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>>37638595
>time stop porn
ZA WARUDO
TOKI WO TOMARE

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>>37638595
What?

What do you mean, not original?

>>37638595
>time stop porn
90% of time stop porn is fake. They are merely pretending that time has stopped.

maybe
m or f?

>>37638437
f with ginger fever

Bimbolifts@gmail just send me proof ur not a sperg and you can have my discord

>>37638360
locon

>>37638360
Can I get a source senpai?

>>37638485
I already said it you fucking retard.

>insufferable nigger makes shitty fake greentext
>nobody cares

>>37638289
Fucking shallow piece of shit zero depth, if you aren't like that get away if you are go fuck off and have little useless autopilot npc kids
fuck

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>>37638289
Anon, you never bash her interests before being on a date, you have to play along and pretend that you too like prank videos and Logan Paul.

Give her the impression that she too found the man of her dreams. You can bash her after a few dates when she is hooked to you and wont leave you while you explain to her that Logan Paul is a mentally unstable fucktard and that most prank videos are staged and bullshit.

>>37638228
This site is shit and a waste of time. Some other boards are not a waste of time.

>>37638228
/f/ is where it all began for me but I barely visit it now. Otherwise /sci/ is decent and /int/ is a better, less retarded version of /pol/.

>>37638261

/sci/ is reddit tier, go to /lit/ for intellectual discussion instead

You deserved it betabucks

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why did she ghost you, anon?

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Kek damn this gay earth

I want to lick Ika Musume's cunny

>>37638125
You know I'm always down for some suffering. It's what makes life worthwhile.

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>feeling good
>watch or listen to something to make myself feel like shit instead

>>37638051
normalfag personality disorder desu

it's nothing but an advantage, with this disorder you have no longing. it isn't hard to etch out a living and be a completely satisfied hermit your entire life

>>37638051
Why do you feel the need to make this thread? You're very obviously seeking affirmation on being schizoid. If you care so much then attempt to get diagnosed, otherwise, kill yourself teenbro.

>>37638078
I don't care about that, I just like learning about how other people think. Nice projection though.

>>37637936
there would only be one level tho. or do you go from school to school shooting people. and does it become harder because they schools prepare based on the results of how you did at the last school.. hmm.. this game is really coming together now.

>>37637954
The schools are procedurally generated, so the shooting takes place differently every time. Police response times vary as well.

Based on your results from previous massacres, you're allowed different equipment as the game progresses. For example, as you get better and better at the columbine hs level, you may eventually be allowed access to explosives that work properly. The columbine level would also have opportunities for great co-op.

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>>37637708
>tfw never had sex

of course this isn't original

Tfw gf coming over in a few hours time.

>>37637794
Enjoy your ignorance, bro. It's just not worth it

sex, "gender identity," masculinity/femininity and sexual orientation are completely different things

>>37637633
same shit bitch you're a fucking faggot

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i understand why everyone hated gays now after i had to deal with trannies.

The good one. Not the bad one.

un-scented ones are the best. You will smell like nothing, scented ones always start smelling weird when they mix with your sweat. I use Ban Unscented roll on, even though its for women it works great for me, and ima male

The most important thing is that it is an antiperspirant. I like Arid XX dry, it is unscented. You may find you like how some deodorants smell. I really like how Old Spice smells, like a sexy sweaty man, but I prefer to use unscented. You can take the caps off in the stores to smell them before purchasing sometimes.

I have a boyfriend. Does that count, Anon?

>>37637518
Fucking normie scumbag get the fuck out right now or else

Why of course, ever since elementary school, only a loser wouldn't have made a best friend!

My favourite part if we have childhood memories together you only get one chance at forming!

>>37637410
What makes it different than other ones?
Pics?

>>37637410
I live in Japan, checked out a sex shop the other night with two of my girl friends so it wouldn't be awkward going alone.
They had the largest variety of fake vaginas I'd ever seen, and fake butts too. They had different insides for the vaginas and display models you could touch. They even had anime character pussies and butts and there was a double model with two of the character's butts together. My friend was losing her shit because she watched that anime and found it hilarious.
They also had a dolphin dildo. Not really sure about that one.

Anyway long story short if I get desperate enough it's comforting to know the nearest loli butt is only a few train stations away

$100 is nothing for a quality sex toy. The real issue is importing it discretely. If possible use a private company like UPS rather than USPS, since its more likely to get searched that way and they will bust you for it. UPS doesn't care though.

>>37636881
Congratulations on waking up. You were never meant to make it so drop women 100% (this will take a couple years to solidify in your mind) on focusing on bettering yourself for yourself: your physical health, engaging and worthwhile hobbies, and career.

>>37636901
But I cant, I'm not gay. I can't suck cock

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>>37636881
Chadfish bro, it's fun

But if you want to date women, it's pretty much Chad or Die
Let me redpill you desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFnJMPQow7A