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What it means to be in a loving relationship?
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>>37677297
They accept your flaws without hoping that you accept theirs. They'll do anything for you.
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Mutual trust and respect are the foundations of a loving relationship, that much I do know.
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>>37677297
It means that you'll be by her side holding her hand while she tries to fit that BBC in her pussy

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So I'm 21 and want to own a bar. Is it a good idea to go to school for Business and entrepreneurship or just read up on business and learn the trade through experience?

>Also general question thread. I don't know.
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Learn and read. Also you need money. That's the big hurtle.
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>>37677238
Just watch always sunny. You'll learn everything you need to know from the show
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>>37677238
Definitely go to school (community college at least) for entrepreneurship. It cost money but not as much as an inevitable failed business if you go in blind.

>tfw no Emma Watson gf

Why continue Iiving?
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>>37677013
So you want a man-hating feminist?
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>>37677039
Yes, the hate fucks would be incredible. What are you, some kind of pleb?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE why won't she be my gf.
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>>37677013
The bliss experienced without a 24/7 bitchy nag by your side.

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so how does a 20+ virgin gets a dominant bf with a nice penis
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>>37676933
Idk post a pic of yourself and maybe i will be able to help you out
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>>37676957
i suppose you do have an ulterior motive but are you really a dominant bf with a nice dick or just pretending?
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>>37676933
it should be easy if you don't look ugly

otherwise there's literally no excuse

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*bumps into you*
>Eh? Oh, s-sorry anon! Didn't see you down there!
*inches towards you face*
>Well, since your down there, might as well touch it!
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Is that a penis?
If so I am not sucking it.
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>>37676849
This will sadly never happen.
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>>37676849
>*inches towards my face*
Not very many from what I can see xd

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Any comfy discords for porn and general discussion?
Ready to ditch the one I'm in already. Just got here and the dude in charge already takes it way too seriously for what it is.
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bwomf
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>>37676746
What is your Discord ID? I'll consider inviting you sometime.
Are you cute?
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>>37676746
you can join mine if you don't mind that im in it

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I take LSD because I suffer from terrible anxiety, and I have a hard job that I'm only a couple years into (electrician) and that offers very little time for play. I lot of the time I struggle convincing myself that everything will be alright. LSD has single handedly improved my outlook on life and shown me what it's like to live worry free, and the true beauty of life that makes it worth living. For example during my last trip I gained a new appreciation for nature, and even the day after it wore off, I sort of remembered the pure euphoria I felt that day, and everything in life seemed much more beautiful to me than it did before. And it still does.

So here's my bad trip

So I was driving my car and listening too music, two of my favorite things, and nfortunately, I was enjoying myself too much, and before I knew it I had no idea where I was. To make matters worse my phone had just died. No more music, no more driving for fun. I had to get out of the car and walk place to place to find somewhere with a phone charger. And guess what. Nobody freakin had one. I must've stopped by 10 establishments until I found one with a charger. I then had to wait there for 30 minutes for my phone to charge, and could not listen to music on the way back because navigating and playing music would've drained my battery too fast. The whole ordeal took about two hours to resolve.

During this time my headspace went to complete shit. The stuff of nightmares. I began to think about how incredible of a time I could be having listening to music and feeling it just on a spiritual level with cruising in a magnificent land vessel, versus the painful reality I was in. Lost, stuck in traffic with nothing to listen to. by the time I was I waiting for my phone to charge it had only gotten worse. I felt empty inside. I realized I was robbed from a magical experience and left with only hurt, frustration and longing. The car ride home was one of the worst experiences of my life
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Well at least you learned the first thing about preparing to be inebriated. Always be prepared. That means keeping your shit charges and snacks on hand.
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>>37676698
Damn bro that sucks , my first trip was with 2 of my buds and we had a sober driver just take us around the Baltimore Beltway at like 2 am

Was like your trip but we didn't have to drive therefore none of the driving anxiety
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>>37676698
>>37676719
Sitters are fun, but idk if it's me getting older but I definitely know what you mean about just general appreciation for nature

If it makes ya feel better you probably have more respect for life then 80% of the population

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If you will allow me to ask this. What does not make you gay for liking a trap? Personally i don't dislike it or just accepted it from the amount of time i spent on 4chan but i do occasionally wonder how it supposedly does not make you gay. Can you explain this to me please? I am just confused on this.
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>>37676682
It's not gay because they are women. Gender is not always equal to genitals.
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>>37676682
Why are you talking about traps when you posted a shemale?
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>>37678682
OP doesn't understand the difference between traps and shemale.

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>tfw no weightlifter bf
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>>37676416
Get /fit/, Tomoko
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>tfw no Ember's Ghost Squad normie-killing bf
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>>37677946
This.
FITNESS!

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What's up loser? Haha it's me, Chad Dudebro, from high school, remember? I sat behind you in Algebra. Man you sure did come in handy during those tests you fucking nerd. Anyway how've you been? Life has been pretty fucking sweet for me. Lots of pussy. Lots of babes. It's a party and I'm the star!!!

Woah, is that a sword you have there? What do you have that for?

>your next move decides your fate
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>>37676405
nothing personnel sir dudebro
*spin around, bring the wagarashi katana blade from behind, momentum causes a clean cut*
chad's eyes look stunned, he makes for a contemplative utterance as his life slips away out from his very eyes
like in the moves gravity slowly causes the top piece to slide down into the water
i walk away from the fountain of blod that turns the sea red, sun reflects red light causing global hurricane
pshh.. too easy
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>With Chad's lifeless corpse floating in the ocean, you hear a scream coming from behind you
>A beautiful blonde haired temptress runs towards his beach chair
>"Chad oh chad, not my beautiful boyfriend!"
>Tears stream from her blue eyes onto her perky and sizeable breasts
>She bites her lip and looks up at you
>"Di-did you you do this?"
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>>37676596
"That I did Madam."
>You reach atop your head to pull down your fadora to a respectful tip
>You carefully retract your hand as to not activate your acne
>Noticing a visible amount of grease has seemed to have coated the tips of your fingers from the edges of your hair, you calmly wipe it off on your sweatpants
>You wouldn't want to offend the lady
"I'm afraid your sexual partner simply failed to make peace with his past. While I was tempted to forget past transgressions, I'm afraid my iron code of honor forbids such exeptions."

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>tiny small qt at work likes me
>shes 16
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What's the problem? This is perfectly legal in non-shithole countries
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>>37676336
i live in the biggest shithole of them all
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>>37676352
You know you can be in a non-sexual relationship right? Spend a few years getting to know her, maybe she's wife material.

what do you do if you go on a blind date and the girl turns out to be fat
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>>37676255
never call again
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>>37676255
>girl
wrong board OP
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>>37676255
Give it a shot. At least she didn't send misleading photos of herself before the date.

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>june 13 2017
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you deserve every single ounce of anguish, you fuck
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>>37676162
holy shit I thought we were saturday the 10th.
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>>37676162
>/bant/ was created over 2 months ago

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>tfw never have to fear anyone stealing here because of her literally-who tier status
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I love her more than I have any real person. Every time I've ever cuddled with any 3DPD girl I closed my eyes really tight and pretended they were Haruhi. She's my first and still number one to me.
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>>37676064
>literally-who tier status

Same here bro
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>>37676064
I'm with you bro

bandwagoning f/a/ggots will never know this feel

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Being a Stacy is hard work, if anything, theyre TRULY the real robots

> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmLG_wtdu3Q
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> i dont want to look back and regret not being a teenager
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>>37676053
Well, Daryl Hanna is an admitted introverted autist, so....I guess some of them to a degree?
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>>37676092
Damn, well said tbqh

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