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>Rich, white parents
>Given every opportunity to succeed
>Choose robot life anyway
>Parents don't criticise you because they're worried about triggering you
>don't have to worry about money, parents pay you cash just for waking up in the morning
>Do bare minimum study to progress through higher education
>Spend free time fucking onaholes, watching anime, playing vidya, drinking/smoking and shitposting

God likes me. I wouldn't have it any other way.
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>>37636858
>young /robotprinceling/
>well off parents
>haven't quite wasted all my opportunities yet
>sometimes get comfyguiltyfeels thinking about being poor

Was it the same for you?
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>>37636858
How'd you get doormat parents? I'm from a well-off family too, but my dad cut my older brother off for in his words "being a fucking loser". My older brother wasn't that bad either, he was just a faggot who liked to play guitar and didn't want to go to college.
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>>37638082
>Betabux dad who does anything my mum tells him, never goes against her wishes
>Super liberal crazy mum who believes her children are all special snowflake angels destined for greatness and incapable of doing wrong
>I do go to uni/college

That's how.

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My parents are making me go to university but my drive to do anything in life is nonexistent. The only things I genuinely enjoy doing is watching anime, browsing 4chan, playing video games, and weight training. I literally don't care about anything else. I don't like being social, I don't pursue sex or relationships, I don't see the point. I don't need sex when I can take care of my urges with masturbation and porn. And while I do crave the emotional bond with a women, it's futile, women don't like me anyway and most women my age are cold and shallow, only pursuing Chads for casual sex and milking betas for money. I don't care about changing the world, humans are fucked anyways. There's no particular subject in high school I enjoyed, I just pushed through and graduated because its what I was told to do and didn't want to disappoint my parents. But now that I'm an adult I've realized I find it hard to care about anything. I've got "my whole life ahead of me" yet I think about ending my life multiple times daily. And I've been thinking like this for years. What should I do with my life guys? Should I just kill myself? There's an extremely low chance of me reproducing or getting a meaningful job that contributes to society so I feel like I'd be doing the world a favor by killing myself. Sure, the funeral would cost something but that's nothing compared to all the resources I would drain by continuing on. All the air I would breathe, all the food I would consume, all the wasted energy. Better saved for useful people who might have a chance of improving our world.
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>go to uni
>get a comfy job
>40k salary
>buy apartment
>still shitpost

problem solved
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>>37636830
>Better saved for useful people
No such thing.
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>>37636830
someday even 4chan and video games will become empty
two illusions you need to stop believing in to feel better: the disappointment of others, and "wasting" resources
such things are only in your head, and the sooner you clear your head of it, the sooner you will feel better
you say you find it hard to care, but that's wrong, you care too much, and you can't focus on things that would make you feel less like a shell because you're too focused on bullshit
do NOT allow yourself to die in the name of illusions

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4 years as a neet

see you on the other side guys
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What job will you be getting plowed in ass at?
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>>37636731
shelf stocker

graveyard shift
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>>37636705
You won't make it fren.

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>youtube idol joins my discord server
>people talking about aya
>he changes his name to aya as a joke
>has no idea who aya is
>tfw no aya lying figure and oneechan lineup as your friends in a server
that'd be nice
i should stop thinking about it too much or ill have a breakdown in tears
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>>37636543
stop using kumiko chan to pursue your vile faggotry
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>>37636556
kumiko would hate you
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>>37636543
Isn't Aya the boy Rem likes? Which Youtube idol?

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I want to fuck cosplayers including but not limited to 2B cosplayers. However, are 2B cosplays the most dangerous? They can have a hot body but easily hide their face. I have been told the girl in this picture is actually ugly. Should I avoid 2B cosplayers?
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>>37636533
Me too bro me too, i want an attention whore cosplay gf who will leave me eventually for some chad she spoke to on facebook because who cares i'll have had my turn on the roastie and got some great sex out of it in various cosplay outfits.

As for your question, i dont think any 2b'er would keep the blindfold on for a very long time. That shit covers both eyes too. No way they would do that for more than like 10mins, you'd have to be bdsm'y to keep them in the blindfold and really get their sense of touch going crazy for them to want to stay in the dark like that.
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There's some guy who had a stroke over this picture and wouldn't ever stop posting it on normie social media and I think he's institutionalized now
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>>37637265
>tfw no bdsm'y 2B gf

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TODAY I DON'T FEEL LIKE DOING ANYTHING
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>>37636532

I just want to lay in my bed
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Don't feel like picking up my phone,
So leave a message at the tone
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NO I AIN'T GONNA COMB MY HAIR

CAUSE I AIN'T GOING ANYWHERE

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Anyone else here think this world is, basically, a rotten pile of rubbish?

There is so much detestable shit in every corner. Sure there are a few nice things here and there, but they don't even come close to making up for the shitty things.

It's like Schopenhauer said. You mix a little wine into a barrel of sewage, you have a barrel of sewage. You mix a little sewage into a barrel of wine, and you have a barrel of sewage.

The sheer amount of suffering going on in this world that I can conceive of is absolutely staggering, but I am aware enough to understand that I am only conceiving of part of it. There is yet still more bullshit going on that I don't even know I don't know about.

This world must be some kind of mistake.
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of course it's rotten, everyone wears a mask
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Mis'rable bump
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>>37636491
>not loving your fate
>not knowing that you are, at every moment, the best you could possibly be at that moment
>not knowing that the world is, at every moment, the best world it could possibly be
>not exercising your will to power

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I hold the term 'radical aegosexuality' to mean the rejection (either willful or innate) of societal norms, especially regarding sex. In my personal belief on this issue, physical sex in real life is inherently subhuman and reprehensible. In engaging in it, a person denies humanity's gift of technology, which has allowed one to foster infinite mental sexuality.

