loneliness has crept over me. I'm just working a job now until the day I just go back to Vocational Schooling to finish my Programming shit. I'd be joining the military after, but until then, I just feel horrible. Every day it's just work, and then talk with online friends or play some video games. I don't know what to do. At least with a GF, I had someone to REALLY talk to, but I'm pretty sure (She wouldn't admit it) that she started getting depressed over something and decided to break up to be alone for a while.
What do I do? How do you all cope with the stagnation and loneliness of life without meeting anyone? I'm 18 and still living with my parents. I'm too lazy to actually go do something proactive. All I do is work and stay home up to 4 in the morning.
>NORMALFAG GET OUT
If you want, I can tell what a good, humble, and non-toxic relationship is like. Not here to boast or anything, just want help.
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I shitpost on whisper and occasionally masturbate with women from there.
still a 25 year old virgin though.
Try finding an online community to become friends with. ive been hanging out with the same people for like 6 years because we played on a WoW Private server together.
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>>37618267
Already part of an RP server and community. That doesn't bring any real joy though. I do hang out with more closer friends online, who are also online friends, though one is a real friend. That's still not helpful.
I'm talking of the loneliness of no one to truly love. Everyone you are around can be friendly as hell, but with no one to truly dedicate your heart towards, it feels like an empty, wasting feeling in your life, where everything slows down as life just drones on with no excitement, nothing to aspire towards.
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>>37618267
>>37618294
And to add, I could always go on Tinder or whatever you said and do something like that, but I want something beyond sex, like I had with my ex. I'll never find anyone like her though. With her past, she wasn't one to put a focus on sex, but instead just pure love between us. It's nothing short of agonizing that I will never ever find someone as pure and wholesome as her.
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Girl on right is what 4chan will end up marrying
y'all are certified trash
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Maybe if i'm lucky
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And by girl I mean the one in blue, not the dickbrain on the right you trap fucking toescum
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Id consider myself lucky.
She's not obese, and not incredibly ugly
her makeup and hair are kind of crap, but thats just temporary shit that can always change.
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>tfw about to go to sleep
>i have clean sheets and pillow case
>going to get clean in the shower before bed
>going to be comfy as fuck
>keeping the room cold and the blankets warm
>listening to a comfy podcast as I drift into dreamland
Who else here /comfycore/?
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>>37617693
Already started. June winters are the shit
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>extremely anxious 24/7
>insomniac
>haven't felt comfy in more than a decade
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>>37617818
hell yeah lets fucking go
>>37617857
I am so sorry
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Hey guys, can we get a comfy thread? Lately I've been trying to fill my life with comfy moments like making coffee when I wake up. What are some things that make you feel comfy?
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>think of comfy pic
>instantly think of pic related
comfy cat will join you friend
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This is a pretty comfy living set-up. The apartment I live in currently resembles this, but less japanese (no sliding door) and the other room is occupied by someone.
But the television placement, sofa, table and everything else is accurate. Even the cat.
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>>37617534
Kek, is that Bodil Joensen?
Is there a 4chan minecraft server that's updated and active? Or do you guys want to start one
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Bumping for r9k server
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op pls don't kill yourself after the inevitable incoming wave of minecraftfag bullying
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>>37617314
Every minecraft server I've joined died after a month max. After about a week, it was just me and the mods showing up. Then I tried to ask the mods if anyone was showing up when I wasn't on, but I sperged out, dropped my spaghetti, and disconnected. A week later the server was kill and I could no longer connect.
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>you will never have a best friend who you can talk to about anything
>you will never have a best friend who you can always count on
>you will never hold hands for the first time
>you will never have a first kiss
>you will never have a first girlfriend
>you will never lose your virginity
>you will never experience your first breakup
>you will never think that the person you're with is the person you want to spend the rest of your life with
>you will never be married
>you will never have kids
>you will have to bury your parents
>you will be that one weird guy that nobody in the family has spoken to in years or decades
>you will die completely alone
>you will be forgotten the year of your death
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>tfw all points are correct
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actually, none of these are true. my life owns.
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>>37616961
>There was this girl
>I only understood myself because we talked about anything
>She committed suicide
>No note
It's been years and I'm still waiting for her to call, send an email, or show up at the door.
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>tfw robots here who can't even lift
>tfw a girl is stronger than you
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so what? I don't need to overpower a girl, I'm not that insecure
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>>37616909
you would tho, my brothers girlfriend lifts a lot and so does my brother. I do nothing and am quite a skinnyfag and still when we arm wrestled it wasnMt even a challenge. You guys don't understand how week women are
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>>37616892
>girl
>lift
what is that like 8 pounds?
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>be me
>started browsing 4chan about 1 year ago
>relatively healthy individual
>fast forward to now
>more introverted and misogynistic
>easily irritated
You guys fucking corrupted me
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>>37616773
shut up you fucking retard
you're problems are you're own
stop makign excuses
start lifting
start improving yourself
oh wait you'll just keep shifting the blame like all of /r9k/
worthless faggots the lot of you
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>>37616773
Try 5 years of this shit.it's actually made me a better person. I was on the road toward the ultimate destruction before i found this place. it saved me
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>>37616802
/pol/ made me a better person
i've started browsing this place just recently and don't see how anyone can get anything out of this place that just wallows in self pity nonstop
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please comment originally in my thread
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>>37616654
I don't actually dislike people from different national origins or races.
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I want to end my life in the most grueling, painful way possible.
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no you daft piece of shit ORIGONALITYYYYY
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> tfw it's impossible for you to have a high school romance where you accidentally show off your box of condoms to everybody while you're walking home with your gf, causing them to fantasize madly about whatever you're doing
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>>37616445
Are you fucking retarded? Accidentally showing off condoms? Everyone except for you fucked in high school. Showing condoms wasn't and isn't a taboo; anyone and everyone had them. No one would ever give a shit or give it a second thought. Thinking anyone would ever actually care about you carrying a box with pieces of latex in them is not only wishful thinking, but even if it did happen the effects you expect are nothing but pure fantasy and doesn't happen anywhere ever. Dumbass.
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>>37616765
Hey man, chill out. Blow some balloon animals.
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>>37616445
>using condoms
Don't get goopy with people you can't trust to bareback.