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what the fuck, robots? why all this needless torture? i first came when i was 11, never skipped a day since. there's no way in fuck this will help you feel any better about our curse.
>inb4 "it makes me feel less degenerate" the fucking pope jacks off
>inb4 "i'm waiting for my waifu" she will never come, such is the curse
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the process by which my horniness translates to sexual arousal has been firewalled
this is for the best because torture helps me focus
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Ir keeps me energized. Don't know why but fapping drains my energy.
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I dont think masturbation in itself is bad, i think it's healthy to release maybe once a week. the real problem is matsurbating to porn tbqh
discord half filled with a community of ex Arma autists that are migrating from teamspeak.
Welcome to all gg/Jt9uyZj
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self bump we got 2 robots so far and one grill
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>>37656042
>one grill
your server never recovers from a roastie infestation
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pls join we need moore autism in here
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Who else /sick/ here? I've got a cold and a sore throat
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>>37655515
I have a god tier immune system, haven't been sick since early 2016
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does sick in the head count?
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>>37655515
Last year I got sick for over a month. I'm not really the same person since and I get sick for the mildest reasons.
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Hey /r9k/, I stopped by the gas station downtown earlier and the little black chick behind the counter got all giggly and gave me her phone number. I'm terrible with women (obviously, as I post on /r9k/) and have never really dealt with black women before outside of a professional basis.
Should I call her? How long is an appropriate time to wait before calling her? WAT DO /r9k/???
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>year of our lord 2017
>still calling thots over the phone
dm that slut senpai
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>>37655490
how long should I wait before sending her a message? my buddy told me to wait until the weekend when I have free time so i dont seem thirsty for pussy, even though i am
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b-bump. plz help me /r9k/...
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How does this disgustingly original image make you feel?
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>>37655194
do i have to be a twink to get a goth gf
cant i be avant garde pretentious loser and get a gf
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I'm happy you've found a loving relationship, Anon.
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I think it's hilariously pathetic that you posted your (?) relationship on r9k. Bravo.
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Appearing beta on social media 2017-06-12 03:42:09 Post No.37655181
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Appearing beta on social media
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Is it beta to delete people on social media?
I was going through my friends list and deleting people I haven't talked to in a few years or people that I don't really like much.
Is this going to make me look like a little bitch if they go to my page and see that I deleted them?
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>>37655181
No it's normal to periodically purge people you've lost all contacts with for a while
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>>37655215
I've lost contact with like 90% of my friends list.
Haven't talked to any of them in years
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It's only beta if it makes you feel insecure. People do that all the time.
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>Dad comes home after being gone for a week
>Starts screaming my name
>"ANON WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DIRTY ALL THESE DISHES"
>I go out of my room and check the kitchen
>None of the dishes in the sink are mine they're all my mom's from earlier today
>He's still screaming at me
>I tell him they're hers
>He's still screaming
>"Why the fuck didn't you do them"
>Tell him I didn't even know she cooked because I've been working on a project
>"You're so fucking miserable, why can't you be happy"
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>>37655116
One day you are going to snap, i hope you greentext it too.
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bahaha this is not healthy, you should either physically fight him or leave the house. your life will never turn out good if you do nothing. good luck lol
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this was my relationship with my father too, anon. next time just call him out on his bullshit and reveal his hypocrisy. he'll say shit like, "it's my house!" and get angry. just keep doing it until he snaps and tries to take you on
i hope you've been training and learning how to fight up to this point. when he strikes, grab his weak alcoholic arms and just hold him until he realizes how helpless he is. that should make him stop.
if he has a gun, don't try any of this shit. you'll die.
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Hey anon
lookin for some shade?
RKPF2y
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>>37655103
I've been told to bump this thread.
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Yes!
origEINorig
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>>37655103
nigga what
oregano
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>tfw narcissist/ delusions of grandeur
>aware of it but can't stop it
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>>37654816
im accused of this too but i actually am what i say i am
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>>37654872
And what are you Mr. anon?
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>tfw have the same social problem as the driver
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Can you name all ten commandments? 2017-06-12 03:20:40 Post No.37654802
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Can you name all ten commandments?
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You only get one hint:
If you use google, you've already broken one so don't even try the path of sin.
