/ourguy/ uglygod has made it and inb4 hes not our guy
>Is a weeb
>makes songs abou him choosing his hand over fucking women
>Has weird voice
>Don't look like tyone or black chad
>All the other rappers think hes weird
Carti is ourguy
>always uninterested with normies
>mysterious to public
>lazy
>has a small circle
>>37688137
where is proof of these claims pham?
>>37688137
Magnolia and woke up like this is only good songs
>I'm so lonely, I wish I had a gf
*jerks off*
>Wait, why do I need a gf?
Every time
same, its the best feeling in the world
or depression and instant regret
>>37687969
>I want to fuck my mom
*jerks off*
>incest is degenerate
probably because im old now but when i was 17 i could fap and keep thinking that shit i fapped like 5 or 6 times a day
>>37688178
>he isn't able to separate his fap fuel from his actual opinions
Brainlets, if only they had the ability to learn.
God Tier
>WMBF
>AMWF
Great Tier
>WMIF/IMWF (I = Indian in case anyone is confused)
Good Tier
>WMLF
>LMWF
Meh Tier
>WMAF
>BMWF
>Race mixing
>Ever
Ugh
>>37687850
>objective
you mean subjective
Lets be honest if he gets a girlfriend that isn't Asian I will be shocked
Wtf do I do. I've been sitting in my doctors office for 50 minutes just waiting and no ones came in or said anything. I'm getting pretty bored and want to go home and get high.
Should I just walk out and get in my car and go home? I'm not waiting anymore it's been too long.
Just fucking walk out, that's what i would have done.
>>37687620
go away unless you lost a limb
>>37687650
Is 50 minutes an unreasonable time? I'm pretty sure I hear him just sitting in the next room talking to some stupid bitch.
Why haven't you taken the cuck pill yet anons?
i hate parker or w/e his name is and his gay memebeard
I did, but then I realized that I'm not even good enough to be a cuck, because that requires me to find a girl willing to be with me in the first place. So back to the blackpill.
>>37687622
Is the blackpill watching blacked porn all day and worshipping BBC?
Also anyone willing to RP with me I want to be cucked pls
>tfw baiting old men on craigslist with my cute trap body to drive all the way to my area then don't show up and block them
>>37687393
Doing gods work, anon. Please keep doing it
>>37687393
Yeah right. I bet your body isn't even that cute.
>>37687393
And you wonder why there are random killings targeted towards faggots lmao
the only thing I look forward to in life is the release dates of media.
my entire life consists of just waiting for new things to come out, being disappointed by them, and then waiting for other new things to come out. it's all I've got, it's the only thing that keeps me looking forward to the future. and it's always a fucking disappointment.
no need to get so hung up about E3 you faggot. get a grip.
the endless disappointment parade compounded on me so now i look forward to death
Play old games you've never heard off or actually played.
Try Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup or Ikaruga.
Waiting for new shit to release is what the sheeps do.
Hey who cozy here?
Pretty comfy right now desu
Good comfy pic OP, got any more?
wtf this thread dead?????? we cozy in here !!!!!!!!
a comfy seaside restaurant
Cyborg/failed normie here.
I got invited to go to the beach with some normies and I'm not sure if I should or not.
On one hand I could get closer to them and maybe have some real friends, and also not spend the entire summer playing videogames.
On the other hand I have a shit body, I am an autist so I'll probably end up not making much conversation and it also may happen that they pick up girls and I won't which would be embarrassing.
>>37686944
What in the original fuck do you have to lose?
Same i got invited to the bar for friday but I'm a turbo autismo and girls probably think I'm a creep
>>37687056
I don't want to make a fool of myself, some of them are Chad and I feel like I'd be out of place
How badly did I fuck up my life, /r9k/?
>Decided to study communications and journalism in college
>Graduate with honors with a bunch of awards
>Find a job at decent-sized newspaper shortly after college
>Work there for five years and earn some more awards
>Things go to shit when a bunch of people quit and they hire a hot-shot, new Editor-in-Chief
>Get a job offer to run a local radio station's news program
>They treat me like shit and try to get me to work double shifts without pay (but tell me to flub my card so it looks like I'm only working a single shift)
>Hair starts to fall out
>Develop a sleep disorder
>Health declines
>Doctor and family beg me to quit
>Get frustrated and quit
>Assume that I'll find something quickly due to strong resume and references
>Find out that I'm very wrong
It's been two months and, not only have I burned through all of my savings, but I've only received one offer despite putting out dozens of applications and resumes.
The only thing I've been offered is a part-time cashier position at a local pet store.
I had to take it just so I can attempt to pay my bills.
I also had to sign up for government assistance so I wouldn't fucking die of starvation.
I'm fucked, aren't I, /r9k/?
Anyone else in a similar situation? I just want to know that I'm not alone in Hell.
>>37686810
Nah, it's fine :) You sound like a smart person that knows his profession. I also quit a job that made me angry so trust me there are plenty of opportunities out there.
And yes, you made the smart decission to quit the job. You can always apply "harder" and "more agressive" if you want to find something better
>has a job (even if its part time)
>has a shelter
>is not worried for food
what you need is to spend a few months in a real third-world hell.
>>37686810
>communications and journalism
Well bud see that's your problem. I would start at the lowest level of banking and be a bank teller. You already have a degree and graduated with honors so moving up should be no problem.
Go for it, don't even think about it. Just do it.
god damn lil uzi is a fucking beast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpV_WbjyY00
>>37686631
and a qt
>>37686682
true and he is 5'4, literally /ourguy/
>>37686715
>goodlooking
>loved by all Normans
>rich
>successful
>has bitches
Well.
Hopefully you fags remember me
Post who you want to compete along with a victory theme!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxv80NjJHLA
Time Wizard
Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR-s4ReIxJo
>>37686428
Frank Garrett
Round four
AI will destroy humanity, but not in the cool sci-fi way that people usually think about. It will essentially replace humans and any purpose they feel they may have. They will take jobs and leave no money for humans. Everyone will be poverty stricken and homeless, with no joy in life. AI can literally fucking out-human humans. Humans will be irrelevant and serve 0 purpose.
>>37686377
Yep, but you're already a useless piece of shit, so it really doesn't matter.
>>37686377
Humans are going to get pretty bored soon, but we can still have a second renaissance where people devote themselves to art and philosophy and deeper mastery of any subject rather than just doing repetitive bullshit to be a cog in the wheel of our modern day consumer economy.
>>37686377
and what's your point anon?
>girls flirt , talk to me, laugh at my jokes, like me
>feel super confident
>look in the mirror
>she an ugly and fat retard
>get depressed
I just want a girlfriend. How to I gain the confidence brehs
>>37686247
girls are attracted to guys who make them feel stuff. they don't really care if you're ugly. just give dem feels.
>>37686513
I make girls feel disgusted when they look at me. Does this mean they are attracted to me?
>make POF acc because desperate
>within 1 day my ugly ass has 1 single message
>fucking ecstatic
>she gives me her cell to text after about 5 messages
>talking to her is about the most boring thing I can possibly attempt. relatively certain she has a case of the 'tism
>because of this conversations are short and obviously boring
>but she constantly says 'hey' at least 3 times a day
i think its cause shes uglier than I, but damn if it isn't a weird confidence boost
> develop new oneitis in January
> she accepts your fb request
> probably pity
> creep on her
> no pictures of feet
> beat off anyway
> spill gallons of sperm in her name
> finally it's summer
> she wears flip flops
> this is it
> her toes are too long
> literally below my standards now
Why?
Why did you make this post? Dunno
>>37686153
degenerate footfag
oregano pastrami
>not liking long toes