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I want to know how important balls are in attractiveness as well

>>37620395
your balls look very wet and moist. Like a vagina.

>>37620478
It's a warm day and I have thiccc thunderthighs causing them to get real Sweaty

>>37620382
Protip: You fucking can't

originell sauce

>>37620419
origenel visceratio

I think someone needs to hug their family.

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>>37620231
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (1.75% content).

A useful script would be one that automatically detects shitty threads that get posted every single day. So many boards could benefit from that.

>>37620170
>tfw tall, average looking non autistic cyborg who could probably lose virginity easily
y-y-yeah I'm a Chad Lite(tm), I could d-definitely get a girl if I t-t-tried. I'm also really smart, I just don't try enough!

>calls himself non autistic
>"tfw would hate having to talk to the normie the body is attached to"
Something's not adding up here.

>>37620192
I'm AT LEAST average in looks. Not a chad but not ugly.

> I'm also really smart, I just don't try enough!
I graduated valedictorian fagget (and I'm also very rich ;) )

>>37620202
I can easily fake being a normie good enough to get friends/accomplish general things.

>tfw to intelligence

But anon, you're a retard

>>37619947
That feel when to intelligence to get a gf

Too, anon. Too.

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>>37619947
Same tbqh

Original comment

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>8 underage
Original for robot

You posted this on /ck/.

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>>37620022
yes, you are correct. right.

>>37619912
pale is the best skin you pleb

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>tfw pasty white
>go straight from pale to sunburned
>never had a tan

white is right and white is good

I hope the powers that be favor you before it's too late.

or maybe you should just favor yourself

same story ever told

>>37619836
i have no clue what the fuck this means and don't really care either i feel good.
I feel great.

>>37619853
oh well then keep doing it if it feels good

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>>37619739
It's not like they'd find anything bad on there, right? You've been a good boy.

>Some guy in my town had illegal (face sitting and beast) porn on his PC
>Took it into the local PC store so they could fix it
>He got reported to the police and arrested the next day

why are people this dumb

>>37619856
>face sitting
>illegal

Bampu! discord gg/ADGXJs

Bampuing discord gg/ADGXJs

bit of a newer server so there's a problem with activity, but hey who knows SPwdQE4

They just have the blind confidence that comes with being dumb

Race mixing is the new norm

Deal with it

The vast majority of white women don't date outside their own race, but nice cuck fantasy my dude.

If she's neutral about you, forget it.

If she "loves" or "hates" you, you're good.

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>>37619373
To a woman "no" just means try harder. It's your job as a man to understand that and give her what she wants.

>>37619373
My current girlfriend chased me for years, if a girl isn't coming onto you then honestly don't bother, they make their minds up in the first 15 seconds of meeting you. I only changed and got with my girlfriend because I got older and desperate, and girls don't get desperate

I dropped my standards by like 2 points by what I would normally consider datable and I'm much happier

dont care about looks
and i mean it, i dont judge people by their looks

>>37619309
The top half of her head looks really good, are those her natural lips?

Anyway as long they aren't deformed and actually have some feminine features, thats my standards.

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>>37619182
can we summon trip stanley?

this faggot is so ugly holy fucking shit stop posting his face 24/7 on here please
HOLY FUCK he's got a rat face
please stop it

>>37619193
show a pic of yourself

>origiaopgp

yeah it is cuz i live in a dorm and let other people work for me

>>37618997
jokes on you neetcuck, I never work on mondays.
I have 3 days of freedom

>Your two days of freedom
I dont even have that, i have to go to work in a bit