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Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors wife
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors goods
Thou shalt keep holy the sabbath
Thou shalt not gaze upon graven images
Thou shalt not worship false idols
Thou shalt not take the lords name in vain
Thou shalt not kill
Honor thy mother and father
Thou shalt not bear false witness
BTW I'm god
[spoilers]mfw an atheist knows your central dogma better than most of your brothers in faith[/spoiler]
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>>37654989
>when you notice it
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don't steal
don't be a fat ass
don't be rude to your parents
don't do adult things
don't cuck someone
don't kill
don't worship other gods
idk
idk
idk
not in any specific order
Anonymous
What the fuck is this 2017-06-12 03:16:35 Post No.37654726
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To this day I'm still confused on the purpose of r9k
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>>37654726
allow me to explain with a semi-tangential image
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>>37654726
It's pretty much/b/ but original
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>>37654782
"Original"
Original comment don't mute.
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>Overheard some young blondes at the beach talking about getting BLACKED like it's brushing your teeth
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ever since my mother got her new retard boyfriend the whole family keeps talking about shitting and pissing and such without any regard for their own dignity, even when the boyfriends of my sister are here, compromising the intimacy of our family
and i learned that my 14 years old sister fucked her boyfriend already, way too fucking young. i wish i had another family sometimes, they all disappoint me so fucking much.
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>>37654581
anon ... anon..
i blacked them.
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>>37654676
>14
>way too young
Anon please, most attractive girls have fucked six different guys by age 12
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D U C C
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>>37654532
Objectively, this duck is more pleasing to look at then any human.
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I think you are a tad lost. Try >>>/s4s/
Have fun lad
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>>37654532
Fabulous ducc
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Just torrented it, what am I in for my dudes?
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>>37654531
>torrenting
>not streaming
Fucking kek.
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>>37654531
it's a good episode, watched it with my gf
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GF recommendedit to me. Not sure why though
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Want to fug roastie, roastie maybe wants it, dad will keel if he ever found out 2017-06-12 02:56:35 Post No.37654403
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So there's this roastie who's the daughter of one of my parent's close friends. They come over almost every weekend and get to spend a lot of time with them and her.
A bit of background, shes 18 and her father is a scary man who doesn't fuck around and is overly protective and doesn't even let her go out or anything. But sometimes she talks about wanting to drink and go to those EDM concerts plus shes got a bit of a dirty mouth. I bet if she had more freedom she would be a massive slut.
About a month or so ago she started to act a bit too nice to me. Defending and laughing at my jokes etc even a little flirty at times.. No body contact was made though cause I used to be an even bigger sperg and one time it came across that I didn't liked to be touched. Anyways, she invited me to her graduation and I decided to show up but the fucking switcharoo here was that she brought her boyfriend whom she never talks about.. Anyways I looked like the beta third wheel. The dude is also kinda beta (more chad than me though sad). After that night things were kinda awkward for a bit but I have played it relatively cool and it has returned to somewhat normal but now she stopped being overly nice to me and started to be a bit of a bitch in a way. However she likes to go out with me in my car whenever our parents want to get some food, etc, she also talks to me alot, seeks me out, and looks at me quite a bit.. and she has admitted that I am a cute goy.
Last night I texted her after her family came over and invited her to go out to eat and the she declined with the excuse that her dad wasnt going to let her. well today she hung out with her bf for a couple of hours at the movies and her dad was OK with that so she clearly turned me down.
Anyhow I have been a beta around her refusing to touch her or say sexually charged things because if shes not ok with it and her dad somehow finds out, my fucking head will be on a stick. but make no mistake she would make an excellent fuck 1/2
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>>37654403
>wanting to drink and go to those EDM concerts
>go to those EDM concerts
>EDM concerts
>EDM
She's not worth it OP. Either kill her or ignore her. She's a degenerate who is responsible for the death and simplification of music.
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... I say shes been a bit of a bitch because these past couple of days shes been insulting my manhood and basically calling me a beta. Yesterday my mom mentioned that when I was 5 I choose to ride a bus because I had a fear of airplanes and she blurts out "haha what a pussy" and honestly I just sat there a bit because I was shocked that she fucking tested me like that and the room had my mom and other people so I didn't do anything more than just get up and stare at her.. Today though before she was leaving was the ultimate try. Her bother said something about a girl that was staring at me last night and said something along the lines of "he could have been in her guts" and she fucking blurts out again "hes not getting into anybodys guts" which fucking made me fill with rage to the point where I wanted to pin her down and fuck that cunt for testing me like that.. So r9k now that I've told you that this whore is no angel and shes been disrespecting what little manhood I have, how do I fuck? Her dad cannot find out since he'll fucking end me, she probably doesnt go out with me because she has a bf, but the way she fucking looks at me and is always around me tells me she is attracted... I just want to have her to myself for a bit, tell her shes been disrespecting my manhood and proceed to hate fuck her until she calls me for more.
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>>37654499
I know shes a degenerate but I only want to fug.