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why is he still relevant
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is he though
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>>39263141
People stopped caring about him like, a year ago my man.
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>>39263141
he really isn't
was he ever?
anyone else lack the will to lie but also too afraid of possible pain and possible ramifications of failing so you dont pull the trigger?
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p much im down to die
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I DID IT BOYS, i GOT A JOB
next thing you know I'll be poppin pussies and looking at boobs irl
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Good shit anon, what's your job?
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>>39264049
Potwashing
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>>39264064
kek
this is original REEEEEEEE
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I just watched this video and realized it's been 11 years since Oblivion was released
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qyzxm6nH23I&t=30s
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>Tfw you will never be this baby
>You will never be breast fed by your own personal black mammy
Why live?
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>>39263034
I feel the same way too anon.
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>you will never be molested by her
>Are you ready for your pelvic exam, fembot?
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>Be medfag
>The only "intimate" things I have ever done with anyone were through examinations
At least that's over now. Obs and gynae was a fucking nightmare.
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>>39263114
r u indian
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>>39263164
Obviously m8.
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>oh anon you are so silly, size doesn't matte-
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>putting the can behind where the dick starts
Pathetic little cheater.
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>>39262946
>being so stupid you dont know the length of an inch.
Protip the right one is around 4.
If she wasnt a slut then a small dick would be alright for her....
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>>39263119
is this autism or shitposting
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Asian here.
I'm so sorry Asian and white ""men"". We all knew it was only a matter of BBC.
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thats okay i dont like gooks
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i'm looking to meet new people from r9k. i like to cook and i listen to indie garbage. i like to vc more than anything. add me/add me to your servers.
slate#0886
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>Dad, I prepared for several months to finally come out to you... And the first thing you suggest is going to a STRIP CLUB!?
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>Started college this week
>Think it's gonna be great
>classes start
>just like highschool just living on your own and more work
>Hate it
>realize I still have 4 more years of this left
>Can't even drop out cause I'll end up disappointing my entire family
>Wouldn't be able to look at my parents knowing I'm a disappointment to them
Fuck my life
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLHeARUb7-4
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My ex gf was a syrian (canadian passport) short gamer girl qt
>tfw she supportrd me in dota in safe lane
>tfw she was rich and would pay for our hotel visits
>tfw played with her boobs, gave me a handjob+blowjob
>pic related is mfw taking an arab girls virtue beforeher marriage
AMA
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>tfw no refugee gf
Pls end my lyfu
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>Anon have you ever played willy wars before???
>The players wank their willies and whoever shoots the most willy milk get's to use the loser's bum as a fanny!!!
>I used to play with chinese keith but his sister told his parents and now he's not allowed to play any more!!
>We should have never let her watch! that's why no girls are allowed in willy wars anymore!
>My big fat willy used to always beat keith's little brown chinky one!!! :D
>But then when i used his bum he'd make SO MUCH WILLY JUICE it was crazy!!! and he used to beg me to shoot my willy juice in his bum!!!
>I think it was so his parents wouldn't see all the mess and get him in trouble, that's probably why he used to Iick up all the willymilk too!
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oi bruv this is fockin gay innit
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>>39263577
>oi bruv this is fockin gay innit
no
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>tfw you will never purposely lose willy wars so another boy will ram your butt
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The reason everyone is miserable is because we're like monkeys in tuxedo's having a dinner party.
>Humanity used to be composed of clans, 30-50 people would live and mingle together
>Everyone fucked everyone, everyone in the group helped raise the kids
>The men hunted, the women foraged
Now I'm not saying we should go back to those times, but that's how humanity lived for thousands of years. We've grown so large that any semblance of community is gone now, everyone is completely alone no matter how hard they try to pretend they're not. We're all miserable and we always will be because we're going against what we've done as a species since our inception.
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>>39262598
Chad's not alone.
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>>39262598
>we're all miserable and we always will be
not necessarily
it may be that those who flourish most in isolation while still reproducing somehow will direct the evolution
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>>39262598
>>Everyone fucked everyone, everyone in the group helped raise the kids
I don't think so. I don't think there are any examples of this is human socities or in any of our closest relatives.