any nightwalk bros on tonight? I'm off on mine now to have a stroll down to buy some apples and and have a smoke, wish me luck bois
/nightwalk general/
nah it's 9 am here i'm heading to bed wouldn't mind a nightwalk dream
>>37706117
went on one last night
I love the drone of all the air conditioners and creepy artificial light from the streetlights
>>37706269
and the roaches everywhere on the sidewalks
Where's the best place for a homeless person to sleep (meaning place with lowest chance of getting stabbed or assraped)? No shelters please.
Your local jail
>>37706050
Fembot here
Whats homeless?
Tyrone here
Not in my hood wite boi
>femanon here
is this a new meme?
>>37706049
it's a forced meme so no
>>37706049
>is this a new meme?
the fuck are you talking about; I'm a female but I'm here since 2004 I'm an oldfag and you have to resoect me.
Everything isn't a meme y'a know ?!
>>37706049
uh, no sweetie, it's not. though, you certainly sound new if you've never seen this kind of shitposting before
my mom's making me go to the park for fresh air, THE AIR HERE IS CLEANER, ITS FILTERED YOU DEGENERATE SWINE! Tried to stay home but she turned off the power and padlocked the breaker box
go outside ya dummy. listen to ur mommy
Just go to the library or something OP
Meet a park cutie3.14 and chat her up
God i hate these beta wite bois pretending to be alpha online. These bitches be quiet af when I walk by
>>37705750
no one wants to get mugged man
it's a tactical choice like in a basketball game
>>37705750
Because we aren't aggressive fools who want to get a criminal record. Why are you so dumb? I could rock you. Any white man could beat up a black boy, but we choose not to but act civilized. Because we have a job, a reputation and have self control.
>>37705750
I want a black daddy to feminize me and be my alpha.
I want to have my butt dripping his cum all the time.
I want to send selfies to my family of me sucking his cock.
You can only post in this thread if you have at least a master's degree in mathematics.
>>37705723
femanon here
I have a masters degree in kicking your ass white boy
i got a masters in yo mommas bootyhole lol
>>37705723
>he did a coursework based masters
>Parents have started asking why I have no friends
How do I stop going down the robot path
You know, the wording of this makes me think you're underage.
Enjoy this report.
>asking robots how not to become robots
its like your asking a corpse how not to die
>>37705660
19, but ok
:^)
You are the greatest treasure in the world to me. I smile every time I think of you.
I'm in love with you.
I don't think of you at all.
>>37705530
U-uhm, okay, alright I like you too I guess, have a nice day anon! Eh, I don't know how to say stuff like this >.<
>>37705530
even tho im a manlet????
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random people=) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!
love and waffles,
* t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m*
>>37705424
femanon here
your post just gave me cancer
>>37705424
What possessed you to dig this shit up
>>37705449
Go the fuck away. You're even more cancerous than OP.
>>37705449
>femanon here
How is that related to your post, you dumb ass roastie?
>your post just gave me cancer
So did yours because you didn't recognize this ancient old pasta.
Fuck off and never come back.
My job is killing me. What should I do to cope? All my hobbies so far: anime, vidya, film leave me unsatisfied.
>>37705376
>All my hobbies so far: anime, vidya, film
femanon here btw
>>37705376
find a hobby that is actually fulfilling.
what you have really arent hobbies.
its just shit you consume.
sure i like eating sushi but i dont consider it a "hobby"
all 3 of your hobbies is literally just consumption instead of production.
find a hobby that is productive and gives you something to show for.
>>37705470
femanon here
exactly what i was going to put
>be me, 18 years old
>talking with 2 girls and 2 other guys
>we're talking about how muslims remain Handhold-less virgins until marriage
>suddenly one girl starts asking each person if they are kissless virgins
>everyone says no
>my turn
>"anon are you a KV?"
>yeah
>"... Wut?"
>i said yeah
>"are you... Like...what?? Are you serious? Are you KIDDING ME?"
>nah
>everyone is speechless, utterly surprised, they can't believe what they are hearing. They are looking at an alien. The scales have completely fallen from their eyes
Is it really that fucking weird that a fucking 18 years old kid hasn't had a gf you pieces of shit? Why are normies such egocentric pieces of shit?
>>37705342
2/10 story, at the least, make it sound real for one
>>37705342
>he had friends and female friends
>call them normies
what a fucking brainlet normgroid you are OP
>>37705366
what part of it is not believable?
>>37705397
>finish exam
>get a break for lunch
>normies ask me how i did (I'm decent at studying so they don't just completely ignore my existence) so eventually end up eating in the same table
>not a complete sperg mess so can more or less keep up with interacting with others
that doesn't make me any less of a friendless, KV loner, if that's what you're trying to imply.
>Be me.
>Be 21 years old.
>Suffering from ADD, GAD and MDD.
>Was berated my entire childhood for shit that was out of my control.
>Was ostracized for most of my childhood.
>Socially inept.
>Never had a girlfriend.
>Still a kissless virgin.
>Have no talent, skill or ability of any kind.
>Was scorned and ostracized by most of the friends I've ever had.
>Failed everything I've ever done.
>Medication is ineffective.
>Psychotherapy is ineffective.
>Constantly berated for having a negative and pessimistic outlook on life.
>Fell in love.
>Oneitis hates me for being so mentally weak.
>Have been laying in bed for months.
>No motivation to do anything.
>Basically hate everything.
>Doesn't even feel like a person anymore.
>Feel extremely lonely and suicidal.
>Feel ashamed of basically asking for pity on the internet.
>Seriously considering letting myself die of thirst and starvation.
>>37705143
Do it, faggot.
It will be the only thing you ever did right.
>what I think and do isn't in my control
believing this is your only disorder. add just means you need to learn to pay attention, it's a made up kike disease
>>37705143
Yeah I'm in the same situation. (Very original)
Do girls actually like anal?
Or do they simply like the thought of degrading a man by getting him to stick his dick in a place where they shit from?
>do girls actually like anal
you're practically begging the "femanon" fags to post on this thread
>>37705080
femanon here
you called?
>Make tinder with a picture that is obviously not me
>Start every match saying: I want to fuck you in the ass
>Get 2 responses so far of girls saying that it hurts but they like it because it hurts
Am I a cougar? I'm 20 and dating an 18 year old.
Cougar territory is 10+ years age difference to me.
Some people called my ex a "cradle robber" because she was 21 when we started dating, and I was 18.
I also dated a chick who was 16 when I was 11.
No, you aren't, you fucking dumbass roastie.
>>37705007
You're not officially a cougar before you get ugly.
>Bitcoin? lol that will never become popular
I said that when they were selling at $1.00 each
>Youtubers? Nope never will make money
Should of done what pewdiepie did and made millions.
>Twitch? Ha nope there's already youtube
Not sure who the most popular streamer is but i guarantee he's got a million
Who else missed out?
>Should of done
if you're a native English speaker, please kill yourself
You didn't invest into CocaCola in 1892.
I thought bitcoin was a meme and still sort of so think it is, so that boat sailed years ago.
I have no charisma or personality or attractiveness so YouTube doesn't matter
Same goes for twitch and double because I'm in Australia and you need to live in certain areas to get fast enough uploads to stream.