the idea that the pokemon universe and the digimon universe were one in the same
I don't know why it shook me to my very core, maybe the immediacy of that ludicrous realization, but I literally woke up shaking and babbling like an insanee
>>37675932
that's very cute anon, I wish I had more cute moments of you. tell me more
>>37675976
fuck off roastie, I almost died of a heart attack
>>37676034
I'm not a roastie though so tell me:~)
18 years old male kissless virgin, should i go outside?
I went to a top university and honestly like 15% of incoming freshman fit that description. Go outside and stop whining.
Your only 18 man thats literally nothing to worry anout.
Come back in a couple of years and then you can complaint o your hearts content
>>37675904
>18
you are like little (original) baby
Would I still be able to get a gf if I had the Asuka button on my backpack?
No, girls usually don't like guys with shit taste.
You'd probably have a better chance of getting a gf
Are you able to get a gf when you don't have the Asuka button on your backpack?
Was he actually a conservative when he was at Comedy Central? Or was it just a joke?
You're a god damn motherfucking retard, OP. Do not breed.
he was playing a character. the character was conservative.
It was satire you fucking idiot
>start new wagey job
>go to friday drinks
>everyone is a few drinks in
>chick who I thought was a loyal waifu is all over the chad office guy
>they both have their husbands/wives + kids at home waiting for them
>local man loses that last little bit of hope of people being loyal that he didn't know he had
what's the point brehs
I don't know that feel.
I work with a bunch of stereotypical engineers and no women.
everyone is a whore and/or makes bad choices of who to mary
people probably need to A. be more discerning in their long term partner choice and B. experiment/communicate more with their partner instead of slutting it up (or using poly as a crutch)
>>37675497
Good pepe
(desu senpai pls give me original comment)
What are you drinking anon?
Why are you drinking?
I'm just drinking shots of rum because I'm mostly out of mixer and I'm a sad sack of shit.
Cheap beer because I have to go to work tomorrow.
I'm not really sure how to describe what I drink.
straight alcohol ruins my stomach so I drink grain alcohol mixed with tap water
>>37675315
Same I have work at 7am and it's 9 right now, I haven't stopped drinking and watching old pokemon
I turn 26 today and my 88 yearold grandpa gave me this card. Before my grandmother died she bought a pack of a few dozen birthday cards that my grandpa continues to give to me and my adult sisters and cousins. I don't know how many cards he has left and I sometimes wonder if the cards will outlast him.
>>37675249
don't worry he'll be dead in no time at all
>>37675249
That card is cool as fuck. You better be appreciative, you little fag. I wish my grandpa was still around.
>>37675562
This.
Tigger is the fucking man and so is your Grandpa.
>Anon, you have pants on for once. What's the occasion?
>>37675119
Kill yourself
jsdfasdfadfs
I always wear pants nigga
chines buffet. otherwise in in pajamas 24/7
>that realization you're completely defective
>that sensation when nobody cares if you die
>that feel when even if someone tried to reach out you'd screw it up and they'd hate you too
>that feel when nobody loves, likes, or wants you
>those looks of disgust they all give you for being alive
>those pitying looks some give as if you're an animal or retarded
>that feeling when too pussy for suicide
>that feeling of utter despair when you wake up
>that hideous person you see in the mirror
>the idea that a social creature born without the ability to successfully socialize is a pathetic accident
>when you realize you're just going to keep pushing away the people who care about you the most for the rest of your life because you're an awful person
Is there any point in going on
>>37675149
It's a strange thing. When you get out of the REEEE NORMIES state and realize you're just a horrible, wrong, aberration of nature that never should have been born.
>>37675194
The only person who ever cared about me and wanted to see me improve and be happy I totally failed them and pushed them away, now they're gone and I'll never see them again. I got a text saying I needed to fix my shit and I said yeah sure no problem and then the very next day I go back to my old shittiness, and the look I got from them made me feel ashamed, why do I only realize I'm horrible after I do something horrible?
Why are girl so fucking gross and easy???
If this is you, keep going and post results.
It's the eyes
Have you tried it without the eyes? It won't work
>>37675061
Women generally are just very ew
Why do normalfags love this "cringe" meme? Do they actually cringe? Do their nerves physically suffer under the strain of seeing something awkward? Are they all psychosomatic or what?
What is going on here? Please explain it to me. Note that I'm not complaining about being seen as cringy (I probably am), but everybody has such an overreaction that I can't understand it.
Cringe is anything out of the ordinary or catching someone doing things when they think they're not being watched.
>>37675228
This is so strange, why would they think it's "cringy"? Are normies just born evil?
>>37674939
>everybody has such an overreaction that I can't understand it
its called youtube money
no intention of ever doing it but what is the best way to suicide?
pls no
>jump off a tall ass building
or
>slit wrists
>hang urself
in my mind ll three would suck balls and cuts and hanging would be too easy to back out of but have problems after
>>37674906
You wouldn't back out of hanging anon. Mentally, maybe, but you'd lose your ability to move and that'd be it. Hanging probably is the best way
>>37674991
what about shotgun? i know you can blow your face off but even if youre surrounded by people who could save you nd you actually aimed at center of mass the brain through the mouth wouldnt it be instant death no revive ever
>>37675016
Well, a shotgun involved being able to get a hold of one. It also leaves quite a mess. I feel sorry for the poor bastard that finds you. It'll do the job though
Honestly, what would you do in this situation?
Say "that's a spicy meatball!" to myself
bail, retard
make really loud fart noises
Not green text because this is actually my life.
second half of original
>>37674747
nice job, 4747
made yourself laugh at least
I'm 30. I give up
does anybody know some comfy and low requirements games for PC?
i need something like Skyrim but not that heavy bc my laptop is shit
New vegas
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terraria
:l
Dwarf fortress if you can withstand the learning curve