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Why is this permitted?
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Because Dan The Man allows it.
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>>37703470
>Dan The Man
who?
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>>37703483
He has many names.

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You need to realise that NEETs and wageslaves are both cucks.

>tfw full time employed but get to work from wherever I want
>only have to attend one or two meetings in the office per month
>get all the perks of being employed with virtually none of the drawbacks
>small startup company in a major city with decent pay
>get to watch anime while I work in my underwear and get paid for it

This is like the next best thing to being born super rich.
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>>37703374
Ok, that actually sounds like a really sweet setup you have going on. I'll look into it
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>>37703374
>saved a frog from tumblr
i am disappointed anon
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I've been looking for something like this, except their all aids (transcribing, captioning, mturk) or need a high skill set (graphics, web dev, developer). Do u suggest anything that I can do? I'm not a pajeet.

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Lmao my Gf is so sexy

post a picture post any female out there on planet earth thats sexier than my GF

>pro tip you can't

MY gf features are pretty much 100/10 you can't find a girl this sexy her face is perfect
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>>37703351
ayy but that's a dude tho
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>>37703351
She has laugh lines and weird eyebrows.
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She's looking in 2 directions. She can look at you and Chad at the same time!

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>tfw mommy calls me a good girl
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lies, there are no women on the internet
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I wanna be a good girl for mommy too!
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Tfw my actual mom still unironically calls me good girl and princess

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>mfw on 10th day of nofap and my dick is exploding
Please help. Don't post pron.
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>>37703019
femanon here
feels good not having to worry about things like "no fap"
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>>37703029
there's this bitch on youtube who hijacked the youtube nofap community

it's a complete farce
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>>37703019
goodluck hope it goes well for you

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>literally spent all night and most of the morning posting on here and watching the news

FML. It's not so bad when I play video games though.
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>get home from work at 12:30am
>proceed to spend the next 8 hours scrolling, refreshing, and shit posting
I want off this ride.
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>>37702949
femanon here
I know that feel
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>>37702989
>femanon

There is no excuse roastie.

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how can i have the hair of the guy of the left

i have long hair too

help me please
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>>37702836
Grow up kid. No adults have long hair
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>>37702836
femanon here
it looks like he just brushes it back
just brush it back. maybe, don't shampoo your hair and the let the natural grease give it a slick feel so it's easier. but shower, just don't shampoo
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wear this you fucking idiot

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I wish to fuck Eugenia Cooney and break her hips while doing so. Please share to make my wish come true. If you care about my dream post about it on her social media.

She needs to know about my lust. Maybe she will pity fuck me if i get diagnosed with autism,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coov3UpMEBA&ab_channel=SkelgeniaCooneySuperF4n
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What is this fucking Auschwitz survivor
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>>37702806
what. the. fuck. Guess I'm heading back to r*ddit. This site is too much for me
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>>37702825
PLEASE NO HELP ME OUT BRAH

Tell her that i want to fuck her on her social media

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>make a thread
>redditor has no better argument then pointing out my graamar
>win the argument by default
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>>37702675
BOYEEEEEEEE you groovin today mister
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>>37702675
femanon here
your aurgment was probably shit to begin with
he probably just wanted to point out something trivial that you might be able to understand
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>another (you)
>its be a "fembot"
>completly ignore "her" but leave >her behind with the feeling of being used

ITT: Good feels
>got Artificial Academy 2 working on Windows 10
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>>37702631
>tfw my computer crashed and now my AA2 is fucked again and I get to start from scratch.
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>>37702631
>have a free day off to shitpost as much as i want
Feels good
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>Did a presentation today and it went well
Feels good

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oh my god why does being alive suck so much dick
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Yeah I know for some reason you would think it wouldn't
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>>37702381
Yep. Death is really the best solution
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>>37702381
Tell me about it. I am having a test and a presentation today and i will fail both.

I AM GOING GHOST BRAHS

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I made a new meme template. Please use it so much it's more tired out than a delaware hooker.
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arg or all et al ita
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>>37702162
fails as a meme as it is not funny
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Cut the dead hooker out of the picture and we can make it work

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>tfw fell in love with a bipolar girl
I fucking hate my stupid brain
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>>37702125

Remember: love does not exist. Fuck her when she's manic, dump her when she's bitchy. She probably won't score any during the bitchy phase anyway.
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>>37702125
iktf the more red flags a girls has the more attracted to them I am.
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>>37702180
>the more red flags a girls has the more attracted to them I am.

god damn it

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Are girls attracted to intelligence?
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Yes they are, who isn't?
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>>37702080

No. They're attracted to power. If you can't force her to your will and prevent everyone else from taking her, you won't get far.
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>>37702080
Only if that intelligence has gotten them benefits from society like wealth or prestige. Otherwise no.

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>tfw you are developing repetitive strain injury from being on the computer for so long
>tfw hands in so much pain I have to take a break every few minute
Any other robots fall for this meme?
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No, i grew up typing and gaming. I'm also physically active at work and in My hobbies. My tendons are made of normal healthy person tendons.
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>>37702115
I have been playing vidya and been on the computer for years now. Only a few days ago have I been feeling aching pains in my palms. This is awful.
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>>37702071
Take a break for a week take aleve everyday for a week and they should feel a lot better

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