Thus the sexual person aligns themselves with animals, humanity's ancient past, and becomes a slave to their distant instinctual mind. Wasting money and time on another self-degenerated sexual, simply to feel that hormonal rush and feeling of societal accomplishment (a farce of it's own) all the while claiming that the chemical process they feel is 'love'.

Those of you using terminology such as '3DPD' and 'waifu' may not know it, but you are among the enlightened, with willpower to resist society's vile mockery, and using humanity's self-gifted technology to create a more perfect world which was, arguably it's purpose from the outset.
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>CONT.


Your fictional fetishes, no matter how lewd or outlandish, show a mind willing to break society's chains and enter a true world of infinite feeling, in fact, on could argue that the waifu concept is a more pure concept of love than all others. As while the one forming a relationship with the character in question cannot directly contact them, given their fictional status, they persist in this relationship regardless, showing a deeply more genuine, less judgmental non-circumstantial form of 'love' closer to the definition than anything you'd encounter on Facebook.

Reject, resist, discover, prosper. Become a human being closer to the singularity than the vast majority, I promise you, inner peace is possible if you simply realize the farce of society's cold, bitter chains and cast them off with conviction.

Choose enlightenment, peace, infinite possibilities for arousal and virtuous love.

Or bend to society and choose: emotional stress, financial expenses, disease, endless competition, extremely limited, socially imposed false form of love, angry and vindictive partners, and ending in a disgusting display of obsolete reproduction and childbirth, which culminates into a life spent in slavery to the offspring. You are human, your brain is yours (or is it?), choose.
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K but if you touch ur penis in the real world ur just a base fucking animal elevate urself above the disgusting instinctual subhuman physical needs u craven filth

Hands free orgasms everyday, the only way
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>>37636419
I think you've missed my point entirely, masturbation is fine, it does however, matter what your fapping to, and whether or not you are projecting that fantasy in hopes of real life fulfillment or as just that, a fantasy.

What's really the problem anon, why are you so depressed? I'm sure there's got to be a solution. You cant just be lazy and think your ideal life will just manifest itself.

I'm a neet myself and I'm also depressed as fuck, but I'm also aware of a few key problems I have that don't help. Mainly it's laziness, and a knack for blaming every little thing besides taking responsibility for myself.

Now don't get me wrong, there are some things to blame, but the problem with even blaming something real that caused your setback is that you then develop a habit of blaming everything else, and as I'm sure you can see, that's not gonna help fix your problems.

So what's the big deal that's so impossible to fix?
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Shut up you stupid faggot youre clearly not depressed.
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>>37636349
Please explain how it's so clear that I'm not.
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>>37636325
Where is that picture from? I have seen that character before, but I can't place where, it's driving me nuts.

Also mix of laziness, hating myself and the world around me. I just can't fucking stand this world at times. I like to tell myself I'd actually be a fictional person if I was born 70-120 years ago. Though not sure about that sometimes.

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I gave my photo to a trap on craigslist.

I hope he does not blackmail me
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>>37636319
Get that boipussy
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>>37636319

>trap
>craiglist

Don't worry anon, you actually just gave your pic to a middle-aged man instead
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Why didn't you just take a picture of your body?

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Does anyone else talk to themselves? I find myself speaking my mind as if I'm talking to an audience and trying to sell my point to them. I'll create elaborate conversations in my head and talk to nobody. It feels good when I do it though, like I have someone to talk to about whatever is on my mind. I've been doing this since I was little. Of course I know it looks weird in public, so nobody knows I do it.

It's exceptionally bad when I play video games. I'll pretend I'm making a Youtube video and I'll explain what I'm doing to nobody and roleplay in the game as if I'm that character.

>"Hm... four guards. I need to be careful about this. Maybe if I do X and X I can eliminate them all at once. Good thinking PlayerName."
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All the time. I think its normal. Although sometimes the other part of me i converse with replies without me thinking so i think im fucking myself up. Is not easy being lonely. Also the extra me i talk to usually encourages me (i encourage myself) or mocks me when i do stupid shit. He (i am) is a cool guy.
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When I'm playing games I'll pretend I'm streaming, even responding to fake chat questions.

I feel your pain, anon.
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Same, I think we all do it. First time I've seen someone bring it up though

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What do I do when only obese women offer me sex?
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who are these mammals
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>>37636432
In the pic? The Slaton sisters.
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Either work out or fuck the fatties. Or kys

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>tfw /r9k/ is just tumblr for men

>radical leaning from centre views
>echo chamber
>sound like a crazy person to anyone not part of the community
>normal people avoid you like the plague
>false ideas and desires about the opposite sex
>people normalizing mental health problems and destructive ways of life
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>>37636234
>culture of self diagnosis
>huge gender imbalance
>make excuses not to get help rather than self improve
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>>37636234
fuck off i bet you're black
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>>37636305
Even if I am a nigger but you can't prove me wrong

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ONEEECHAAAAN YOURE LOOKING AT MY THREADS
I ONLY LIKE AYA THE CHARACTER PLATONICALLY AS A FRIEND
AND AYA THE PERSON ROMANTICALLY
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>>37636135

Take it easy, Kumiko. Maybe some hard cock will calm you down.
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no one cares rem, stop making these stupid threads
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Fuck you, Rem. You can go straight to Hell.

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That's fuckin it dude who else is gonna kill themselves tonight? Noose is ready sorry I don't have a webcam.
Alright here I go, see ya.
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what took you to this moment?
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>>37636038
STFU and let him do it dumbass.
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>>37636046
If it's his final moments, why would you want me to stop him from sharing if that's what he wants? Clearly he's posting online so maybe he has something he wants to say. For anyone with enough resolve, obviously some post on a Mongolian checkers forum wouldn't change their mind.

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