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>She spent all weekend with Tyrone
>While you sleep alone
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>your crush getting blacked
Somehow this is bad
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>>37647602
I'm not sleeping because I'm working 12 hour shifts and when I'm not doing that I'm either making music, hiking, reading, or watching movies.

I don't have time for roasties, I'm working my way from a beta into a proper gamma, losing weight and starting to invest money I earned from my last job.

I'm gonna get rich bitch.
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>op fucked up the simplest meme by reversing the order
>she fucked the whole football team by the fourth quarter

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>Tfw dns server down
>have to post from phone
>already tried unplugging everything and plugging them back in
>it's probably Comcast being shitty as always
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>he's too dumb to use another server like Google's 8.8.8.8 & 8.8.4.4
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>>37647502
That was the first thing I did actually and it doesn't work
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>>37647502
>google
enjoy your botnet

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"Free shipping 5-9 days"
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>>37647432

A lot of the time it's much quicker.
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>>37647432
it says that but its come faster you dick.
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>>37647658
It's been 9 days and they still have done literally nothing with the order

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Are you a lonely piece of shit? Come join this discord server! We will berate you like the friends you never had!

QZYBzGP
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bumpity

Lil B best rapper in the game
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>>37647293
We have a fat trap named coco
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comfy discord 10/10 would join again

orignality

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Hey guys, do you think I have potential?
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I haven't watched tommync2010 since 2013
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you could potentially have a neck one day, yeah
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This guy looks like a disney pixar character

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After my GF left me and my dog died, my motivation for life had disappeared, how do I get it back robits?
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>>37647032
get a hobby I recommend fishing
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Netflix and chill

Uu
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>>37647032
i also want to die anon
don't worry, you're in good company

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Are my ratings spot on?
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>>37646843
no there are some real brown qts in there
least 7/10
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>rated all the girls inbetween 3-6
>can see a couple solid 7's
gr8 b8 m8
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>>37646909
point them out
i bet you agree with me on who are the most attractive chicks and ugliest ones though
you'll just give different ratings

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How does personality attract women? Are women personable people themselves?
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>>37646730
He's 9.6/10, almost as good as Elliot.
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>>37646730
Your personality only matters if you pass the threshold for what is attractive to the girl, so basically it doesn't matter for the vast majority of males.

and no women are not personable at all, they don't have personalities because they don't need to have one to earn affection and love from friends and males
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>>37646730

Personality only matters if you're good looking. Actually, the better good looking you are the more you can get away with in terms of personality. Chad can punch, smack, and cheat on his gf ;She'll still take him back.

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>mom won't buy me video games
should I just kill myself to teach that whore a lesson?
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>>37646430
we both know you don't have the guts anyway
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yes. why live if can't even play videogames like what is even the point?
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>>37647412
>tfw video games don't bring you Joy anymore
>just sit around and masturbate all day
At least it's free

my left ears hurts incredibly hard and it feels as if the inside is solidifying, i feel like crying because of the pain

please help me if you know some home treatments
should I do some hot compresses?
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Buy those ear wax cleaning liquids
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>>37646029
Go to a doctor retard, sounds like an ear infection, I used to get those a lot growing up.
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>>37646063
oh, I think I have some. will do it, thank you. hope it works :(

>>37646066
i can't leave home

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This was supposed to be idiot proof.

I registered on so many sites/programs: bittrex, coinbase, kraken, ark, waves, myehterwaller.

Just want to buy cryptocurrency with real money, still can't.
Why do they make it so difficult?
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>>37645870
that's why it's a bubble desu
wait for it to pop after the next stock market crash
it's the dotcom boom all over again
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>>37645891
>that's why it's a bubble desu

It's a bubble because a retard like myself doesn't know how to operate with it?
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>>37645870
lol buying at all time high...stay poor anon

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>Anon have you ever played willy wars before???
>The players wank their willies and whoever shoots the most willy milk get's to use the loser's bum as a fanny!!!
>I used to play with chinese keith but his sister told his parents and now he's not allowed to play any more!!
>We should have never let her watch! that's why no girls are allowed in willy wars anymore!
>My big fat willy used to always beat keith little brown chinky one!!! :D
>But then when i used his bum he'd make SO MUCH WILLY JUICE it was crazy!!! and he used to beg me to shoot my willy juice in his bum!!!
>l think it was so his parents wouldn't see all the mess and get him in trouble, that's probably why he used to lick up aIl the willymilk too!
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>>37645677
>anyone beating Chinese Keith at willy wars
Stop lying anon
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>>37645699
/r/asianmasculinity is getting desperate
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>>37645677

>google "willy wars" to see wtf this is
>it's real
>"popular" and "common" game in the British isles

what in the fuck

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and why is it /v/?
>filled with literally manchildren taking games seriously and disscusing them and not playing them only to keep themself busy from the existential dread
>good goyims always up to date with the latest hard and software
>normalfags with friends and angry girlfriends since they got bored out of fuckin them all the time and focus on video games more now
>ruined 4chan and brought the reddit cancer thanks to their funny memes that all underages love so much
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>>37645492
>ruined 4chan and brought the reddit cancer thanks to their funny memes that all underages love so much
I think you're talking about /pol/.
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worst boards are /pol/, /b/, /tv/, and /r9k/ by far

this is not arguable
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>>37645576
>I think you're talking about /pol/.
this.
Also, /b/ is pretty shit too. It's mostly porn, but anything that is not porn is so normie tier that it's disgusting. It's like if twitter allowed porn.

I have a problem bros and this is the only place I have to turn.

The problem is my GF is just too hardcore and is causing me non-stop anxiety and worry.

Every day I'm scared she'll get mad at me and cause another panic attack.

I even went to the hospital the other day after she attacked me, she's just so violent.

It's a peculiar situation to be in.

On the one hand I have finally overcome robot status.

On the other hand my GF is always scaring me and causing severe anxiety.

Is she just too alpha for me? Should I seek a more beta GF? Do I deserve the punishment?

plz advise bros the last thing I want is another beating from this GF. She is truly merciless.
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>>37645393
dump her BPD ass ASAP before you get hurt more
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>>37645762

Thanks bro.

Based on your post I finally made the move and dumped her.

I got a good solid punch right in the butt, but I think the minor ass pain of her punching me is worth being rid of the daily abuse.

I just can't take it.

She always punches me bros, punches me right in the fucking butt.
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OP is a faggot and a little bitch. Have you tried becoming a trap?

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Hey robots help me name my WA team and its members. Dubz will have priority
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Wriggling Brothers' Circus
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>>37645455
What about members??
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>>37645478
idk dave or timmy or smthn

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