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I've been awake for almost 72 hours, is this a bad thing? Just trying this for fun. What's the longest you've stayed awake?
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>>37658152
>Just trying this for fun.
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>>37658152
I stayed up about that long when tbc came out
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>>37658152
>I've been awake for almost 72 hours
Go to sleep you fucking retard. Being awake for that long is harmful to your body
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What would you believe to be an appropriate first date?
One where you're both at a restaurant, talking to each other, getting acquainted, or one where you're waiting patiently for her to shut the fuck up when she's making conversation to the employees and not paying attention to you.
She's the one who wanted a date.
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>>37658018
Obviously if you want a girlfriend youre gonna have to listen to her stupid motherfucking problems
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>>37658043
But she did none of that.
She just talked to the workers like they were her friends.
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>>37658077
Welp, you're being cucked my man. Better luck next time.
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How many Tissues do you use each time you jerk off? It always feels like I need to use at least 5 or 6.
How does that compare to the rest of y'all?
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Only two. I stack two tissues on top of each other and then fold them both in half. Then I wrap them around my dick and jack off with the tissues. My circumcision was fucked up so this is the only way I can masturbate without pain.
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>>37657942
3, but I stick an extra 2 in my underwear and leave it for about an hour because the cum drips up to 5 minutes after fapping
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>>37657942
Anon, a single paper towel will clean up way more.
Question to Anonymous, which kitchen paper towel brand do you think is the softest
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Has anyone got a better res of this? I cant fucking read whats on here
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Hello? Does anyone have it?
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>>37657924
the wagie is a robot now is he?
this is interesting, and ill be sure to bring it up in the next wagie thread
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>>37658049
>saying it like becoming a robot is something to strive for
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>Like zoinks, Anon! Python is a scripting language, not a programming one. Learn the difference, you thtupid swit.
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>>37657899
let's melt these words down to their atomic meaning:
>scripting
>PIE root skribh-
to carve in stone
>programming
>from Greek programma
a written public notice
Are you sure that you know the difference?
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python is a type of sneak you retard
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are you part of the mystery gang or are you from morrowind?
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>tfw fapped so much today my shaft started bleeding a little
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Use lotion when you masturbate, you knucklehead.
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Use the foreskin, Luke.
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Foreskin_gliding_action_in_masturbation.ogv
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>>37657935
>implying he has foreskin
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How do l become more like Anton Chigurh?
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Grow out your hair
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be a 9/10 with a -5/10 haircut
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>>37657756
Bruh that's the Charlie watts haircut my friend
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I'm a long time robot.
My name is Nick.
I'm unhappy with my life.
I'm lonely as fuck.
Who are you?
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>>37657716
I've been lurking 4chan for almost 3 years.
This is my first time on /r9k/.
My name is Ivan.
I'm mehh with my life.
I'm also lonely as fuck but I'm trying to be better.
I have a date this wednesday.
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>>37657716
I've been on and off 4chan for years
My life has been a roller coaster for a while
It's heading downwards
I'm trying to improve though.
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>>37657716
I started seriously frequenting 4chan last year.
My name is David.
I'm incredibly unhappy and unsatisfied with my life.
I've never gotten along well with others, but I used to have someone I cared about.
My biggest issue is I don't feel like I make a big enough impact on anyone, world-wide or just individual.
I want nothing more than to be completely needed by another human being, but that's incredibly selfish.
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I'm so fucking burnt out on politics. I'm more aligned to the right, but I'm tired of fighting all the time. I feel like I can't stop because if I do then I'd be giving in. I want go back to 2011, that year felt kind of fun. Or, at least, I get nostalgic feelings for it for some reason.
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it seems like everything is a big deal but none of it ever seems to have any effect on my life
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>>37657739
This is the real redpill. Modern politics is 99% made-up bullshit designed to get you to panic and devote a ton of your time/money to conflicts that have no bearing on you at all.
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>>37657713
I'm more left leaning but I hear you on the rest.
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what are youre thoughts on anime butt
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3D butte to supreme
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>>37657369
Gee boss i dunno
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original BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
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>Feel the pain of loneliness from no gf
>Free myself of pain, by realizing I choose to desire
>Feel the pain of rejection from family and society
>Free myself from pain, by realizing I choose the value of the perception of others
>Feel the frustration of society and its politics
>Free myself from frustration, by realizing that I can choose by what measure to participate in this society
>Realize this and thoughts in a similar vein in my very early youth
>Have grown into a numb semi-sociopathic stoic
This is a thread for true robots.
Is there anything better or more worthwhile in life than becoming more skilled at something?
I'm quite fond of the arts, sciences, and military history.
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>>37657290
Man military history...
How i wish i was born in a Prussian noble family.
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Becoming skilled at something?so you still have a desire to do something.So much for being a true robot.
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>>37657433
You should think about becoming more skilled at trolling
I am the strongest.
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>>37657263
Net Worth?
oerealorginal
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>>37657263
Vegina always loses you faggot
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>>37657263
Lel the gayest actually
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>tfw no dominant gf to force me to cross-dress and call her "mistress"
>tfw when she will never peg you mercilessly without letting you catch your breath, letting you know that you only exist for her enjoyment
>tfw she will never dig her nails into your skin as you climax, making your body go limp with pleasure and pain
>tfw she will never hold your ragdoll-like body close to her chest, stoking your hair as your regain your breath, whispering into your ear about how well you did
There's just no reason to go on like this.
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>>37657132
wut. this is some autistic shit
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>>37657197
Steven pls leave
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>>37657132
I mean, I was with you for the first line but god damn the rest of it is just too much
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Should I go for a no joke asperger gf
Orgnalo
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Sure, why not. She might have a hard time reading emotions of others and/or expressing those of her own so it might be really awkward at times. I'm not sure how asperger women function, but I guess you should just be a bit more direct than you'd usually be
t: guy with mild aspergers
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I'm incredibly loyal but I can get obsessive and clingy. Sometimes I will do stuff that is top tier cringe. I don't understand when people need space. I am kind of like a child in a grown up body. Decide for yourself if you can put up with that.
t. Autist femanon
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>>37657026
Is this Tori Black?
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is it normal to have an urge to occasionally make weird noises or body movements/ spasms or is this literal autism?
sometimes I'll just be sitting at the computer and something inside me spurs me to make jibberish noises or flail around
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>>37657024
That's called tourette.
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>>37657024
sounds like you have tourettes
at least autists can be usefull, you'll just spazz out for no reason and look like a retard
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I do that too
I theorize its because we dont get enough energy out doing normal things but we still need to get it out through more autistic means