>you're in the club and this man smacks your underage child actor gf's ass
What do you do?
what is this man's name? I've seen him before
>>37707350
Dan "hold her tighter she's a fighter" Schneider of course
>>37707350
Dan "cum inside 'er" Schneider
This cat is sad. Please post pictures of sad cats.
any sad cat is acceptable
I hope your cat thread dies.
>>37707588
Why would you wish that friend? You probably saged so I have to bump it now, but only after I have some coffee.
>mfw he started balding in his teensfucking end me
>>37707164
shave your fucking head for fucks sake
>>37707213
>tfw weird shaped head
>tfw my few friends would laugh at me and tease me
>>37707164
Its not like you would live your life slaying pussy until you start balding in late 30s if that was the case.
Youre not a special snowflake, the vast majority of men go bald, even teens too, you just didnt notice it until you started balding yourself.
>walk to the gym
>try to not virgin walk so I look up
>a man looks at me, gives me a thumbs up
>give him thumbs up back
>asks me how I am
>say good, ask him how we know each other since I have no idea who the fuck it is
>says he gave me a train ticket once
>I travel with public transport for free so that's bullshit
>he tells me is a man from the streets and he doesn't forgot faces
>not me
>Circular argument
>walk away
>Looking up from the ground.....not even once
Seriously don't try it robots, only bad things happen.
Yeah gym people are weird, I'm never going back to one.
>>37707099
Why didn't you just play along? He was probably just trying to be friends.
>>37707099
That was a basic social interaction anon, jesus christ.
>try to cure my gay
>punch own balls whenever penis goes up for gay
>hope it will learn to stay down
>tfw it never stays down
>tfw it's just learned to go up if I think about punching own balls
Now go find a pretty girl to punch you in the balls or step on them you faggot.
You must take the "Traps turned me gay" route except backwards
Start with traps then with girls that might as well be traps then realize flat chests are justice and not move on to tiddy monster territory
>>37707153
Anon is a genius
Originalio
The average American girl loses her virginity at 12,
And has had at least 6 sex partners by 18.
Why don't you?
>>37707092
Only a virgin with rage born with a whore mother would take out his anger on an image board with intent of idiotic revenge against the world.
I'm not an American girl.
>>37707092
source that shit
Femanon, here. Robots post your favorite song of this year.
Mine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMivT7MJ41M
>>37707043
>im going to take a perfectly fine music thread and ruin it right off the bat because I'm a stupid woman and therefor a raging attentionwhore
gg
Try /soc/ or a noose you self absorbed cunt.
>>37707134
Shut up, virgin. She didn't do anything wrong.
>>37707134
>criticizing others' taste in music ehile not posting anything yourself
You are the worst.
https://youtu.be/6SvVULpULkc
What do you think she meant by this guys?
>>37706940
>i want to fuck around but if my bf finds out, i have the benefit of the doubt
>>37706940
JUST
SWIPE
LEFT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THEY DO THIS FOR ATTENTION AND MESSAGES YOU FUCKING IDIOTS
JUST FUCKING SWIPE LEFT
L E F T
E F
F E
T F E L
>>37706956
This
its just in case someone she knows sees it shes definitely fucking around
Why do white males think they can be robots, when everyone wants them?
Femanon here btw
maleanon here
send nudes
>>37706902
Greatoldoneneanon here
post dick
>>37706886
FEMBOT here
your average white male is like a 20 dollar bill compared to tyrone or chad who is like a freshly printed 100 dollar bill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXRbIdaLD4Q&app=desktop
>there are good memes
>this is not comiccon
Isn't it about time you guys grew up and realised what you're dealing with and its not a joke?
>>37706842
The oath keepers are the good guys now?
>>37706842
>Isn't it about time you guys grew up
You first. Stops assuming everyone who disagrees with you is being childish.
>>37706842
>Those meme posters
Jesus fucking Christ
I seriously hope you guys don't do this
REAL fembot here, wtf is with this new "femanon here" meme??
>>37706702
IT IS A FORCE MEME LIKE MULHOUSE BUT I AM A REAL FEMANON TOO SOO THEEEHHEE :3
femanon here
how else can i get those easy (You)s from these pathetic non chads
>>37706702
Its A FORCE MEME LIKE MULHOUSE BUT I AM A REAL FEMANON TOO SOO THEEEHHEE :3
Nothing going on today. Let's change that ZQf9ysh
>its a rem makes another discord server that he will delete episode
>>37706764
No bully, he's anice lad
>>37706687
>>37706847
>It's a total faggot has to be people to talk to him on the internet because no one can stand to be around his weeb ass irl episode
Saged and reported your /soc/ garbage
>tfw oneitis posts a picture of her new boyfriend
Just fuck my shit up lads. Feels thread?
>>37706526
What the fuck does oneitis mean??
>>37706552
femanon here. its a word for qt girls like me that you will never have teehee!!
>>37706565
Yeah right?? You fatty perv.
And if you really were a girl you would be happy with me rubbing your tits desu.
post similar feels itti'm not gay
>almost three months ago we talked for the last time
>still check my inbox every day
>>37706400
>Be me last year
>meet grill on omegle
>get feelings for her
>continue conversating for months
>One day she just stops talking to me
>She got a bf
>cucked by a jew
>>37706400
>Felix
>Yamagi
>Not actually gay but would totally fuck.
Hahahahaha
I just came here to laugh about you fat ugly losers. Why don't you just kill yourself? In 2 hours a 7/10 will come to my house and we will fuck all night.
Also if you are over 16 and still a virgin you're lowest of all people. Have fin jerking to your chinese cartoon girlfriend. It's the closest you'll ever come sex
>>37706343
>takes time out of his day to post this
Holy shit your life must fucking suck
>>37706343
Please don't waste precious shitposting space just because you don't know how to do shitpost. This doesn't even deserve to be called bait.
>>37706343
>lying on an anonymous board