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Tinder's pretty non-committal, just put a pseudo-intellectual description to attract them.

Try saying you're a commie and anti-christian, that usually does the trick.

>>37692454
I am both of these things

How do I use Tinder without being recognised by people that could know me?

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>>37691843
Kys. Originally, of course OP

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>>37691843
your thread is shit but those do look quite nice

>>37691843
where can i buy these? look delicious

>tfw lady pediatrician touched my peenor back in HS

>>37691851
*Secondary School

you absolute muppet

Had oral sex with a chubby latina and finger banged her. But she wouldn't let me jam it in. Finally let me next time we hooked up, but I ws unable to stay hard and since she "rode" me, and was fat. I was unable to confirm if penor ever went inside. All I felt was a stinging, uncomfortable sensation.

I guess this makes me a semi-virgin?

>tfw feel dumber than everybody you know
>tfw you do some smart shit that should prove you wrong but you still think you're dumb
Not the same feel but still frustrating.

>>37691760
>Tfw you do some stupid ass shit and prove yourself wrong
I wouldn't consider myself as outstandingly smart, but shit like that happens to me IRL all the time. I notice that the thing I'm doing at the noment is completly stupid, and that I could figure out a way to do it better, if i would just think about it for 5 seconds, but my brain just suddenly refuses to think for some fucking reason. This is why I get in super cringey situations all the time and are a KHV by the age of 22. Maybe I have ADHD or some shit like that idk.

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>>37691760
>>37692505
>>37692875
How do you feel smart? You are or not you stupid people.

>>37691616
Have you tried smoking a joint every once in a while? I used to be frustrated and nervous all the time until I started smoking. Now I no longer even have panic attacks. Shrinks are expensive, weed is not. Just roll some indica every few days and it makes everything better.

>>37691714
I used to smoke weed, didn't do shit for me. The problem isn't that I am a nervous mouse, it's that I might just fucking kill someone.

>>37691880
Try to limit interactions with other people to the essentials. I know it sounds hard, but I love being alone. If you live in a gun-friendly area, try going to a range every now and then. It's fun and you'll get to shoot a firearm without killing anyone.

Okay I made this on /y/>>2405331
>>37691574
Now let see what happen

>>37691685
Oh fuck it get deleted.
It was a 3D naked woman with the question "why is this superior ?"

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>never posted on /a/ before
>make an Evangelion thread
>get 200+ posts

Feels pretty good

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>>37691428
...is Wojak okay ?
I never saw him like this before !

You have problems anon, how could you say that

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HAHHAA STREAM it!!! Wahahahaha YOU FAGGIT!!! You have to do sex stuff!!! Blagagaghagaggagahgagahhaa

ASHAUHSUAHUSHSUSHDUAHUSHSHAHS


FUCKING LOADS!!! Fucking ejaculation nation!!!!

>>37691210
basically plagiarising the story of sissyphus

nietzsche was such an edgy fedora tipping faggot, holy shit.

daily reminder that nietzche was a shitty philosopher.

"muh drive to power". Nope, humans are never drawn to power or any shit. If a man is in tune with nature, has a stable food source and a women then he will be content with life.
nietzche was a retard

I would definitely want an alpha, there's no way I would willingly be with a submissive cuck.

For the second question, I would choose the high confidence. A confident (borderline narcissistic) man is the ultimate boyfriend. I need a strong man to boss me around and put me in my place.

>>37691199
1. Not really, I do like the individualistic nature that comes with being a "bad boy", but I don't like alphas because I hate always feeling like I'm competing. I don't want someone with a line of Stacys I always have to worry about him cheating with.
2. High looks, don't care, high intelligence, important unless they are really pretentious and condescending about it, high income is nice but not necessary. Poor self confidence, so he won't realize how ugly and worthless I am and leave me for someone better. Inhibition sounds sad though, I want them to be happy and comfortable

>>37691482
That sounds like you actually would prefer a more masculine guy but are afraid (with fair reason) that you would have to compete with more attractive women, is that correct?

What if you found a more alpha guy who happened to be honest and faithful?

What kind of pizza did you get?

>>37691076
>finished reading the greentext
>surprised it apparently wasn't just a dream
>think "holy shit, good for this guy"
>read the follow up comment
Fuck. I feel with you, anon.

>op has a "I-it's not like I l-like you anything, b-baka!" dream

>>37690984
>tfw you are so miserable you fantasize about killing chads

>>37690984
you're the hero we need anon. keep it up.

>>37691123
I'm gonna make that fantasy a reality. Where you at, you little chad bitch?

>>37690818
Haha good thread

>>37690818
I had a lil giggle m8 keep up the quality posts

Had a big lol op. Brilliant

I made a hundred bucks today, should I put it all towards weed? Or save 20 bucks and buy Chinese food tomorrow

I want to get high while eating Chinese food and watching castle in the sky

>>37691603
>I want to get high while eating Chinese food

there's your answer

>>37690776

Loving these threads man. That pepe is perfect.

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>>37690643
The Sachiko girl

>>37690643
Goot wants to make his own 'brand' for 4chan,
instead of accepting it how it already is.

>>37690643
Sachiko is literally the cutest.
She should be on every page, not just the front page.

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Don't see you over here, braeman

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Wonder where Braeman is

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in b4 janitors prune my thread

But srs, braeman where you at