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are you some kind of suicidal loser?

I am

>>37684675
i just made a thread about your favorite epic meme on a tuesday morning what do you think

>>37684657
Anybody have it?

>>37684580
Good on you for trying, but I think this board is beyond saving. Most guys on here (whether they like it or not) just can't resist the urge to be simps. There is a reason you see so many "she will never come back" or ">tfw oneitis wil never feel the same" threads along with the support of roasties. These are the same people. To me, what makes it all bearable is the fact that these idiots are just wasting their time and that none of the roasties they seem to love so goddamn much will ever notice them and that their efforts are all in vain.

>>37684663
REEEEE where are the happening and shooting threads

>>37684671
Long gone. This board has been invaded by failed normies.

>>37684552
What the fuck happened to have this "jump" ?

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>>37684578
All the Altright mania

>>37684552
>>37684578
It's summer retarded newfags, we get a huge influx of people every summer when all the kiddies get out of school. They shit everything up (sort of like they and you are doing now.) Then summer ends they go back to school, things calm down some.

>>37684474
sauce brohammenstein

>>37684676
pure-ts with the bald bastard christian

you can find the full videos in hd on biqle dot ru

>>37684474

That's pretty gay. Did you at least say no homo you faggot?

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>>37684157
Play it cool and don't be awkward?

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>>37684157
>hot pink hair

Confirmed slut. You better just fuck her or she will use you like the beta you are.

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>>37684117
A warm drink is a fine technique.

>>37684266
who said you could speak, not until i finish my coffee

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>>37684117
Just picture being in this warm, fire heated wooden house, letting time pass with your buddies, Wojak, Pepe, Spurdo and Gond

because u make it be brah just be yourself and stop being a whiny bitch and get some girls dude

>>37684114
Because when you are growing up you get the life is fair meme spit at you ad nauseum and then when you grow up and your world view is shattered you don't know how to cope because the only coping skills you've learned are superficial and unsatisfactory so you begin a never ending journey of chasing a horizon and the eternal starvation of your soul

>>37684124
Just yeah op just totally totes be urself and like a girl or something will totally like you
Hold up man my girl wants my dick brb jus keep your head up man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3jBg_Pr5Nw&t=40s

timelinked to relevant part

Holy crap they suck.

what the fuck is this i dont understand

i got so annoyed

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>>37683933
Still unemployed. Applied to 4 or 5 jobs yesterday. Managed to get a deferment on my loans. Strong urge to murder a rich person.

>>37683933
Mom just walked into my room. "Hey, I'm doing laundry. Is your phone charged? ... No? I'm taking it. I don't believe in you any more. For shits and giggles I'll remind you that you might as well have spent the last two years in a coma, because you're not really living."

Paraphrasing of course, but thanks Mom.

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>>37684013
Oh, and of course there was the ever popular "I just don't know what to do about you anymore."

>>37683882
go to the doctor you cretin

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>>37683882

By going to the doctor,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsLGhXtwDpI

Video related.

>>37683903
its not that bad, baby cockroach maybe, the rest of it for sure is no bigger than half the tip of my pinkie

>>37683718

not really stalking but I save all her social media photos and stealthy stare at her when she's around in college on every chance I get

Originally bumping for OP.

>>37684003
Yeah no dude that's stalking. Creeper.

That's a dealmaker!

>>37683510
Do you have a dick?
No judgement on my part of course

Woah, what do they have instead of a dick? a mutant proboscis that spits hydrochloric acid at random intervals with a 10 meter long prehensile tongue that has enough grip strength to crush a car?

>>37683431
no one is having as much sex as they claim to be having

u need to find urself a fat girl

>>37683853
I am. That is none at all.

>>37683374
>high school
GED->community college
>college
get a job, stop pissing away money

>>37683563
>GED
i don't live in the states, i just want to know what's the best way i can tell my dad about it

>>37683684
*talk to

>>37683316
Web browser? It works on chrome but every other browser is hit or miss

>>37683338
free adblocker browser

is that the problem? gotta try disabling it n shit then

>>37683338
shit, that was it, and I liked free adblocker browser, ad free n shit, so much