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The greentext is honest and I want attention because I think I'm going to die soon.

>>37672952

I think getting away from the toxic environment of /r9k/ might help you, also going outside even for a few minutes is very good for everyone

>>37672333
I don't think an Ethernet cable will support your weight. Stop being such an attention whore.

>>37672054

It's always justified to take revenge on normies. They deserve all the torture a robot could inflict upon them.

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>>37672054

>Human race
>We're scum, nuclear warfare.
>Yes
>Yes

>>37672081
What if normies are assholes because they're taking revenge against the world for not letting them take out the mask and be themselves?

It's not

I quit when I literally couldn't get any matches on either tinder or bumble, nor any responses on okcupid

i am the ogre

talking to a 25 year old girl who was "medically discharged" from the army

she takes quetiapine daily

wew lad i'm going down the wrong path her

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Pretty good, had a date with a really hot girl for netflix and chill, but she got offended over some bullshit and cancelled, got a 5/10 girl to come over the same day. This week I might get a 7/10 game for drinks, but she seems a bit hesitant and might bail.

just gotta be charismatic and popular

>>37671889
get tons of acid, and identify feeble minded

>>37671889
why do you shitpost so much today?
at least upload every pic of that girl

>>37671868
Easy for you to say goku

>>37671927
Goku is a wagecuck thanks to wife now Vegeta is still living the dream of pure training

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My goal is to become a grand wizard. Thanks Goku!

>>37671852
no. I just need to fill the void sometime.

All discord cancerfags should kill themselves unironically
Go shit up some other place

>>37671852
hey op whats the /r9k/ chan name? are they all keyboard clickers or are there legit voice guys out there comfortable enough to chat?
i want to practice my english a bit

I want to pokey-pokey Poki.

>>37671846
>listen to kanye
>1 good girl is worth 1000 bitches

This lyric speaks to me.
Im in a sea of thousands of roasties looking for a good girl

>>37671898
But unlike you, Kanye has the option of fucking 1000 bitches or being faithful to one good girl.

>>37671837

Nuclear holocaust
Black
Everything

/close

Austrian Empire, red, Wien

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bumperino for roboto

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>>37671696
bullies are hot

nnklnlk

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come on, only 5 places left, gotta go fast

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>>37671696
Remember to send surlz-kun all your nudes

especially girls (male)

The mystery prize is opened and nobody's going to commit for something we all already know about.

>>37671574
sorry to break it to you roastie, but i literally don't see women as human beings. i see them as animals to be chased down and conquered sexually.

have fun dying alone.

>"just commit for life! No big deal at all."

Hahahaha

>>37671383
>tfw can get jobs easily but im too lazy
Im gonna die homeless and khv
if only i was handsome or smart i could get money easy

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>>37671383
Not well
>fired from job of 8 months about 2 months ago
>finally get new job 1 month ago with big welding firm, pay good, benefits
>fired after 4 days
>neet again
>still looking for new job, family talking about kicking me out

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>>37671427
JUST DO IT

ORIGINALLY DO IT

>>37671252
Why not get a quadruple amputee gf? She would basically be a talking onahole.

>>37671893
>a talking onahole
Sounds like a downgrade desu.

Because it won't be commercialy available or affordable until long after you've passed. And having a gf is the best thing in the world, don't settle for that fake bullshit. Make yourself happy and get a gf.

overnight stockage anon kun

>>37671109
>what is the best type of job where i could make friends or perhaps even a qtgf?

Just search for google "jobs for turbovirgins who want to get a qtgf".

I guess those jobs were all taken by Chads.

>>37671109
I did warehouse work, Best months of my life robot wise. Youre left alone and only rated on youre overall performance

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The asshole was one handsome devil drowning in pussy and had everything he wanted yet he composed lyrics like those

>>37671409
>drowning in pussy
Pretty sure he rejected pussy.

>>37671041
Fucc the humanure race

did you say no? Or did you just stutter and say "y-yeah I g-guess" like an autist? If it's the latter than you're fucked mate, only choices are either go with it or fuck your own reputation up by "changing your mind."

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>>37671024

<-- this is how it went actually. OP is on the left.

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>>37671024
you'd prefer a trap wouldn't you?
Don't lie boy :3