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>>37628492
You have realized that life is nothing but a bunch of nonsense and that it only exists because perfection does not exist. If perfection existed then nothing would exist, because nothing is perfect. To sum it up -whatever.

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>>37628492
My only advice is that you should try to live as easily/comfortably as possible.

>>37628590
>whatever

Exactly

What does that even mean
What's the difference

>>37628740
He thinks he's good looking but no one else thinks it

>>37628779
I bet OP is sludge or whatever that fat tripfag's with """""beautiful eyes""""" name is

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>>37628474
I think that image is false. There aren't any bones in the penis. It's moved by blood pressure, like spider limbs.

>>37629082
Surely not, why would someone go through the trouble to photoshop bones in the penile limb?

>>37629204
It provokes cringe in viewers, and could cause people to comment on it, resulting in (You)s

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>>37628473
Uhhh yeah man Indian dad's aren't so keen on seeing their daughters with white boys, fyi

>>37628473
ya but that curry smell is too mush for me desu

>>37628473
Indians give off this garlic and soury smell. I had an Indian friend in vocational school that I had too constantly tell him to put cologne or deordant on.

fat chick is equal to lanklet guy I've seen it a bunch

>>37628398
Look at it like this. You're probably a 5-6/10 on the attractive scale. Now then, that doesn't mean you can get 5's and 6's on a regular basis. If you get lucky you might get someone in the same league as you, and maybe one step higher but they usually have a plethora of mental issues that make it dangerous.
All the normal ones in my your league, on the other hand? They're going after 7-10/10 guys because the guys, because guys will fuck a woman as long as she isn't literally the she devil(usually, but outliers do exist). Women, on the other hand, set their standards higher and higher depending on past experience with other top tier men who've spelt with them, or expectations that are ingrained in women's heads due to a plethora of causes(feminism, entitlement, daddy's princess syndrome, etc.).
Either get buff or take what you can get. Prostitutes are also a option.

>>37628727
>my your league
Meant to say "your league"

>guys because the guys, because the guys
Meant to only say that once.

>other top tier men who've spelt with them
Meant to say slept

Sorry, really need to proofread my shit.

>>37628383
Women who grow up are all big whores, only cute lolis are pure.

>>37628383
not really. It depends on how much they still believe in adulthood.

>>37628395
Shut the fuck up OH

>try to play darkest dungeon
>play it for few days
>get bored and anxious
>watch ending on youtube
>stop playing

i'm 24 years old so my time on this planet is limited

Add me on Discord.

OhMyGod#3918

Thanks.

>>37628335
imagine diablo but with the world's most tedious and superfluous skill tree
also connectivity issues

You cant actually cuddle with a 2d trap waifu, you can with 3d trap waifu tho

>>37628251
fuck of gay faggot nobody likes you

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>>37628330
You can cuddle with the pillow Anon.
It's way softer then a 3D girl.

>>37628041
can you just finish peeling the oranges please

im hungry

>>37628041
It's from Noragatami right ?

>>37628041
Shaddup baby I know it

I doubt any girl has ever thought about me in a positive light. They've only briefly acknowledged my existence in disgust.

>>37627933
Actually lately I'm pretty sure that yes.
Or at least she think about me more than other girls I met, but I sill think about her more

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lol fuck no. I doubt anyone thinks about me immediately after I stop having to interact with them.

>>37627875
You might have to visit a doctor.

Is it really short when it happens? And does it happen randomly?

I think I get something similar. My vision will just blur up {with red and purplish colors like in your picture} and I'll kinda lose my sense of balance.

>>37627913
No it's constant. Like a layer of red on top of red. I had my eyes checked about 6 months back and there was no obvious pathologies

I'm not a robot tho. I'm a normie virgin who kissed a girl once

>>37627865
see this op >>37627884 ?
thats the kinda scum we call names cuz they infest our board

Because no one here knows enough social etiquette not to just constantly insult people. There's a reason robots don't have friends...

nah man i cant talk to people

>>37627677
>tfw no internet friendo

>>37627677
That's why people like us just type with friendos

Hey atheists, if the earth is a sphere, than why isn't there a curve in the horizon? Your science is flawed loll

Hey Atheists, if the Earth is millions of years old, then how come it's only 2017? You are wrong.

>>37627591
hey christians, if it's impossible for the universe to always be, or magically appear, why isn't it impossible for god to always be, or magically appear?

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set up innawoods with the weed and hunt for bigfoot/ayys/waifus

>>37627570
Sounds like a perfect night for Grindr give it a shot someone will come over and you might even find a dickgirl

>>37627570
I'll prob prowl and see if I cant get some dick tonight I got some cheap whiskey so I'll get drunk and have a guy come over to suck me off then tell him to go