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>roastie from Ohio? or Pennsylvania?
>tfw actually half way across the country
>literally thinks I'm going to dom every hole

too bad you're too much of a pussy to try to get local women :^)

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>>37653087
>Chad took those pictures before he fucks her
>You jerk off to them on Kik

so alpha

>>37652984
pretty sure like the bbc cucks. They have their own discord channel for spamming this shithole website whenever they feel like it.

>>37652984
posting gore is the only thing I can think of. fight me.

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>>37652984
we can't. it's a conspiracy by the main runners on this entire board to turn vulnerable men/women into traps. they want to depopulate us so we don't reproduce and spread our ideologies to the normies.

>>37652855
Yes. I lift weights every day, sometimes twice a day. It is the only thing that i have to keep me sane, since i am not accomplishing anything else in life

>>37652855
I do, though I'm weak as fuck.

>>37652855
I fucking love kettlebells and I fucking love Pavel Tsatsouline even more with his COMRADE memes.

Kettlebells are a robot's best workout tool.

>small enough to just take the smallest amount of space on your floor

>can work out in your room

>versatile, you can do all sorts of exercises with it and only need two of them at most when you've become advanced with it.

>burns calories like crazy.

Other than that I just walk, jog and bike. I shovel snow around in the winter as well.

Boring.

Original you fucking degenerate robot

Gonna see them live this month, but imo
Beach House >>> Cigarettes After Sex

Thanks OP, had never heard of these guys. good shit.

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Too many years have passed

Its gonna end one of two ways, one is sex really is the alpha and omega and then its song related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03qBqP2I4p8

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Or its going to be no better than an onahole

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gmd1HVGBzk

Do it anon.

Look, paying for losing your virginity is sad and that will be with you for the rest of your life. Fucking an escort may not be nothing but at least it will ease your burden a bit. Don't let chads tell you that it will do nothing for you. We both know that you are not doing it for pleasure, it is for experience something that should have happened naturally and you missed out.

Put everything on a scale. Losing your virginity and experience sex but feeling bad about yourself. Or maintain your v-card and keep waiting for that special someone but knowing that it will never happen probably.

Godspeed.

Is she training the dog how to use a potty?

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>>37652236
I don't know what's more disgusting, you fucking a dog or you using Japanese honorifics in the English language.

>>37652236
>>37652236

Pls get a job anon

>Tori Amos

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I think I'm in love (again) guys.

>>37652396
What the FUCK do you mean?

original

Fembots are too edgy to be religious, sorry my dude

>>37651913
I know I thought such. :(

>>37651833

good double

first seeing your picture made me think "wow this guy is a truly pathetic loser"

then I thought "hmm maybe I should make one of these in hopes of attracting a female on /r9k/ with similar tastes, since I am obviously intellectually superior to the brainlet that is the cuck faggot OP"

then I realized how similar that is to a peacock showing off its tail feathers or really any other male animal showing itself off in an attempt to attract females

then I remembered how depressed and drunk I am and how i'll probably never attract a woman or successfully reproduce and raise children and give them absolutely everything I can to give them a good life because they are my life beyond life and I can only imagine that I would love them in a way I can't quite understand until having them and went to get another beer

>>37651792
Lao Yang is displeased with your insecure faggotry.

>>37651792
Men underrate themselves, while women tend to overrate themselves.

Fuck you for baiting me. This never happens to me AND I WANT IT TO HAPPEN SO BADLY.

>>37651723
Because I don't know what he stands for besides having a high IQ and writing some long ass paper trying to explain the universe.

>>37651854
Just read the abstract

>muh eugenics

oh wow we need a new pill for this divine wisdom

>working at a grocery store bagging
>see some girl i knew from ccd come up to me
>anon i'm a virgin can you help me out
>co-worker is a bitch about getting girl's numbers every girl i tried she alerted the boss
>i forgot her name so she just walked away
>friend is a cockblocker
>i went to a bar he came with me
>she saw me there came up to me
>friend barged right in told her i was gay
>he fucked her
>she thinks i'm gay asked me if he pulled out like what he did to her
>i almost broke down on that

>>37651756
I can't find any logical story in this, it's incomprehensible.

>>37652666
Maybe get some reading comprehension then, idiot American.

>>37651600
hey robot desu, i'm going to need the name of that artist

>>37651689
What for? Do you want farting gf too?

>>37651839
>implying there is anyone who doesn't

Just take the easy way out and do bodyweight workouts at home

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Nobody's going to fucking care. People are just busy with themselves.

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>>37651942
Yeah but fucking everyone hates me.
I'm scared that the second I'm seen some cunt who doesn't like me puts me on his snapchat or some shit and I get laughed at even more.

i kind of want to get rid of everything i have and live in an empty room

>>37651867
Same but I'd regret it quickly

>>37651904
the second after i posted it i realized it sounds like a jail cell is sufficient but i should probably specify a big room without anyone else in it and maybe some carpeting

>>37651476

leave your basement and go date a white girl then

>>37651534
>leave your basement

No thanks :)

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>>37651534
Im white, so I cant even GET a white girl to talk to me, they wall want BBC bfs :(