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>big sagging grandpa balls
>lay down under covers
>pinch my sack and jiggle my grandpa balls
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>>39266506
Yeah, I do this all the time. Is a good feeling. I will say, the one benefit to having a gf is having her just play with your balls in a nonsexual way. Like when your mom rubs your back or scratches your head.
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That feel when death is the cessation of consciousness
>that feel when this shouldn't scare us, but should inspire us to have the most good experiences while we still have the capacity to have experiences because death means your brain(your mind) dies and starts rotting
>if life sucks for you at least you'll stop experiencing it forever eventually
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are suicide attempts by using pills typically "crys for help", what about shotgun or rifle are those crys for help?
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>>39266436
No those are no more head.
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>ywn have a emma watson clone gf
Why live?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFf5fWgMOpw
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> Be me, 18
> Recently snagged my first official job at a smoothie joint
> Went in to finalize paperwork today
>Filled out the forms and handed them to the manager
> She hands me a uniform t-shirt
> "Alright Anon. Be here at 10:00 tomorrow for your orientation."
>I thank her kindly and head out
> I'm driving home, feeling positive.
> tfw finally ascending from NEET status
> I get home, it hasn't even been 20 minutes since I left the place.
> I get a call on my phone, it's the place.
> It's the manager, and she sounds annoyed.
> She says I'll have to call back on Monday
> My positivity is immediately shattered
> This whole situation is oddly stressful
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>>39266342
>It's the manager, and she sounds annoyed
What did she say?,
Also you're way too young for r9k, leave before it's too late
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>>39266430
I've been here since I was 13
>implying the average age here right now isnt <18
>you will never have your dick squeezed by a japanese qt
Why live?
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already did get rekt OP
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>>39266346
Yeah, none of us on this board know that feel, OP. I get my dick squeezed by a Japanese qt hourly.
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Has it ever come in handy?
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i get to use it as an excuse to be lazy/apathetic. im just your average sperger
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>>39266274
>School goes to Zoo
>Guy comes out with Bird
>I CANNOT BE CONTAINED
>Go up on stage and start educating the Zoologist about birds.
>He actually stands there baffled how this ten year old knows so much about birds
>Teacher comes up and pulls me off the stage
>Never got to pet the hawk
FUCKING BULLSHIT.
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>>39266274
>be me
>be 8 or 9
>nigger neighbor kid comes over
>we are watching golf with our parents
>the nigger sees a white golfer and thinks every golfer is tiger woods
>asks if he's tiger woods
>I say no, about to say because tiger woods is black not white
>instead say because tiger woods only wears red shirts and he was wearing blue
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how 2 maek frens
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>>39266236
add peeps on steam to practice
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>make a friend on /r9k/
>it's pretty stressful and overthink every interaction while trying to be interesting/funny and most likely failing
I-I think I was better off alone but I don't wanna be the ghost ;_;
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bee jus urself
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I feel pathetic. I have the number of a girl who I am 90% sure is/was into me, but we haven't talked in like 2 weeks and I am beyond beta to start a convo. Anyone know this feel or have any outs to this situation?
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>>39266184
If she truly likes you, she'll understand when you say you were busy or something like that.
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>>39266184
Stop talking to her. If she's interested in you she'll message you and if she's not then move on.
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>>39266571
No this is wrong. It doesn't matter how much a girl likes you. In human society, men must initiate conversation with the girl. Girls will give out subtle hints that they think you will understand (men don't understand 95 present of the time). If you don't go up to her/text her first, then she will take it as you not having interest.
>asked autism aide to bring me spaghettios with meatballs for dinner
>she brought spaghettios without meatballs
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I unironically know that feel
Although for me, my mom is my autism aide
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY CAN'T ANIME BE REAL??? WHY CAN'T WE JUST GET ASSIGNED A QT WAIFU LIKE IN KOI TO USO??
Life would be so much easier
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>>39266080
That's why it's called escapism. Don't over indulge or you'll end up a suicidal depressed mess like me.
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>>39266080
Government subsidized cucking. I love dystopian sci-if stories about the government over regulating certain fetishes.
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>>39266080
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY CAN'T ANIME BE REAL??? WHY CAN'T WE JUST GET ASSIGNED A QT WAIFU LIKE IN KOI TO USO??
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>Life would be so much easier
Dumb sissy anime boi.
>am a virgin
>want to date/marry the most degenerate, debauched woman I can find
Anyone else know this feel?
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>>39266072
haha. yea man idk what the fuck is wrong with me... I probably have mommy issues but its whatever
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>>39266072
maybe go hang around porn actresses
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>finally watched all 80 tabs of porn
>Still have 22 tabs of stupid shit
Today was a good day.
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>hit a fagit ?
>nah he is not
>fuk him
>wat ??
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halp meeeeeeeeeeee plssssssssss
lel
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>Kissless Virgin at 22
>Only friends are my roommates
>One is 22, is a radical Catholic
>the other is 28 with aspergers
>only have a 2.94 GPA, Majoring in Accounting
>only leave the apartment to work or go to school
>spend many hours a day playing videogames but am good at none but Battlefield which is casual shit
>work a shitty job as a line cook
>can't focus on studies, always come back to 4chan or videogames
Is there any hope for me? Am I a robot or a failed normie?
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>>39265936
Hope you have some internships under your belt or else you're in a bad position with that GPA in accounting
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>>39265936
>>only have a 2.94 GPA, Majoring in Accounting
The best thing you can do right now is improve your GPA. Accounting is a lucrative career. You'll be making decent money if you play your cards right. Additionally, it's probably the only way you're ever going to be put in a position where women will find you remotely attractive. If you're a KV at 22 you're probably ugly, socially inept or both. Secure your career now or get flushed down with the rest of the masses when the happening comes. At the very least you'll be able to fund your escapist lifestyle if you make it.
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>>39266011
Nah. I'm just going to leave it off my resume and if they ask about it I'll round up.